《Talk Juicy To Me》8) "You are naughty."
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Oliver |
*I n c o m i n g C a l l*
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"Ella!! Thank god you picked up."
"Maybe because I am."
"I don't do that."
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"Fine. Once! I did it once. But that's not important."
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"I would say you, but you aren't giving me some so-"
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"Alright. I'm scared that Santa won't get me anything this year."
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"It is a valid reason to be scared OKAY?"
"Don't you dare finish it."
"Fuck you."
"I don't like you anymore."
"No, I just like your ass."
"You are incredibly cocky."
"You didn't help my problem. What if Santa doesn't get me anything?"
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"I am, aren't I?"
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"Understandable."
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"Hey, Stella?"
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"You know since 'tis the season and all,"
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"...Do you want to get naughty?"
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"...with me?"
"............."
"It...was...very."
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"Merry Christmas, you sexy thing."
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I am super duper sorry for being M.I.A, but like I was busy with work and I also fell sick 🤢
It sucked, but I'm fine now! 👏
So see you guys again in 2018 😋❤️
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