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"sir butt dialer"
"how many times do i have to fucking tell you to stop butt dialing me?!?"
"well MAN how come it is always and constantly me?"
"okay okay"
"haha you remember that!"
"touché"
"so i guess for my zodiac, im not too sure."
"im sorry. you did not say hozier"
"oh umm gosh no its just that. in eighth grade i went like 38% emo and went through a sub-phase where i listened to hozier 24/7"
"uh perhaps?"
"holy shit! no!"
"meaning haha meaning fishnets and dyed hair?"
"sometimes i babysit for this family and the oldest is like 14 and went through an emo phase like that"
"god. its like the teenage midlife crisis but the only thing we do in reaction is go emo"
"haha"
"bye jordan!"
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