《The Eunuch is Pregnant》Chapter 90: What a close call!
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"Eh.....!"
Hearing Leng Jun Yu's words, Nangong Jun Xi was shocked.
Because, there could be many ways to interpret his words. At this moment, Nangong Jun Xi wasn't sure whether he was interpreting it correctly.
However, Nangong Jun Xi knew that Leng Jun Yu had finally begun to care about a person. After all, they have known each other for years. Throughout all these years, his senior brother had always been ice cold towards everyone. His personality made it very difficult for others to get along with him. Furthermore, he never seemed to care about anything. But why was he so different towards this little eunuch?
While Nangong Jun Xi was pondering, a delicious aroma came from afar.
It smelled so good that he almost drooled.
Actually, the little eunuch was a very good cook. Maybe that's the reason why his senior brother wouldn't give "him" to him!
While Nangong Jun Xi was thinking to himself, Le Yao Yao entered the hall with the midnight snack.
Upon her entry, Le Yao Yao bowed to the two nobles and then presented the food in front of them.
No matter the appearance or the aroma, the soup dumplings would cause anyone's finger to twitch. It was enough to make Leng Jun Yu's eyes light up.
Originally, when he went to Qing Xiao Ge, he wasn't hungry. He only said it as an excuse. However, when he saw this lovely simple dish in front of him, he couldn't help but want to eat. Le Yao Yao's culinary skills were comparable to the Imperial chefs!
As for Nangong Jun Xi, he immediately picked up a pair of chopsticks and began to gorge down everything. In addition, he made a lot of slurping sounds as he devoured the noodles! It was obvious that he really enjoyed the meal.
Seeing this, Le Yao Yao wanted to go up and kick him twice. Momentarily ago, he was bullying her. But now, he was eating her food with such thick skin. That jerk!
After Leng Jun Yu and Nangong Jun Xi were full, Nangong Jun Xi returned to his Qing Xiao Ge to sleep.
Leng Jun Yu didn't say anything to Le Yao Yao now that he had returned. All he did was turn around and returned to his room.
However, before he left, he took a quick gaze at Le Yao Yao. Currently, "he" was busy tidying up. Leng Jun Yu felt like a piece of his heart had finally returned..
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Le Yao Yao had no idea what Leng Jun Yu was thinking. After she was done tidying up, she quickly excused herself. After all, it was already so late and she hadn't taken a bath yet!
Remember, her current position was a fake eunuch. She cannot let anyone know she was female. In the past, while she was living at the servants' dormitories, showering was a huge pain in the butt. She couldn't be like all the other eunuchs and strip to bathe.
So, every night, she would have to wait until it was in the middle of the night before she could secretly find a spot to clean herself.
However, it was different now. She was living in Ya Feng Ge. In Ya Feng Ge, she had an elegant room of her own and an awesome place to bathe!
In addition, aside from the King of Hell and the two secret agents, no one else lived here.
So the moment the King of Hell went to bed, Le Yao Yao took all her clothes and headed to Ya Feng Ge's bathroom in the rear court.
This bathroom's design was very simple. There was a thin wooden door on the outside, but the wooden door only covered the middle part. This meant that the people outside could see the head and legs of those who were inside. As for those who were inside, they could see everything that was happening outside.
At this time, everyone should be asleep. Even if they weren't asleep, they wouldn't be in the area. So, Le Yao Yao was at ease.
First, she put her clean clothes inside the bathroom. Then, she walked out to the well and scooped a few buckets of fresh, cold water to fill the big bucket. After the big bucket was full, she brought it to the bathroom and locked the door.
Since it was summer, it was the perfect time to take a cold shower.
Le Yao Yao had worked hard the entire day, so currently, all she wanted to do was to take a nice shower and then head to bed.
As a result, she washed very quickly and didn't pay attention to what was happening outside.
It wasn't until the footsteps were nearby that she became alert. Out of nowhere, in front of her were two huge shadows. Le Yao Yao was so stunned that her eyes grew big.
Mei and Xing were right outside the bathroom door. In addition, they could also see her inside. However, they didn't mind because they were all "guys".
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Xing had one hand on the washroom door and was about to unlock it. Seeing this, Le Yao Yao felt like her heart was going to leap out of her throat.
"Ah, what are you doing?!" she yelped.
"Eh, Xiao Yao Zi, why are you so shocked? This is the bathroom, obviously we came to take a bath! Could you please unlock the door so we can come in to take a shower?" Xing frowned as he asked politely.
Although the washroom wasn't big, it wasn't that small either. It wouldn't be an issue if three people were inside at the same time. However, Le Yao Yao had locked the door, so Xing couldn't open it.
"Y-you guys...please wait a little. I'm a-almost done...."
"Why are you dawdling? We're all men anyway! It's not like you're a woman! Hurry and open up! Earlier, Mei and I went out to do some tasks and now we're both filthy. It feels disgusting!" Xing impatiently complained and continued to bang on the door.
Honestly, based on Xing's martial arts abilities, he could easily smash the entire door down. However, this was Ya Feng Ge, so he wasn't going to do something so unreasonable. Hence, he was merely knocking for Le Yao Yao to open the door.
Today, Xing and Mei had gone to investigate on the heart mystery but accidentally fell into a swamp. Although they weren't hurt, they were very slimy and gross. The two secret agents were both obsessed with cleanliness, so they couldn't wait to wash themselves.
Initially, they thought they would be able to access the bathroom right away since it was so late. Surprisingly, Le Yao Yao was inside.
Seeing this, Le Yao Yao was freaking out. She was planning to put on her clothes, but because she was afraid her clothes would get wet from her shower, she had placed them at a corner that was far away from where she was standing.
Since Xing was so tall, Le Yao Yao had to lean her naked body against the wooden door because she was afraid to be discovered.
She wanted to cry but had no tears. Furthermore, she refused to open the door regardless of how much Xing was protesting.
At last, Mei seemed to have sensed something as his black pupils flickered. He pulled the annoyed Xing to the side and whispered in his ears, "Xing, don't make things difficult for him. I heard that some eunuchs feel very inferior after they have lost their ability to mate. They don't want others to see they're missing their xx."
"Ohhh... so that's why. If you hadn't reminded me, I would've forgotten." Xing exclaimed.
Instead of feeling frustrated, Xing's eyes had soften and he appeared to feel sorry for his actions.
"Alright. You can take your time. I'll shower outside with Mei."
Then, Xing reached his huge hands and immediately took off all his clothes. His tall body was vividly exposed in front of Le Yao Yao. As for Mei, he also took off everything despite being outside of the washroom.
After all, this was Ya Feng Ge, no one would be around at this time anyway. They were the only ones here, so no one would see them naked.
Even if people do, it wasn't a big deal.
However, Le Yao Yao definitely didn't feel this way! Originally, she felt relieved when they decided not to come in. But suddenly, the sight in front of her took her breath away.
Le Yao Yao swears that she is a pure virgin girl. She swears to God! She had never even held a guy's hand before.
Of course, when it came to mating, she was a bit curious.
But she was only curious!
When she was living in a dormitory, she would often secretly take a look at the other girls' men magazines. Obviously, all the models had been photoshopped on the covers. Their muscles were huge, and their bodies were perfect. They had the ability to make people's heart flutter.
However, now that she had arrived here, Le Yao Yao realized all the men around her had better bodies than the ones on the magazines!
Plus, the men in the magazines were only images. Now, she was faced with the real deal!
And they were all hot!
Both appearances and bodies!!
Although Mei and Xing were secret agents, their bodies were top notched -thanks to their training since birth. Normally, they only looked tall and strong when they had their clothes on. But now, Le Yao Yao knew that beneath the clothing, they were all rare humans of the Earth.
The two of them took off their pants as well, and now, they were moving around naked in front of Le Yao Yao.
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