《Viva Las Vegas》Goons and troubles
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Unsatisfied by the money they received from these girls last week, when they kept Rebel captive on a wooden chair that made daunting fart noises, have returned to get some more out of these girls. They've succeeded once and can do it again, this time by kidnapping their new boy crushes demanding ransom for their release.
HEY B**chs! I'm back!
o my god.. don't kidnap me! Again.
what are you doing here. What do you want?
I don't think anybody would wanna kidnap you Rebel, not again anyway.
Fortunately, no. I am here to kidnap someone.. since you girls still owe me!
who's this nincompoop?
some pathetic so called gangster who kidnaps people for ransom.
wait.. you kidnap people? And who if not Rebel?
yea!?! Why not me again?
because you stink, figuratively and literally!
what?! (Sniffs armpits) do I stink Austin?
no.. not really. Just of pizza but that's it.
hold on... how would you know if she stinks? You're not close enough.
uhh...
we ya'know.. did.. ya'know.
ew gross!
I know right! Why is she getting more action than me?!!
if only Liam was single.
you still haven't answered Austin's question; who are you gonna kidnap?
well.. how about you guys. Perfect for my collection.
what collection?
oh yeah. I forgot; he takes pictures of his victims for his album as a reminder of his 'success'.
why yes of course. Why hide it.
uh.. how about cops?
you call them sweety then I'll shoot your brains out.
awe no bodyguard to do your dirty work for you?
ha ha funny.. I decided to give him a break.
maybe he left you?
No! No one leaves me!
The agressive gangster somehow grabs hold of the boys via gun and threatens the girls.
you girls owe me the rest of the money or you lose your boy toys soon.
but.. what about that lady with the dog? Didn't she give you some?
oh she did. But we made a deal and she blurted out your whereabouts and told me I can grab the rest off of you guys. So I'm doing so.
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ugh! That b****! I will have her f***ing head!!
ew.. like eat it.. or..?
figure of speech, Rebel.
I'm trying to figure the speech.
no Rebel, it's.... never mind. We'll get the rest of your money, just don't harm them.
how much?!
about.. say.. hm.. 50k.
what?!
fine.
but where are we supposed to get that amount of money?
we'll figure something out.
by when?!
I don't know, soon, hopefully.
ladies... I'll be at the church with the boys. Oh and you have till tonight to rescue them. Good luuuuuuuck, not. Hahahahahaha.
evil SOB!!!
yeah SOB spells sob! Cry b*^#^! Cry!!
sob = son of a b***h, Rebel.
wait what? Then it would be SOAB, no?
for now let's concentrate on the money.
you know what?
what? You have a plan?
no. That's the thing. We're leaving in a few days, so let's just forget them and find a new hotel to hide until we leave?
Are you mad?!! No!! This is going to eat out my self-concious! I can't live with it.
alright, so how are you planning on getting 50k dollars?
borrowing or asking people to help us.
that'll take so long.
I agree with Rebel.
hallelujah!
you thought of something Rebel?
oh uh..no.. it's just Emma agreed with me.
oh.
The ladies try and come up with an idea. They research and work their butt off to find something that can help them save their guys.
Ahhah!
there's nothing to agree with Emma about, Rebel, she hasn't said a word.
'Ahah' as in Ahah I thought of something.
pahlease.. Rebel and thinking? Wow........
at least she's thinking.
what are you saying? I don't think? I was thinking of a plan this whole time.
and what did you come up with??
leave me be!
Rebel go ahead.. what were you saying before you were RUDELY interrupted?
oh I forgot.
what?! oh thanks EMMA!
you're welcome.
After hours and hours of thinking, Victoria (finally) remembers a man, an old man, who was about to marry Emma. However, that didn't go down so well, ya'know. But he was wealthy as f***!
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hey, you guys remember that old guy, at that church, who Emma was engaged to?
ugh! don't remind me.. I'm going to puke.
oh yeah, why?
he's very rich right?
f*** I'm in trouble! I'm not going to be dragged down for those strangers!!!!
they're not strangers , they are our friends.
yeah right "friends".
correction; boyfriends.
their blood will be on our hands if we don't do this.
I am NOT going to beg that old douche to marry me while you two grab his money.
great idea, Emma. We should let Emma and that oldie goldie marry and then we swipe his cash!
Hell no!!! over my dead body.
oh but you're alive. Do we need to like shoot her or something? (asking Victoria)
no Rebel, it's a figure of speech, you won't understand. We'll have to act Emma. Remember acting skills?
I lost all mine.
you act tough and self-absorbed all the time, though.
C'mon! We can pull this off, if you just co-operate!
what if I don't?
then you're going down anyway.
Ugh!
so what's the plan?
The girls conjure up a plan to get the old man to agree to marry Emma and also for a ransom, the man immediately agrees, swoon by Emma's 'beauty' as he tries to let out the words from his small gob (remember his speech is quite here and there... not very clear)
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okay okay, I get it, I GET IT!
Emma calm down. He's old.
yeah Emma, you don't want to break his hearing-aid.
he doesn't have one!
well, he'll soon need one after your loud mouth.
haha, can't wait. I can say whatever I want without him having to listen to a word. Hell, I can even curse him! Muahahaha
evil!
look Oldman we need money for the wedding, the dress. Since the dress tore apart. And other wedding items like rings.
I wonder how that happened?
oh a certain someone wore the dress after me and it began to tear immediately after.
certain someone?
you Rebel, you.
oh... I still can't remember how it ripped.
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okay, I'll take that as an; Yes ofcourse, I'll pay you 50k for all of it. Thanks Oldman, that's perfect amount.
iOGSDFNKKJGSDFGKFJSN!
oh you want to pay more? no no, it's okay 50k is enough.
he's saying; why do you need so much?
DOM?!?!?!!!
for Emma's wedding.
with who?
Oldman.
I thought she didn't like the guy? She said he would rather die.
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are you serious, Oldman?
what did he say?
he said, he has forgiven and forgotton and would like to continue the wedding.
ew.. I mean yay.. ew... ew ew... yay..
are you happy or..
course I'm happy, it's my wedding... my wedding...
don't worry we'll make it perfect with the 50k that the oldman is giving to us, right now.
Oldman gives them the 50k to arrange their wedding and waits at the church for Emma to return as his bride to be in a lavishing white gown, so he thinks. While the girls sprint towards Gangster R.O.B, racing against time to save Victoria's new beau and friend.
we got your damn money!
oh goood... guess I won't have to make a mess after all.
yeah, here. (giving him the money) now let them go.
Victoria! My love! You actually did it! But how?
oh yeah.. how?
long story short Emma's fiancé
Emma was engaged this whole time?
what?! No!!
then?
It's a long story guys.. seriously. Just know that you got your money and we're officially debt free.
fine leave. You guys reek of sweat anyway.
Ladies and lads head out of the captive atmosphere to where they feel safe. Mason and nd Victoria embrace, since it's the last time they'll ever see each other. All laugh and enjoy themselves as a nice goodbye gift to the boys who are leaving soon themselves.
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