i'm bored so i'm going to start smth

@xiao hey xiao, so technically you're single now right

it's 9am, shut the fuck up

i can like totally set you up with smn

you don't have bitches yourself, how can you set anyone up

bcuz me being single is a choice 😒👎

anyway xiao. what's your taste like

you do realize i am literally in this groupchat too, right

but you're dating zixin now 👻

hu tao.

@xiao

childe istg stfu

do it in dms at least.

but that's no fun

@xiao

🤦

what do you want

so like.

is your taste emo ppl or

ding ding!!! you are so right

y/n is emo confirmed⁉️ (NOT CLICKBAIT)

hey @zixin bro. how are things with your new partner

why does it feel like you and childe are both teaming up on us rn

laughs like a majestic alpha as my hair flows along with the wind beautifully creating a dramatic effect

get help pls

seriously!

laughs just like how itto is laughing but in a more manlier way

both of you literally stop.

huh

hello comrade

what is it

you have a partner now zixin. have you told y/n how much you love them today 🐺

STFU BRO

this is getting kind of embarrassing.

no?

let's keep it that way

ooo

soemoens getting jealous 🥺

someone's*

.

lmao

this is your sign to remain quiet

ok....

hey zixin, you should take y/n out on a date

oh my archons.

childe if you value your life at all, stfu

ok...

hey zixin, you should take y/n out on a date

i always knew he had a death wish tbh

don't you have anything better to do

not rlly, no

then go bother smn else 😒

no

shut up

shut up

..

awkwardd

incredibly...

anyway...

hey zixin

literally stfu

are you zixin.

do you want to be dead 😐

no i think

can we talk abt amth else

like your incredibly awful typos? sure 😹‼️

haha 😐

that's how xiao laughs lol

shut

interesting

so xiao has lost a challenge thus losing his relationship with y/n to zixin as a result, hence causing a conflict between him and the winner

a reminder that zixin literally won by pure luck.

a win is a win, y/n

how do you knock smn out unintentionally

how do you get knocked out unintentionally 😹😹

shut up

my luck is clearly worse than his

he didn't even fight 😒

yeah tbh i was expecting an actual fight

fr, especially by the way he challenged xiao

one would think he'd actually know how to fight.

i wasn't expecting it either, i didn't think xiao would actually accept

i wasn't if it wasn't for you guys.

yeah yeah it's done now

ok but how long is this reward thing going to last

idk

depends on zixin ig

what

what do you say @zixin

i'd like to have more fun with this

...

how far can your jealousy go

this is getting really tense

he might actually kill you zixin

aw, are you worrying abt me

no. i'm just saying

no need to be shy, y/n

stfu. don't say y/n

why not?

coughs 🍵

are you also doing this just to see my reaction

not at all

then?

i haven't done anything wrong, have i

ig not but you're still annoying

am i annoying

or are you simply jealous

GUYS SHUT UP

you're going too fast, can i have a breather geez

they're fighting over you y/n, try to keep up 🙄‼️

shur up

i'm not fighting

well i am

why lol

he rlly asked why

idk maybe you should explain it to me, y/n

i think xiao is going to explode 😰

haha

i'm sorry pls don't hurt me you can take my wife and kids and even all of my mora i will never try ridiculing you again just don't hurt me pls

like YOU'D actually have a wife 😒

STOP

well this was fun, but i'll go now

ok

baii

bye ig

finally es em aych

you don't need to pretend, i know you'll miss me

you wish

mhm farewell then, your highness

what the fuck. i know you aren't flirting with y/n rn

HELP YOU'RE RLLY TESTING XIAO'S PATIENCE

your highness...

coughs

xiao, can you maybe also call me that

you're kidding

OF COURSE!

hahaha..

nah 😰

y/n, what is this behavior.

i'm sorry but

...

i'm joking ily

HEY

you can't act like a couple, remember 🙄‼️

SHUT UP, LET ME AT LEAST SAY ILY TO HIM 😐

NO, YOU NEED TO BE SAYING THAT TO ZIXIN

THE ONLY PERSON I'D SAY ILY TO IN A NON PLATONIC WAY IS XIAO

THEN TAKE THE L Y/N. TAKE IT (this is a joke ily)

NEVER (ilyt ig.)

WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPS

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CONFUSED

I'M A LITTLE SLOW

HELP

breaking the typing in all caps chain lol losers

thanks

why are you both like this 😐

el em ay oh

smh

you ruin everything ugh 😒

fr bro. 😒

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