Nov 24

12:48pm

"Give me some of that," Hu Tao ordered as she looked at the bag of chips you were eating from.

"No el oh el."

"WOWW."

"Guys shh, I think they're about to start!" Venti hushed you both while pointing at the two who were currently staring at each other in discontent.

"Are you guys going to fight or just keep staring at each other?" Itto yawned dramatically, expressing his severe boredom.

Childe nodded, agreeing with his himbo comrade. "For real bro, this is getting kinda gay," he laughed to which Xiao twitched an eye at.

"Can you shut up?" The shorter male rolled his eyes before looking back at Zixin, who right now looked as if he wished he hadn't challenged Xiao.

Sure he was academically smart, but everyone knew he couldn't fight for shit. But that was exactly what made it even more interesting for the others to watch.

Xiao crossed his arms as his irritated gaze was still fixated on Zixin. "I'll let you begin," he said to the black headed male.

"Okay," Zixin replied before taking in a deep breath.

"Is he going to be alright... poor guy looks like he's regretting everything..." Hu Tao whispered to you, to which you laughed in response. "I mean, I would too."

And soon, everyone began chanting "Fight. Fight. Fight." simultaneously, which only added onto the pressure.

Zixin took a step forward hesitantly, and Xiao simply blinked blankly in response. A few seconds later, he quickly began running to Xiao. Xiao continued standing still with his blank expression.

"Uh." He stopped just a few inches in front of him, before throwing a lousy punch directed at his arm.

"..."

"My dude... what was that?" Itto was in disbelief. The disappointment he was feeling right now was larger than when he found out his club was being shut down.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING, I WANTED AN ACTUAL FIGHT." Childe was just as disappointed.

Hu Tao and Venti on the other hand, were expecting this. You couldn't hold in your laugh, this was way worse than you had expected.

"Shut up, I don't even know how to fight," Zixin deadpanned, earning a facepalm from Xiao.

"Then why the hell did you agree to fight me?"

"I thought it'd be a good challenge," he said with a straight face.

"What challenge... you didn't even fight," you shook your head.

"Whatever, forget it. You owe me almond tofu," Xiao scoffed while crossing his arms.

"Okay," Zixin responded.

As he was about to walk past Xiao, he unintentionally tripped on a rock, causing him to fall onto the shorter male. Being half his size, Xiao couldn't maintain his balance and fell backwards, hitting the rough ground and losing consciousness.

"WHAT THE SHIT!?#??" You quickly ran to Xiao, immediately lifting him up. Luckily, there was no blood but he was completely out cold.

"Oh." Zixin's eyes widened in surprise. "My bad."

"You just knocked the guy out... and all you say is my bad??" Itto rushed to help Xiao as well. Everyone else was simply shook.

"Wait, does this mean Zixin won?" Childe mumbled, having to hold back from laughing.

"Are you being for real?" You glared at him.

"I'm just saying... technically this means he won..."

"He's not wrong," Heizou responded, before proceeding to eat his popcorn.

Venti quickly turned to face the other short male, who was currently standing right next to him. "Since when did you get here??"

"I was here the entire time, huh."

"All of you stop talking and help me with Xiao," you sighed.

"Yes sir/ma'am."

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Nov 24

1:22pm

BAHAHAHA

LMAOAO

EL EM EF AY OH

why are we laughing

xiao lost to zixin.

HE DIDN'T TECHNICALLY LOSE

I'M SORRY ILY AND ALL BUT HE LITERALLY DID 😹😹

HE WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD??

HE STILL LOST, COMRADE

huh

archons give me patience.

YOU LOST 😹😹

say that again

i'm sorry

you lost to zixin?

well, more like zixin knocked him out unintentionally

poor guy

.....

lol

you guys know what this means right.

waht

the reward???

yes, he said y/n would be his prize

I'M NOT A PRIZE BRO, DO I LOOK LIKE AN OBJECT TO YOU

YOU SHOULD'VE SAID THAT BEFORE??

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN??

YOU STILL AGREED

stfu, you can't force y/n to obey

i don't rlly care abt the prize, i only wanted to see xiao's reaction

still tho...

even if it was by luck, you won fair and square

shut up, i will murder you legally.

you can do that?

calm down guys 👻

let's not forget you all agreed to this regardless of not expecting what just happened 👻

...

damn.

i'm a little slow, whar does y/n being the prize even mean

how can a person be a prize??

it means y/n is dating zixin now 😹😹

WHAT THE FUCK??'#

xiao. stop this madness.

you said you were ok with this before.

I DIDN'T THINK YOUR DUMBASS WOULD LOSE????

well, what can i do abt it now

a challenge is a challenge

besides, you all literally pressured me into doing this dumb fight 😐

el oh el...

haha...

damn, you're giving up y/n that easily

zixin is living my dream 💔

SHut up you simp.

oh well

"oh well"

how are you not at all disturbed by this entire scenario.

idk

why did you choose me as the prize anyway

i'm still not agreeing to it btw

i already said

to see how xiao would react

you saw how i reacted, does this mean you're satisfied

mhm yeah

but i'll still take the prize

LITERALLY down bad.

bitchless behavior tbh 😒👎

how long do i need to go through with this

oh, so you're agreeing to it

do i have a choice

of course you do 🙄

you'll just have to take the L if you reject the challenge though 😒

i would rather die than take the L 👎

SO YOU AGREE TO DATING THIS DUDE⁉️

LMAOO

i'm surprised xiao is calm with this

oh he's not.

bro's literally abt to have a seizure or smth.

...

how's your head btw

it's fine

you guys can't act like a couple anymore y’know 😒😒

....

yeah y/n, you need to act that way with zixin 👻

this isn't crossing a line tho right guys

nahh

nahh

xiao is completely ok with this

it's on sight for you, childe

wait what

don't leave your classroom.

what

pls

btw zixin, try anything funny on y/n and i will seriously murder you

oh

rest assured, i wasn't planning to

still can't believe xiao lost 😹👎‼️

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