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It's been two days and you still haven't replied.
You suck ass.
do you ever like shut up?
Lololol no
it's about time you reply.
I got lonely.
Wild.
You missed me didn't you 😜💦
Hahah no
You suck
You choke
You gargle.
You swallow
True.
Guess what?
what happened now
I love you. 💜
Wtf.
ew.
Don't fucking EW ME HOE ASS.
Ew
damn that hurt my heart
bye.
👋
SIKE.
😘
Dude
Once again I'm as straight as a pole.
Poles can bend.
Like when I bend you over on my bed.
I had enough for the day
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