《groovy - steven hyde》003
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"i'm waiting." jackie said.
"forget it." eric said.
"just say it and she'll go home." hyde said.
"yes, eric. please, for the love of god." isabella said.
"fine. you're right, jackie, the fonz could beat up bruce lee." eric admitted.
"thank you. now, michael, call me tonight at 8:00." jackie told him.
"but that's when chico and the man is on." kelso told her.
"i know. but i like it when you describe it to me. oh, do your chico impersonation." jackie said.
"i don't think these guys really want to hear my..." michael trailed off.
"of course." isabella said.
"sure we would." eric said.
"go ahead, michael. by all means. please." hyde said.
"all right. looking good!" michael said making jackie scream.
"i love it! i love it!" jackie said before going upstairs.
"hey, kelso, quick question. why can't you date someone a little less annoying?" eric asked.
"like who?" kelso asked.
"like bella." hyde said making her smack his arm.
"you really hate me, don't you?" isabella asked him.
"i just love picking on you." hyde replied.
"what about barbara vansen?" eric asked him.
"she's just as annoying as jackie." kelso said.
"yeah, but her boobs are huge." hyde said making isabella smack him again.
"so?" kelso asked.
"do you find that annoying?" hyde asked holding up a photo in the nudie magazine.
"pam macy. now she's got some knockers, baby." kelso said.
"but she's a bitch." isabella said.
"true, but they're not bigger than barbara's." hyde said.
"yeah, they are." kelso replied.
"you're dreaming. it's like comparing exodus and deuteronomy, both of which have taught us very valuable lessons." eric said once red came in.
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"oh. hi, dad." eric said.
"damn dryers broken. ah, nuts. i need my vice grips." red said leaving the room.
"have you seen pam in a tube top? it's like you're looking at the grand tetons. in a tube top." kelso said.
"seriously?" isabella said rolling her eyes.
"look, the issue isn't are pam's big, right? the issue is, are they bigger than barbara's? because barbara's are bigger than the walls of jericho, which as we all know came tumbling down, right?" hyde said as kitty came downstairs.
"hello, mrs. forman." hyde said.
"hi. eric, did your father come down here?" kitty asked him.
"yeah, he's fixing the dryer." eric replied.
"oh, dear. you know, ever since the plant cut back his hours, he spends all his time fixing things. things that don't need fixing. things i need. things i use. things i love. i gotta go hide the crock pot." kitty said before going back upstairs.
"sounds like your dad is losing it." hyde said.
"jeez. if he's like this now, he's gonna be a total headcase of they shut down the plant. he's just gonna be this pathetic guy with breasts the size of watermelons!" kelso said once red walked back into the room.
"is what moses said to the egyptians." kelso said.
"kelso, go home." red told him.
"good one, kelso." isabella said.
-
isabella sat with her family at breakfast and she couldn't stop thinking about her talk with freddy last night.
she was talking on the phone with him and she heard a girls voice on the other end. normally she would just assume it was his mom but she knew his mother wasn't home.
after breakfast, she went over to his house. she was going to confront him about it. she wasn't going to be cheated on.
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she went over to his front door but she saw freddy was by his car.
"isabella, what are you doing here?" freddy asked him.
"i just came here to ask you about something." isabella said in a serious tone.
"what is it?" freddy asked her.
"last night i heard a girls voice on the other end of the phone. you told me your mom wasn't home so are you cheating on me?" isabella asked in, feeling angrier as each word left her mouth.
"what? no." freddy replied.
"then what was the voice i heard?" isabella asked him.
"i was watching tv so you probably heard my show. look, i would never cheat on you isabella." freddy said before he wrapped his arms around her waist.
"i feel like such an idiot." isabella said, feeling foolish.
"you're not an idiot." freddy replied before kissing her.
isabella ended up going inside with freddy and the two of them went up to his bedroom to have some "alone time"
after isabella left freddy's house, she went back home to watch a movie.
while she was watching the movie, the phone on her bedside table started ringing.
"hello?" isabella said into the phone.
"isabella, where have you been? i haven't seen you all day." donna said on the other end of the phone.
"i've been at freddy's house. did i miss something?" isabella asked her.
"yeah, jackie tried telling me that i was wrong to always beat eric at basketball but then when i started to let him win he found out i was throwing the game." donna began explaining.
"i bet he hated that." isabella said with a laugh.
"yeah, we got in this fight but then we realized it was stupid." donna said.
"well, i'm glad you guys worked everything out." isabella replied.
"me too. i feel so relieved after talking about this with you. thanks for being a good friend, bella." donna said making isabella smile.
"of course, donna. anytime." isabella replied back.
the two girls spent the rest of the night chatting on the phone about their boys, cosmo, their favorite tv shows and anything else they could think of.
isabella was happy that her and donna were becoming closer friends. she had been eric's best friend since they were kids but it was nice to be friends with a girl.
she wasn't the biggest fan of jackie so she didn't feel like she could talk to her about her personal problems the way that she could with donna.
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