《Talk Juicy To Me》5) "I need to get laid."
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Oliver |
*W h a t s a p p N o t i f i c a t i o n*
Ella. Come online. Please. ✅✅
I am going to keep texting till you don't.✅✅
Ella ✔️✔️
*Sex-Ella is online*
✔️✔️
Texted me so quick? Miss me? ✅✅
Hello? ✅✅
Ella? Are you ignoring me? ✅✅
STOP IT WOMAN😤 ✅✅
I won't say stupid stuff🤐✅✅
You know how to fucking push my buttons. ✔️✔️
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Where were you??? WHY DO YOU DISAPPEAR!!! ✔️✔️
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I need a smoke first. ✔️✔️
🚭✔️✔️
Seriously, Ella? ✔️✔️
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I know the harmful effects, please spare me. ✔️✔️
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I would say I own a pair, but you took yours so... ✔️✔️
😒😑😐🙄 ✔️✔️
Stop texting in emojis woman! ✔️✔️
🤗 ✔️✔️
Woman. I texted for a reason. ✔️✔️
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I need to get laid. ✔️✔️
Hello? You there? ✅✅
Fuck, Ella seriously? ✅✅
Fine. I'm leaving.✔️✔️
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What? ✔️✔️
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Yes...no. I mean I don't...know. ✔️✔️
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About what? ✔️✔️
. ✔️✔️
You would know? ✔️✔️
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Oh. ✔️✔️
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You'll tell me about it? ✔️✔️
Sex-Ella is typing...
You're taking long...✔️✔️
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That's fine✔️✔️
😉✔️✔️
Goodnight Ella👸✔️✔️
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Isn't he just...adorable?
Who wants their own Oliver?
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