《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》t h i r t y - t h r e e
Advertisement
carla
————————————————
"um hey jordan."
"haha sorry about that"
"oh ok"
"um yea haha"
"so about last night, do you remember anything?"
"um well—"
"um listen jordan, you called me last morning, and basically you said you liked me and wanted to go out with me"
"so you like me?"
"like, like-like me?"
"shit. answer me straight up? why did you drink last night?"
"i—jordan"
"um. ok jordan"
——————————
early update (by like four hours) ! school has started and im lowkey like not having it my brain is not focusing nor ready to take all five aps i signed up for. anyway...one more chapter to go. whose excited?!? i kind of am. im happy with the way this novel turned out and im rethinking editing it at the moment (still have a lot to do and many ideas keep forming). ok, please enjoy! comment & vote :)) -lila
Advertisement
Heroism and Bad Decisions
When superpowers appeared, the only reason civilization did not collapse was a century of comic books and movies making the new reality familiar and even welcome. When threats out of fantasy and science fiction became truth, people with powers rose up to the challenge because it was both a dream come true and the culturally acceptable thing to do. But not all is well in the new world. Monsters, power-related accidents and villains are on the rise. Governments, companies and opportunists are not staying idle. In this slowly darkening New Age, Valley Grant just discovered she has powers. Joining the ranks of heroes is the next step, right? What do you mean she's not qualified? Why won't hero teams let her join and why are superhero costumes more expensive than cars?! And above all else, why do cape fights keep ruining her make-up? Updates 3 times a week.
8 148Smoking Bandits
With a gaze that was hard to describe, Lark stared at his body in the mirror. Not his body as a human, but his other body. Head of a reptile with rows of sharp teeth, a 180 cm tall body that is full of muscles, covered in scales formed green and black tiger stripes. Clawed hands and feet, with a tail strong enough to crush an adult neck. 'Man. . . can I still be called a human?' In the end, with a deep sigh Lark changed his form back into a human. A moment later, he came out of the room wearing a combat dress, tactical belt with shoulder strap, and jungle boots. While inserting a magazine into an AK-102, Lark muttered. 'Whatever, time to hunt Orcs.' *****
8 202Ascending
Li Yan ended up fused with a newborn Dungeon Core A.V.A. She does not remember how this came to be due to losing specific memories. However, Li Yan knows she was put here wrongly due to her rage. Join her on her cultivating journey, where she unlocks memories as she levels up and gains the vision that she puts together. At the same time, Li Yan begins learning about the purpose of being a dungeon core from her partner A.V.A. Unlike most worlds with dungeons, Li Yan was the first dungeon in the world that she was reborn on to help balance out the chaotic Qi inhabiting the planet. As a result, Li Yan will face opposition that will see her dead while restoring balance to the world she now calls home. Li Yan will protect herself even if that means killing the hordes of devil monsters and cultivators that want to plunder her so that they can gain the power to transcend to immortality. Find all this out and more in this exciting Wuxia, fantasy, dungeon core adventure, Ascend. cover was made by myself
8 155Let Sleeping Gods Lie
To the west, the old empire of Ryedyn lays dormant beneath its blanket of ash and dust, a slumbering giant of history. To the east is the Sunken Moon, where the goddess that has forgotten her past sits alone atop her cold, wet, throne. All the majesty that this world once held has fallen to ruin, and what remains doesn't have much time left. Now only a few stand between the world and the end. A nameless novitiate in service to a god, a broken warrior with ambitions of matricide, and a strange man sealed with forgotten magic. Within these three are held the answers to the past, and the keys to the present. Let Sleeping Gods Lie is an epic tale of war and tragedy that follows multiple characters as their stories intersect, collide, and finally reveal the truths of the world and the lies that destroyed it.
8 88Hope and Memory[Thorin Oakenshield Love Story]
Freya Brandybuck is Bilbo Baggins little cousin and is also his closest friend. She has a big interest in the maps of Middle Earth and hopes to visit some of those places. What will happen when she finds her cousins home infested with Dwarves and a Wizard going on a Quest. Will She have the courage to step foot out of the Shire to see the World?
8 374Looking For A Place Called Home
Maddie is a young girl who lives on an orphanage. She only wants a family to adopt and be there for her. Will she ever find a home?
8 152