《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》t e n
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carla
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"didnt i just talk to you like last night?"
"ha remember that test i was studying for last night? yea thats in 30 minutes. i need to cram dude."
"the dreaded unit circle."
"yea oh. have you taken precalc yet?"
"ok then just ask me like the values"
"i cant believe you would accuse me of that"
"ok wow your standards are low. anyway ask me the question... the test is in t minus 28.5 minutes"
"one half"
"you know like what do we need the unit circle for. like in real life. no recipe is gonna ask me for sine of pi over six cups of sugar"
"ughhh i hate school."
"i think im gonna fail"
"um isnt that the pi over six bowtie"
"maybe youre right"
"wow. cocky much?"
"i should get back to studying...ill let you know how it goes"
"bye jordan"
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uploading this early because why not?!? i read this over [i wrote this chapter months ago!] and i cringe so much but i really dont have the heart to edit and change it yet. but i hope yall enjoy it in all of its cringey-ness.
-lila
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