So Hyde and I have been dating for a while now. But secretly. I was afraid as to what the gang would say. What they would think.

A lot has happened since the water tower. Kelso fell of the water tower trying to paint a pot leaf. Hyde gave me a framed photo of us from my ninth birthday for Christmas. Kelso is cheating on Jackie with my sister. Donna's parents split up and constantly fight. Hyde's mom basically abandoned him. Kitty offered to take him in and now he's living in the basement. And now Bob and Midge are back to get her and renewing their wedding vows.

I was sitting at the reception, listening to the beautiful vows that Donna wrote for her parents. I looked to my side and noticed that Hyde was nowhere to be seen. I silently left the reception and went next door to my house. I went down the stairs to the basement door, opening it quietly. There he was, sitting in the middle of the couch, drinking a beer.

"What are you doing here, Hyde?" I asked, sitting down next to him.

"Weddings. Makes me sick, man," he said as he put his arm around me. I took the beer from his hand, drinking the rest before placing it on the little table in front of us.

"Let me guess. Weddings are a scam pulled by the government to make us think we have control over our lives. Right?"

He smiled at that, laughing a little. "You know me too well, babe."

"So are you saying this is a government scam?" I kissed him as way to finish my question.

When we pulled away, he said "the one scam I don't mind." I laughed as he leaned over me on the couch. I pulled him in for another quick kiss, which turned into a make out session.

I gently bit his lower lip before pulling away. "We should probably get back to the scam of a wedding before the government comes looking for us." We sat up and I helped him fix his shirt before he put his jacket back on.

When we got back to the Pinciotti's, Jackie grabbed my hand and pulled me outside with Donna. Apparently Donna and Eric had just had sex.

"So? How was it?" Jackie demanded excitedly.

"Eww! I don't wanna be a part of this conversation!" I said rather loudly. I was about to get up to leave when Jackie pulled me back down and held me there. I tried my best to tune it out. Sure she's one of my best friends, but it's my brother's love life too. All I heard was Jackie promising she wouldn't tell anyone whatever it was that Donna had mistakenly confided in her. Bull. As soon as we leave, she gonna tell Kelso, whose gonna tell the rest of the guys. I mean, have you met Jackie? It's gonna go down hill from here, I can tell.