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Nov 9

10:02am

i'm sorry

wjat

it's ok dw

and you didn't come to school today

yeah, zhongli insisted i take the day off

oh, is everything alright?

it's rare for you to take a whole school day off

mhm, everything is fine now

but nevermind me

how are you?

i'm good

i also wanted to apologize abt yesterday

sorry for worrying you like that, it was rlly dumb of me

it's fine

i will make it up to you

by making you more almond tofu.

ha, that isn't necessary dw

NO, IT IS

besides, i want to do it

am i not allowed to make almond tofu anymore, huh

i.

can't argue with that

ig

good, i'm glad

and i will ignore that "ig"

i'll say it again

don't you darw

alright, i won't darw

NOT YOU TOO

as if hu tao wasn't enough

not you're pointing out my typos too

i was kidding

were you really

yeah

were you really tho.

yeah.

ok i'll trust you then ig...

good

also, shouldn't you be paying attention to class

yeah

but you're more important ❤❤

...

shut up.

and pay attention to class

YOU LITERALLY TEXTED ME FIRST??

DUMB MF

did you just call me dumb

i'm so sorry sir, it won't happen again

tho we are both dumb so it's ok!

you just said it won't happen again and then called me dumb again right after

i called myself dumb too so it balances out

hmm i guess you're right

i'm always right

are you sure abt that

yes

100%

always.

mhm

glad you agree

anyway wyd

are you really starting small talk with me

i didn't know how else to continue the convo ok

you always say that then continue the convo regardless

because i'm the only one who can continue it

YOU surely can't 😒

why can't i?

i think you already know the answer to that

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i'm sorry i take it back pls say smth

haha

STOP haha'ing ME

IT'S DCARY

hahaha

not to quote you or anything but i'm not amused

you want to be amused?

yeah

then pay attention to class

FJCK YOU

class is so boring

you'll get in trouble if you continue talking to me

i don't mind getting in trouble for you ❤❤

can you respectfully stop saying shit like that

why, are you embarrassed 🥺🥺?

😐.

i suddenly regret saying that now

hmm

if you give me a good reason, then i will stop

my reason is because i said so

that's a boring reason

but it works

i guess

now pay attention

JUST SAY YOJ WANT ME GONE 😒😒

you know that isn't true

yes but i want to be dramatic

can you be dramatic with me pls

why

so i can feel like a main character

sigh

the things i do for you

❤❤

now as i was saying

JUST SAY YOJ WANT ME GONE 😒😒

how tf did you make the exact same typo again

STOP

BE DRAMATIC

oh, right

let's try this again.

JUST SAY YOJ WANT ME GONE 😒😒

noo, that's not what i meant

WHAT WAS THAT

did you not say be dramatic

that's your idea of being dramatic...

i'm doing this only because that is what you wish, but i never said i'd do it good

YEAH BUT

well, i can't complain

it was a cute attempt at least

shut up

are you going to say shut up every time i say smth nice to you

probably

wow

i'll do the same to you then

alr

ily

shut up

NO THAT'S SO MEAN I'M SORRY ILYT PLEASE FORGIVE ME I DIDJT MEAN IT

LMAO

WHAT TBE FUCK...

DID YOU JSUT TYPE IN ALL CAPS

OH MY GOD I BROKE HIM

WHAT WILL I SAY TO ZHONGLI, I AM SO DEAD

calm down, you didn't break me

are you sure

bcuz my life literally just flashed before my eyes

please never type in all caps like that again, that is so out of character.

sure, whatever you say

phew

what a terrifying experience

i feel like i should apologize

yes tou should

but idk who tou is tho

did you enjoy that?

did you find it funny.

did it make you giggle.

did you haha.

maybe a little hehe.

because i can assure you it isn't the least bit funny to me.

i apologize.

that's what i thought 😒

this is why you should be paying attention to class rn

why do you keep bringing that up 👎

because

i don't want you to get in trouble

oh

awwj

you're lucky you're cute

shut up

i guess i should really go now

then, i guess this is goodbye

why are you saying it like you're going to leave forever

oh

oops i didn't realize that

lemme type you a proper goodbye message instead

huh

why are you typing for so long

goodbye xiao, aka the love of my life. i promise you this will not be our last interaction, bcuz i will make sure to come back to you as soon as i can. but for now, i'm afraid i must temporarily part with you since i need to go focus on this hell hole called "school." but worry not, our parting will not last for long. you can expect to hear from me soon.

what the

i hope that was to your liking

you really are dumb

a simple "goodbye my love" would've sufficed, you know 😒

OK BYE FR NOW ILY

shut up and wait

farewell y/n, my love. take care in your dreadful endeavor at school and may this not be our last goodbye. i will be waiting impatiently for your return, so make sure that your dumbass does come back soon to the best of your abilities. you may see this as a temporary farewell, but i see this as an opportunity to look forward to something and that something is the chance of meeting you once more. i will indeed be expecting to hear from you soon, do not disappoint me.

ok now you can go ig

STOP TAHTS SO CUTE

sigh. why are you so perfect

y/n, you're getting distracted again

OH RIGHT

BYE ILY TTYL

hah bye ilyt, see you later

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