Nov 26

2:13pm

xiao

xiao

you ok

yeah

are you

yes

did i interrupt your studies

not rlly, i finished my work early

of course you did.

give me your brain pls

sure

yay

now i can be as equally as emo as you!

i.

nvm give me my brain back

no hahaha it's mine forever now

then ig i'll just have to use force

you wouldn't hurt this amazing face 👎

you're right

but i won't need to

mhm well i'm still not giving it back 🙄

with your brain, i can finally ace all my tests

you do fine on tests with your brain wdym

i don't get A's 😡

and whenever i get anything below A, i judge myself heavily.

i personally think your grades are fine just as they are

thank you, your approval is all i need

idiot

that one insult says a million compliments 🥺

that doesn't make any sense

shhh

just let it happen

you're so weird

but you like that 😋

shut up. now you're making me look weird as well

you are weird el oh el

how many times must i tell you

a thousand more times

oh

ok... are you ready to get spammed then

don't spam me, y/n

well, i was prbly going to quit bfr even reaching midway anyway

the perks of being incredibly lazy

just don't be lazy

why didn't i think of that

bcuz you don't have my brain

yes i do, you gave it to me

yeah, then i took it back

can i have it again pls

no.

whyyy

i want to be smart like youu

you're already smart

not as smart as you 😒👎

you don't need to be like me

but but

besides, if you were like me, i wouldn't have chosen to date you

true ig...

tho if you were like me, i'd definitely still date you 😹😹

smh down bad

HEY, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT

was it venti.

or hu tao.

or scaramouche.

i knew hanging out with him so much would influence you

you can relax, they didn't teach me anything

then how'd you know what that meant, huh

observations

right...

albedo prbly taught you that

stop

LMAO

bah i'm bored

bah then do smth to make yourself not bored

like what

what can i possibly do in the middle of class that'll entertain me

idk talk to me

omg 🥺

you want to talk to me 🥺

shut

only for you ❤❤

want to distrupt the peace and quiet of the gc

hmm

not rlly, no

perfect, then let's go

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Nov 26

2:22pm

what are your guys' thoughts on strawberry milk

this is your idea of interrupting the groupchat's peace and quiet

yes

what can be more annoying than asking random questions!

i personally like strawberry milk 😁

it's good

hate it

all milk is gross

ohh

that explains why you're so... y'know

y/n. STOP

...

IT WAS TEMPTING

I SAW AN OPPORTUNITY AND TOOK IT

you insulting scaramouche's height also insults xiao's height

DHUT UP I LIKE XIAO'S HEIGHT

aww

you're into short guys, no wonder you fell for xiao!

you're literally short too 🙄

so are you 😒

it's ok being short

right, xiaoxiao

don't call me that

and yeah ig

you didn't care when i called you xiaoxiao in dms

are you embarrassed 🥺❤

shut up.

what an interesting reaction

why do you only open the groupchat just to mention smth being interesting.

idk, someone has to do it

interesting

hey. that's albedo's line

mhm

ah my bad y/n, i didn't mean to upset you

are you doing what you were doing yesterday

bcuz i mentally cannot handle that again.

what am i doing?

breathing

living

continuing to exist

tbh

i'll just stop then

if it'll make your highness happy

STOP calling me that.

only xiao can call me cute nicknames

but does xiao call you nicknames, you should definitely tell us

yes he does

my personal fav is "idiot y/n" 🥺

but sometimes if i'm lucky, he'll call me "dumbass" 🥺🥺

y/n.

ah y/n, you poor thing...

his nicknames are insults for you

YEAH AND WHAT ABT IT

you deserve better than that, y/n

no, i like it when he calls me his dumbass ❤❤

well, if you think abt it rlly deeply, ig it is kind of cute

thank you for agreeing

mhm

as long as you like it ig...

why are we discussing this

why not

you really like getting on my nerves, don't you

el oh el let's not fight

do i sense a disturbance in the groupchat ready for me to worsen

i think you do homie, bcuz i'm sensing the same thing

so tell me, xiao

how is single life treating you

you shut up.

xiao is not single.

just end this challenge already, it's annoying.

fr

you know, i wasn't serious when i said i wanted y/n as the prize

i'm only surprised xiao agreed to go along with it for so long

you could've said this sooner

but that doesn't mean i didn't change my mind afterwards, your highness

you're only continuing this just to irritate me further, yes?

if that's what you want to think

then, do you have feelings for y/n?

well, not rlly

what in teyvat is going on here

oh my goodness mona, where have you been

ALSO, CONTROL YOUR FRIEND

what did he do

ah hello mona

what did you do

i haven't done anything

LIAR 😡

YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE XIAO AWAY FROM ME

HELP Y/N IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND

that's kinda gay of you zixin tbh

what the

huh...

wait whar

sigh y/n forget it

can we move on from this dumb challenge

what challenge?

allow me to elaborate, my friend.

so this zixin fella challenged little dude to a duel not too long ago where little dude unexpectedly ended up in defeat

the result of that battle was little dude losing his relationship with y/n to zixin

slash srs or slash j...

unbelievable, amirite?

it was fun though

i go away for a few days and this happens

my bad

mhm

abt time

so is it finally over

i guess so

though i'm still not done with you, your highness

zixin, respect y/n's boundaries

i don't think you should keep teasing them like this

besides, y/n can't be a prize for a challenge, that's not how it works.

literally, this entire challenge is dumb as hell

i've only kept quiet bcuz i refuse to fight with him and trouble y/n

mhm i guess you're right

smh ppl these days

smh emos these days

ef are, tee bee aych (fr tbh)

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