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listen, i know i said i'd try working with scaramouche and all

but i'm taking back those words.

BCUZ THIS MF WON'T LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY

cry abt it

oh god

just compromise

he won't compromise??

cry abt it

SHUR UP YOU LIVING GNOME

what did you just call me.

you're a living and breathing gnome.

that's it. i've tolerated you for too long.

I'VE BEEN THE ONE TOLERATING YOU

Why don't you both calm down

yeah, just like don't argue

that's really helpful!

you guys argue over literally everything.

just agree to disagree and move on

he won't let me use these decorations

bcuz they're ugly

like you

you are so funny, y'know that

i know

if you can't get along, then let smn else do the decorations

WAIT NOO

y'all be arguing over this while i'm here wondering why @zixin is in the groupchat

oh i forgot abt him

oh yeah

i was told to report any progress to ningguang

wasn't that supposed to be heizou's job

yeah, where's heizou

he fell asleep in the middle of the meeting so ningguang asked me to do it

HOW

why am i not surprised

sigh

of course.

so you need to do his job now??

yeah

i guess

LOSER 😹😹👎

oh well

maybe you can solve this dispute then

what dispute

make childe and scaramouche get along.

oh

that's not possible

YEAH

scaramouche can't be reasonable for shit 👎

k

pls

why don't you choose decorations that scaramouche likes as well

this mf will choose the edgiest shit he sees

fine by me

of course it's fine by you.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FESTIVAL

choose decorations you both agree on then

he won't accept anything that i like

not my fault your taste is ugly as fuck

MY RASTE IS GREAT

taste*

SH7T TEHBR FUCK KUP YOU LTIRJR EMO SHIRT

shut the fuck up you little emo shit*

WHAB TBEJD FUXCM

no bcuz how do you understand childe's gibberish

maybe him correcting ppl isn't so bad after all

it's fun watching tartaglia suffer

ihy

K

hu, just choose smn else to be in charge of decorations

hmm ok, if you say so

WAIT NOOOO

until you both can get along, this is the only way

fine i'll get along, just pls don't take this job from me

it's all i have.

ok

can you say something other than "ok" "k" "K"

no

cab i go now

yes you cab

...

wait no you cab't

we still need you here

bro

this guy literally chose the ugliest shit i've ever seen and calls it festival decorations

then it matches with you, what's the problem

childe, just go with it

BUT.

it can't possibly be that bad

THE BANNERS HAVE BLACK STRIPES.

IT'S SO UGLY.

like you

dude, stop 💀

i thought we were doing teal

not like it matters to me or anything

they are teal

but also have black stripes

he just needs to add his emo touch to everything 🙄👎

ok

bro why are they ripped, wtF DID YOU DO

HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT

STOP IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD

i bet he's exaggerating 🙄

he's not...

i am genuinely terrified. why did you rip the banners.

i didn't rip them you dumb fuck, i only cut them a bit to make it smaller

"a bit" they are TORN APART.

DUDE IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE IT'S DONE BY AN ANIMAL

please let me do the cutting.

no, you suck

WHY ARE YOU SO DIFFICULT

hu, this is why you don't pair these two

idk i thought they'd get along

really

or did you just want chaos

if childe ends up dying, guess who'll be selling his coffin 😋

you're joking, right.

idk, am i 👻

are you...

she's not 😹👎

i just wanted to organize a festival in peace

is that so much to ask for 😞?

ugh scaramouche. you ruin everything!!! 😡😡👎

idc

I'M TELLING MOM 😡‼️

shut up, are you 8

i think you broke him

nahh he was broken a long time ago

i mean his name is childe after all

that's not my real name.

right right you're having an identity crisis

so who's speaking rn? are you tartaglia, ajax or childe

I'M NOT HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS

I AM FULLY AWARE OF WHO I AM

are you sure

yes

then who are you

i am childe

then who is tartaglia and ajax

that's me

i thought you were childe

i am

wait.

🤯

HELP

omg xiao used an emoji other than 😐??

i'm so proud rn

first time for everything i guess

They grow up so fast

hu i am begging you. let me do the decorations by myself

no can do, sry

loser

I HATE YOU

YOU SHORT ASS GREMLIN GOOFY LOOKINF SHIT

why don't you say that to my face

ok

i think they're going to fight, hu

suddenly i can't read, see, or hear 👻

...

i'm not breaking up their fight

well someone has to do it

make yourself useful and stop the fight @zixin

HELP

YEAH‼️

sigh.

fine

good

Good

oh and don't die @zixin that'll be bad or smth idk

but if you do, dw i got your funeral covered 👻

💀.

lol

oh

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