《ʜᴇʏ ᴇᴍᴏ ʙᴏʏ | xɪᴀᴏ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀᴛꜰɪᴄ》Part 36
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i think i'm lost
good, stay lost
i'm not staying lost now just to spite you 😹😈
ok then don't
nevermind, now i am
ok then stay lost
now i'm not
it's 7am. please be quiet
it's funny how you two arguing is the only reason this groupchat stays alive
fr
kind of sad, too
ok, i just finished scrolling and y'all talk way too much.
exactly what i've been saying
right
you're in this groupchat too?? 🤨
i think so, not 100% sure tho
and also, since when did zixin join the student council
Since yesterday.
and you didn't tell me this before why?? 🤨
you know him?
yeah
we are in the same class
and also friends, i guess
You guess?
ouch man
first, xiao openly admits he wants nothing to do with this dude and now, his supposed friend isn't even confident abt their friendship 😬
you did a good job sugar coating it, childe
...
i was kidding
Oh.
and why do you type like a 30 year old man that just figured out how to use a phone
SHE'S NOT EVEN LETTING HIM BREATHW
STOP
I do?
yeah.
I assumed we had to type formally here since this groupchat is apparently for school matters only.
no you don't lol
no one else types formally here
except a few
yeah, you can type how you normally do
mhm
alright then
man's a simp
spoiled, rich and a simp. it literally can't get any worse than that
not the slander 😰 y'all doing him dirty
anyway...
i noticed xiao is here too
i hope those two didn't fight or anything
surprisingly, they didn't
i kind of want to see them fight tbh
feeling goofy, might start smth later 🤪😹
you're going to get muted again 🤪😹
can he be muted like permanently
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i wish
but ningguang says not to, sigh
double you oh double you
just say wow 😐
WHY are you all up at 7 AY EM
CAN'T a guy SLEEP in PEACE for once
WHY are YOU typing like THIS
if he says bcuz he's an alpha, i am going to lose it
because i'm an alpha 🐺‼️
oh
LMAO!
I HATE IT HERE
me too
dw, his club is on its last run.
i am once again respectfully asking you not to end my club, heizou.
please.
it's all i have.
i have a family to feed.
kids to raise.
places to go.
idc lol.
your fault for making your club do dumb shit.
WHY DOES HE HATE ME
life is so cruel
tbh
i'm assuming all of this is normal here
indeed
they always engage in pointless bickering
right, like stfu for one minute
challenge accepted
he's going to fail, isn't he
mhm
seems so
why isn't childt talking
what happened to him
@heizou you didn't kill him, right
idk.
WAHT
itto, scroll
oh ok, thank you
oh my. is childe being quiet for once?
why would you say that, i'm taking full offense
AND ALSO, I DID ! NOT A SINGLE WORD FOR AN ENTIRE MINUTE 😈‼️
wow good job, you were able to stfu for 1 whole minute. you deserve a prize 😐
what a difficult thing to do. you're so brave 😐
now stfu forever
i know, i know
i'm pretty cool
and no.
so he's also immune to sarcasm, that's nice to know
it's what happens when your iq is in the negatives.
itto, i think he's talking abt you 😬
waht
what*
he corrects people as well.
and i thought it couldn't get any worse
STOP
YES!! POINT OUT EVERY FLAW HE HAS
STOP.
look guys, i can explain
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it's uh only because he is just a perfectionist ‼️
who
zixin
no, who asked
haha
HELP
lol.
PLS
GOTTEM!!!! 🤣🤣
DTOPP
y/n, are you ok
NO, I'M DYINF
omg smn help y/n guys, they're dyinf 😰😰
why are you like this.
you just made my smile go away.
i was enjoying this moment and you completely ruined it.
my face before: 😂, my face rn: 😐
STOP 💀
anyway
ihy
slash jay ig 😒
ilyt
what just happened
you got wrecked lol
no way you just said that
he says wrecked instead of rekt too 😐
even wrekd would've been fine, imagine typing the entire word 😐
i xcaNt vreathe
ok y/n, i am genuinely worried for you
scara, that is enough.
no
it's never enough.
i agree, keep going
xiao is quietly enjoying this slander towards zixin
sigh
i should've remained quiet
mhm
ok i feel bad
guys, you should stop bullying him :((
no
everyone except scaramouche then
what abt me
what abt me.
everyone except the emos then
Y/N.
STIP.
YEAH
STIP 😡
venti, ily
what is this betrayal, venti
sorry it was tempting, i still love you tho 😋
it's not funny when it's you, is it 😒👎
still pretty funny tbh
es em aych
can i ask a question
no
lol
lol
oh
you're being oddly polite...
wdym
and the fact that you haven't argued with anyone yet is also very weird...
are you saying zixin is not like how he is acting rn
IS HE ACTUALLY A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON 🎭??
It seems I arrived at the perfect time
Is somebody about to get exposed
no
yes
oh
i mean no lol
what do you think of this, xiao
i think exactly what you think
you think zixin is hiding his true colors too??
i am not
mhm
yeah.
well shit
ig there's only one way to find out
huh what way
we wait and see, itto
ohh
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