Oct 30

4:17pm

are you kidding me rn

this was your idea, hu 😐?

i knew i shouldn't have trusted you

relaxxx, it'll work out

trust me 👻

i have gathered the best relationship advisers here.

i am honored

you added childe? really 😐😐

WAIT WHAT

HOW TF DID YOU GET HERE

i genuinely don't remember adding him

rename this groupchat to worst relationship advisers bcuz what the fuck is this

LMFAO YOU ADDED SCARA?? 😹

REALLY??(

HELPP

HE HASN'T EVEN TOUCHED A MAN OR WOMAN LET ALONE DATE ANYONE 😹😹

AROPP I CAN'T DO TIHS

literally stfu i hate you so so much. you're not funny, no one likes you, you're smelly and ugly, not to mention incredibly stupid. stop talking 😐

YOU'RE MAD LMAO 😹😹

ok i'll be completely honest

i may have just added ppl from the other groupchat that were online rn bcuz i'm lazy

sigh

i'm leaving

NO WAIT

WE CAN STILL HELP YOU

i agree

rest assured xiao, i will turn you into the best partner y/n could ever ask for

yea, don't trust that.

i don't trust it at all

wow. i see how it is 😒👎

ooo xiao needs relationship advice, i see

so you want to turn into an alpha, huh

archons no. why are you here too 😐

itto sit your ass back down, i am the adviser here

THEN WHY ARE WE HERE

bcuz you guys will help

actually. that excludes you, childe, and kaeya

y'all can remain quiet 😒👎

how dare you

WHY ME

I JAVE GREAT ADVICE

i highly doubt that

ok let me give you some rn

so.

always start off with a pick up line‼️

what

ppl love that, trust me

then why are you still single

YOU CAN'T TALK STFU

NO. NOT A PICK UP LINE

START OFF WITH ASSERTINF DOMINANCE

PPL LOVE TO BE DOMINATED, THEY FIND IT HOT!!!

ARE YOU STUPIF, THAT'S GOING TOO FAST

YOU NEED TO STSRT OFF GENTLE

hey what's going o

nevermind! bye.

NO, DON'T LEAVE

oh my archons

i made a mistake adding them, didn't i

you have no idea.

hu. can i leave now

NO

let me give you some advice

(pick up lines always work, trust me)

CAN YOU SHUT UP

AM I WRONG

very wrong

hu, just give your advice so that i can be done here

ok so

uh

step one. be yourself!!!

LAME

BOO

xiao, this is why you should be listening to me and not anyone else

he does have a point abt that being lame

i was being myself before but that didn't work

ok fine then start off with a pick up line and see where that gets you 😐

it'll get you very far 😉

i've dated many ppl to know this.

then why are you still single

CAN YOU STOP SAYINF THAT

YOU ARE LITERALLY SINGLW TOO

ok

you are all amateurs

pick up lines are so last year 🤢👎

asserting dominance is what everyone loves

be a true alpha 🐺‼️

i'll pass

of course you will 😒

i always knew you weren't the dominant type

what is that supposed to mean?

it means you are a coward.

fuck you, i'm not a coward

then prove it 😈

you sound kind of gay rn bro

right.

fr

I'M NOR GAY SHUY UP

OK EVERYONE SHUT UP

xiao, look at me

are you looking at me

i literally can't look at you, we are texting

STFU AND LOOK AT ME

i have known y/n for 2 whole years.

2 years of being best friends.

i am clearly the most suitable person to give you advice here

you say this then give no advice 😒👎

yeah exactly. you still haven't given me any advice

ok i will now

take it slow with y/n, but also not too slow

remember that y/n is just as awkward as you are, so don't scare them 😋

wow, thanks for the reminder

SHH

wait did you guys even have your first kiss yet...

DID YOU EVEN HUG YET

why is that important

so that i know where you guys are mentally at

oh

yeah, we did

omg fr

i didn't know you guys had it in you

no way you initiated the kiss though, right 😒

yeah, i did 😐

WHAR

WHY ARE YOU INTERROGATING HIM

I WAS JUST CURIOUS TBH OK...

I THOUGHT XIAO WAS THE TYPE TO FREAK OUT AFTER ONE HUG

please shut up

xiao, it seems to me your relationship is going fine.

yeah, why do you need our help

so i'm not doing anything wrong?

no

YES YIU ARE

shut up, don't listen to him

listen to me, xiao

don't you want to make y/n the happiest they've ever been??

yeah

then take my advice.

start off with a pick up line

bro literally shut up with the pick up line, that shit never works

what is he even going to do after that, huh?? you ever think abt that??

yea

you won't need to do anything after??

y/n will be so awestruck, they won't even know how to respond

awestruck? you mean terrified 😹👎

i would literally CRY if i ever saw xiao saying a pick up line to anyone

mhm, she does have a point

i don't think xiao is that type of person

exactly

OK THEN FINE

I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE GIVING BETTER ADVICE

alr then, i will.

suree. let the emo give relationship advice 😒

my advice is to not take any of their advices and do whatever feels right for you.

lame 👎

i wouldn't say that to him if i were you

waht why

actually, that's probably the best advice anyone's said so far

unfortunately

oh

is that all?

well, actually

yea that's all, don't listen to the ginger.

the handsome ginger**

lmao "handsome"

you're ugly as fuck

i've seen roadkills that look better than you

STOP

WOW.

i know you secretly find me hot

wtf 🤢

getting kind of fruity

so what am i supposed to do next

idk, just go on dates or smth

you have taken y/n on a date, right

uh

oh my goodness

OK SO THAT'S YOUR NEXT STEP

i take y/n on a date?

yep

and i will take care of where you'll have your first date

where?

one of the best restaurants i know‼️

i'll give you the details soon

it'll go great, trust me!

alr

i'm trusting you a lot on this btw

that's fine

you have nothing to worry abt 👻

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