Yo

Fucktard

Don't call me a fucktard, fuckface.

and wow.

You messaged me first. Should I feel special? 🤪

Bitch I need help with something

There's this hot ass girl who I want to ask out.

You need straight help from my gay ass?

ironic.

I'm serious

Shit

Well what you need help with exactly?

Talking her without her thinking I'm a total creep.

Well approach her ass and be like "Hey baby girl. Number please."

First of all I'm not like YOU.

n second of all that's fucking creepy, and I specifically said I don't want to sound crEEPY.

Well damn.

Say "Hey you're hot, I'm hot. Let's fuCK."

NoO wTF

You suck at listening.

Just bE GAY THEN.

Yeah nvm I'm not asking you for help anymore.

😔

K stupid hoe.