《Talk Juicy To Me》12) "You are a very horny being"
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Oliver |
*I n c o m i n g C a l l*
*O l i - v e r*
Why'd you think that?
We texted like 3 days back, babe.
So...you missed me?
You mean, aside from the fact that you were awaiting my call?
Babe, lying is a big turn-off
Why didn't you call me?
Riiight
Hey, Ella?
Next time, don't think. Just call me if you miss me.
*D i s c o n n e c t e d*
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