《The Dangers of Butt Dialing》f o r e w o r d
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for the shoulder that i cry on. you never expect me to say anything and you comfort me whenever i have mental breakdowns. you are an inspiration. never forget that💕💕
carla has had her hands full with just the good and bad experiences of life. never one to enjoy the beauty and nature around her, she is surprised when a stranger butt dials her and opens her world to the many possibilities.
the butt dialer, though may have been the culprit of immersing themselves into school too much and trying to live up to their reputation. they slowly learn what it means to trust and goes on a self journey, changing perception forever.
**there are mentions and references of drugs, and alcohol
**updating schedule in my bio!**
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so this is my first story on wattpad. i at first wrote this on a whim, after my imagination went wild one day when i was bored out of my mind. to be honest i have no idea where this is going i just want this to be a cute book that isnt as shallow as it appears. please enjoy this book!!
a few notes are that this is my material. i did not steal any work from anyone and i would really appriciate it if yall also didnt steal this. and please dont hate on my characters. i tried to add as much development and diversity as i could in their limited situation. ok thats it, please continue ⏭ (also im sorry im writing this on my phone so the format maybe weird for different device users)
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