carla

————————————————

"ok first of all, stop being so cheery and second of all dont you mean whats gonna happen this week according to my horoscope?"

"so i guess you arent going to ask me that so lets cut to the chase eh?"

"why the hell are you calling me at... 12:22 am? in the morning!! shouldnt you be sleeping?"

"what are you on?"

"hey. im in the middle of studying. i have a test soon"

"oh! thats great."

"sounds nice. i betcha yall had a good time"

"let me guess...oh... you're a taurus!"

"holy mother of aliens! i guessed that. like i swear i dont stalk you! like i dont even know your name. this is like amazing you've made me speechless!"

"..."

"listen, i might be like as awkward as like a turtle but you are wayyyyy worse. like who does that?"

"jordan."

"probably not."

"actually speaking of theories i have to go study. there are a whole lot of theories in the math and science worlds."

"and you are definitely awkward!"

"and before i disconnect this call, i think a little part of me is curious about your awesome and amazing theory."

"when you say stuff like that it makes you seem like a really awkward nerd."

"so basically, before when you called me a nerd, you meant that i was gonna rule the world. how sweet."

"hm. look here, ive rendered jordan speechless"

"im so sorry but im imagining you with your hands on your hips and saying that. and like wearing a tee shirt that says nerd rule the world and then on the back there would be a picture of a mind blowing up."

"you did not!"

"what can i say baby your love is like oxygen, it goes straight to my heart."

"uh hello?"

"thanks.. and im sorry. i can be a bit blunt sometimes. i normally talk to my friends like that."

"i can practically see you either doing a happy dance or woggling your eyebrows like a crazy scientist."

"oh ok. goodnight jordan."