Nov 29

9:16am

came here to say we are all still alive, ok bye

Y/N??

WHERE THE FAWK ARE YOU GUYS

told you they were ok

Y/N ARE YOU ALRIGHT

calm down

XIAO

SOMEONE EXPLAIN?(

sorry went to get smth to eat

anyway. a lot happened

patiently waiting for you to spill the tea 😹‼️

Oh you guys are still alive

Lesgoo

you don't seem enthusiastic at all...

it's just how he shows his enthusiasm

y/n lol. still waiting

BRO CAN YOU WAIT

I'M TRYNA EAT

but this fruit cup won't open

fruit cups so hard to open and for what

why won't you let me open it for you

bcuz i can do it myself 😒👎

nvm i can't pls open it for me

mhm

do we even exist to you.

omg you're so dramatic 🙄

SPILL. THE. TEA. 😐

what tea

your mother's tea 😂🤣

gottem good

i'm just going to not read your messages anymore

same.

ok so let me sum up what happened

finally sheesh

yk the ppl who bothered xiao before

i forgot their names uh

feng and xue

yeah, them

they like tried jumping us or smth

but failed thanks to heizou and zixin

and then keqing came with scaramouche

and then

wait i dropped my spoon

DON'T LEAVE US HANGING??

the two came for revenge ig

xue eventually stopped but feng grabbed y/n and tried using them as a way to escape or smth idk what he was trying to do tbh

tbh.

it was fun messing with him though.

QAIT WHAT

THAT BITCH GRABBED Y/N.

i'm making his coffin rn

fr

spoon has been retrieved

y/n. you just got attacked, how are you so calm

idk

but those two rlly tried doing smth 😹‼️

i should've known they'd try doing something like this eventually

it doesn't matter anymore

at least we know keqing will deal with them properly

yas girlboss

wait, where are you guys rn

i'm at xiao's place with qiqi

qiqi?

is she alright

she is

phew

did anyone get hurt tho

not really.

besides feng ig.

scaramouche knocked him out with a stick so.

he what

he rlly slayed

i've never felt more satisfied than to hit a bitch with a stick

i can't blame you

same.

also would've done the same.

wow good job scary moose

thanks ig

wait, did you just say thanks 🤯

wow

scaramouche thanked someone??

and to childe nonetheless.

whatever

guys, i told you he secretly sees me as his bestie 🤗🤗

i'll kill you

bestie things 🤗🤗

oh keqing texted me saying the festival is postponed to tmrw

i hope that's ok...

i'm just glad you guys are alright

omg...

you really do have a heart 🥺❤

surprise 🥺❤

anyway. go check the other gc, i think itto is having a seizure

Y/n reacted with 👍

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Nov 29

9:25am

ARE Y9U GAUYS OK

I HEARF WHAR HAPOENEED

WHO DO I NEER TO JILL

JILL

KJLL

YOU GEY THE IDEA

bsf you won't be killing ANYONE with that typing

i'm here wondering why he bothered correcting just one typo and not the others

fr

and he didn't even end up correcting it

i tried being a kind, caring, and loving friend

and got slandered as a result

what a world.

fr bro

you guys did my homie dirty 👎

y/n, your typos are just as bad as his

EZCUSE ME

MY TYPINF IS GRRAT

yeah, it's really grrat 😹👍

this is the start of my villain arc

you guys WILL be hearing from my lawyers very soon.

i'll gladly be your lawyer

you were the first one to insult me wdym 😒

me insulting you is what let's you know that i like you

isn't that what you also previously told me

/n

i did say that...

omg xiao likes me guys 🥺

i think he has a cwush 🥺

very funny

did it make you haha

mhm

i made you laugh omg

i made xiao feel happy guys

yeah

you make me feel a lot of things actually

GET A ROOM??

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS 🤢🤢

YEAH 😒👎

ily y/n but i must say i agree.

LMAO OK

haha

oh my archons he just said haha unironically i can't do rhis anymrkoe helx me 0lplewse

homies i don't really know what's going on, but isn't the festival today

It was postponed to tomorrow

why is that?

long story short, there were some minor setbacks that prevented us from attending the festival

"minor"

Though, I hope you are all in good health.

yea everyone's fine

this gives me more time to plan out my epic cool decorations

you mean those shit decorations you'd find at the sales section in walmart

c'mon, they aren't that bad

thank you, y/n.

if only most of them weren't torn apart

blame scara for that

stfu

the decorations are still captivating nonetheless

yea ig you guys did a good job

glad you think so

i know we did 😉

xiao praise omg

can i have some pls

you also did really good today, y/n

yay

but you guys better show up tmrw

we will

yeah

we wouldn't want to miss our own club's festival

good

yes

and especially not the onikabuto fight

of course

just make sure you don't set anything on fire.

you can trust me, bro

mhm.

well then, see y'all there ig

Liked by Y/n, Xiao, Childe, Itto, Zixin, Heizou, Xingqiu, Chongyun

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