《Talk Juicy To Me》14) "Let me fuck in peace"
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*I n c o m i n g C a l l*
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".............."
"Oh yeah, babe..."
"....Sorry...who's this?"
"Oh well...fuck that. Can you call later and let me fuck in peace?"
"Who the fuck is Oliver?"
"Oh...shit. I thought this is mine...it has the same cover!"
"."
"Holy fuck, uhh....get off me dude. I need to find my fucking phone...no I don't wanna fuck!"
"Why should I tell you that?"
"Oh Jesus! Wait, I live near campus. I'm assuming you study in UCLA?"
?"
"Yeah...creepy. How do you know that?"
"Oh great! So he's the cute waiter who won't give me his number?"
"Duh. He was so hot!"
"Geez fine. No need to be grumpy, woman."
"Sweet,"
"Hey, baby?"
"That's what your number is saved as."
"Baby."
"He's a keeper. Don't worry, your secrets safe with me."
"Goodnight, love."
*BEEP*
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Okay so,
1) I've moved to a new country/continent for my studies and have been super busy, I'm so sorry about the irregularity. I'm importing, trust me.
2) I'm aiming to finish this before my next semester starts in July...updates will be irregular until the 8th of June. After that, however, I'm gonna pick up speed like a goddamn rocket! So yayy♥️
3) It completely baffles me how you guys have remained so loyal to this book! I love you guys so so much. ♥️♥️
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