BITCH

Beeeeest fRIIIIIIIEEEEND.

Guess what?

Answer me hoe

this is a hot guy emergency.

heTERO

helLOOOOOO

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🖕🖕🖕🖕

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

god fucking damn. You get more annoying every time you message me.

bro this is important.

what IS IT NOW?

Omfg there's this guy working right now at this cafe, and OH MY GOD HES SO HOT. HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY AT THE UNIVERSITY I GO TO.

I want to make out with him so bAD.

Well im working too so I don't have time to be messaging you right now

but come onnn.

like I HAVE TO SPILL THIS OUT TO YOU.

then go talk to him or something

you're going to get me fired.

no wtfffffff

what if he thinks I'm weird.

That really wouldn't be a surprise

I'm just gonna admire him from AFAR.

my future husBAND.

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I gtg.

my boss will fire me if he catches me on my phone.

k bye hoe

oMFG HE LOOKED AT ME.

whET