《groovy - steven hyde》000
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"eric, it is time." hyde said while everyone looked at eric.
"why don't you do it?" eric asked him.
"it's your house." hyde replied.
"your house." kelso echoed.
"listen to them up there. the party has reached critical mass. in 10 minutes, there will be no more beer opportunities." hyde argued.
"if my dad catches me copping beers, he'll kill me." eric said as hyde patted his leg.
"i'm willing to take that risk." hyde said.
"well, i'm not. i still need my best friend alive." isabella said.
"don't worry about it. just remain calm, keep moving." kelso said.
"and above all, don't get sucked into my dad's hair." donna said.
"wait, what?" isabella asked.
"what's wrong with your dad's hair?" eric asked.
"just don't look at it." donna replied.
"and, eric..." hyde trailed off grabbing the boys face.
"cold. definitely cold." hyde said before eric went upstairs to try and take the beers.
"let's pray he comes back alive." isabella said.
eric was trying to steal beers from the party his parents were throwing upstairs.
isabella's parents were at the party since they were friends with kitty.
while waiting for eric to come back, hyde and kelso began looking at a nudie magazine.
"check it out." hyde said to kelso.
donna got up to go see what they were looking at and she bent down.
"bella and i see that every day." donna said before going back to her seat.
"jealous, boys?" isabella asked while laughing.
before either of them could respond, eric come back down with beers in his hands.
"he's alive!" hyde said happily.
"good news. my dad is thinking of giving me... the vista cruiser." eric said while passing everyone their beer.
"hey, that's awesome." isabella said.
"you're getting a car?" kelso asked.
"ooh. have i told you how incredibly attractive you are, eric?" donna asked him.
"no." eric replied sitting down beside isabella.
"you told me he was cute." kelso said.
"kelso, shut up." isabella told him.
"no i didn't." donna said looking away.
"i remember, cause you said not to say anything in front of eric." kelso said.
"let's focus on what's important here, people. forman stole something. to forman!" hyde said lifting his beer.
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"all right!" donna said lifting her beer can.
"to forman!" kelso and isabella said before they all lifted their drinks.
"you know what's sad? this is the proudest day of my life." eric said as he began crying making hyde hug him.
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the next day, the gang was hanging out in the basement and they were watching the tv without sound so they decided to narrate it themselves.
"wow, marcia. a football in the face. that's gotta hurt." eric mocked.
"ouch! my nose!" donna went along.
"that's gonna be huge in the morning." eric went on.
"huger than my boobs?" donna asked.
"well, bigger than the left one." eric said.
"why are we watching this without the sound? i am totally confused." jackie said.
"oh, you must be new here." isabella said.
"here use the earphone." eric said passing it to jackie and she took it from him.
"so... what's the deal with the vista cruiser?" kelso asked.
"the deal is, there is no deal yet." eric said before jackie shushed him.
"how are we gonna get to the concert?" kelso said.
"shh! shut up." donna told him not wanting jackie to hear.
"what concert?" jackie asked taking out the headphone.
"uh... todd rundgren." kelso told her.
"when?" jackie asked.
"this weekend." kelso replied.
"oh. who's going?" jackie asked.
"uh... eric and isabella and donna and me and hyde and the foreign kid fez. that's pretty much everybody." kelso said seeing the mad look on his girlfriends face.
"and you." kelso added.
"damn it." isabella muttered under her breathe.
"oh. good. good. good. good. thank you for telling me, michael!" jackie said angrily.
"well, i'm getting a soda." eric said.
"yep, me too." kelso said standing up.
"sit down." donna said pushing kelso back down.
"i'm gonna get a soda, too." isabella said as her and donna followed eric upstairs.
they went and got there sodas upstairs and isabella turned to eric.
"i thought we agreed no couples at the concert? that's why i couldn't invite freddy." isabella said as eric nodded.
"yeah, hyde was the one who decided that. he's gonna be pissed, which is why you can tell him." eric said before walking away.
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isabella groaned in frustration before the three of them returned downstairs to see kelso and jackie kissing on the couch.
"jackie..." eric said making the couple break apart.
"i guess you're going to the concert with us." eric said.
"mm hmm i can't wait. so, michael, you want to go back to my house and listen to todd rundgren records?" jackie asked her boyfriend.
"yeah, sure." kelso replied.
"ok. bye." jackie said to eric, donna and isabella.
"bye!" isabella said.
"you kids have fun!" eric said.
"bye bye now!" donna said.
"hey, i'm probably gonna head home too. i have a date with freddy tonight. see you guys." isabella said.
"bye, bella." eric said.
"see you later." donna said before isabella left.
-
isabella left her room and she turned to look at her outfit before heading out.
"are you going out with freddy?" her brother bryan asked her.
"yeah, i'll be back later." isabella replied as she grabbed her purse.
"i do like that freddy boy, i'm hoping you two get married." her mother mary said making isabella groan.
"please, mother." isabella said crossing her arms over her chest.
"i think what you mother means, mija, is that freddy would be a great fit to take over the family business." her father david spoke up.
"right, well, i'll see you guys later." isabella said, not wanting to continue the conversation.
she made her way down the driveway and got in her boyfriend's car. she liked freddy a lot but she didn't think he was going to be in her life forever.
as awful as that sounded, isabella knew that freddy was her first boyfriend and he probably wasn't going to be her last.
"hey." freddy said leaning over to kiss her.
isabella smiled and they drove off. they ended up finding a spot to do it in his backseat before he dropped back off at home.
-
the gang was at the arcade. micheal, jackie, eric, isabella and donna were sitting down while fez and hyde played an arcade game.
"i may not say this right because i am new to english... but she has tremendous breasts, yes?" fez asked hyde.
"michael, who is this guy?" jackie asked.
"oh, that's fez. he's a foreign exchange student." kelso replied.
"who did we exchange for him?" jackie asked before getting up from her seat.
"donna, isabella, i have to go to the ladies room." jackie said.
isabella let out a sigh and she got up from her seat.
"donna!" jackie said again making her get up.
after isabella left the bathroom, she went up to hyde since he was alone by the arcade game.
"have fun in the ladies room?" hyde joked which made her roll her eyes.
"yeah, totally hoot. so, i heard that you made a no couple's rule for the concert. was that because you didn't want jackie there or freddy?" isabella asked him straight up.
"jackie is annoying and freddy is a jerk." hyde said making isabella roll her eyes.
"you don't even know freddy." isabella told him.
"i don't have to know him to know that you could do better." hyde replied.
-
red gave eric the car and he was able to drive everyone to the concert until the car stopped.
"i'm telling you we're out of gas." kelso said.
"we're not out of gas." eric replied.
"it's the battery. it's 6 years old and shot to hell." the repair guy told them.
"i know what. i'll just call my dad." jackie said getting out of the car.
"kelso, tell her." eric said.
"he can't take the car out of town." kelso said.
"i'm not calling his dad." jackie said.
"jackie... parents talk to each other about how we screw up." hyde told her.
"why would he talk about that?" jackie asked.
"they can't help it. look, say there's a party, see. and all of our parents are there. together." eric said.
he began mocking everyone's parents to try and prove his point.
"guys... we are in the middle of nowhere and i have to go to the ladies room. donna? isabella?" jackie said as the two girls followed behind her.
they ended up giving the repair guy two of their tickets to get a new battery.
jackie and kelso didn't end up going to the concert since they gave away their tickets.
the night was great.
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