I wanna be the reason

you slightly tilt your phone away

from others when you read it.

When Oliver Thomas calls his best friend to tell him about the best lay of his life, he doesn't expect a girl to answer it. Much less the girl who was the best lay of his life.

"Holy shit. Where the hell were you dude? I've been trying to call you since morning."

"It doesn't bloody matter. Caleb, I, Oliver Thomas had the best fucking sex of my life last night."

"Uhh-"

"Shit."

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This story contains strong sexual references. Children under the age of 16 are forewarned.