《Text Me, Bitch | VKOOK ✓》1
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A Taegguk Fic
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Taehyung's chaotic ass messages the wrong number, belonging to 'straight boy' gguk.
➺a lot of humor
➺ text messages
➺ strong language
➺ r rated content
➺ AVERY CLICHE STORYLINE
March 22, 2019
May 20, 2019
#1 in taekook (June 24, 2019)
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Happy Reading!
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(2022 disclaimer: this book sucks. nothing makes sense, and i was faded as hell while writing this book 2 yrs ago. i'd advise you to read another banging book (like "not a romantic" or "prank call" which is grammatically amazing and has an actual story line) but if you decide to pull thru with this one, read at your own risk. )
Sup bitch
Why YOU CHANGE YOUR NUMBER and not tell me?????????
asshole.
I'm your best friend
h o e
tf
fight me mother fucker
Who the fuck is this?
STOP trying to act FAKE
I literally have no idea who you are
You can stop playing games now.
I'll block you
Yeah right Jimin
Anyway guess what happened today
Jimin?
That ain't me.
What happened tho?
stfu.
So there's this hot ass guy at my university. I couldn't breathe around his cute ass. 😫💦👉👌
Get an inhaler then bitch.
Fuck you.
Right back at you.
Damn you know what I want right now?
wut
A boyfrieND. I'm hot as fuck yet I'm single
Wild.
That's what I'm saying
I'm going to sleep. You're hella annoying
goodnight then bby. 😔👌💦
the fuck.
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