Sept 25

4:15pm

about time you guys made the groupchat, i was getting a little impatient

of course you were

oh hello there, brother

no

omg i was also added this time 😁

alright everyone settle down until ningguang arrives

yes ma'am

of course

Apologies for the wait, let's begin now.

which club should we start with

Go through the list we made.

okk

can the leader of benny's adventure club speak

hello yes, that would be me

Bennett, did you manage to get someone else to join your club this year?

yes actually, razor and barbara :))

I suppose that works. Any plans for your club so far?

yes, we are planning a scavenger hunt event for the school

Looking forward to that. And which other member have you brought with you today?

razor!

psst razor say hi like we practiced

hi

Hello.

hiii razor

Alright, we may move on.

okk

OH

ahem.

can the leader of wap speak

can my name not be the abbreviated form

sorry but the original name is too long, we had to shorten it

are you kidding me

don't be so dramatic, leader of wap

i will cause physical harm to you, kaeya

i think my name is just as bad xiao, it's ok

yea whatever

Moving forward.

Xiao, do you have any plans for your club?

yea, we are planning a festival or some shit

xiao pls don't swear here

my bad

What type of festival?

uh

just a normal festival

like with games, food and yeah

So your event will be a festival?

yes'm

Sounds fun.

Xiao, do you have anything to add?

no that's it ig

Alright, let's continue.

Keqing?

OH RIGHT

sorry my bad

ahem, can the leader of the fatui harbingers say smth

the leader isn't here rn

Oh, the Tsaritsa isn't joining us this year either?

yea

aw

Ah, I see.

What are your plans for the club?

idk

...And what other member did you bring with you today?

no one

Scaramouche, I thought I made it clear last time that you had to bring at least one other member with you.

why tf

i don't need anyone else

yes but you need another member to speak by your side

no i don't

...

If you haven't brought another member, then I will simply choose one for you.

wtf

pls don't swear here

NOT CHILDE 💀

.

what the actual fuck, why would you add that bitch

scaramouche, stop cursing

holy shit not him

guys please. it's not that hard.

AYO WHAT AM I DOING HERE 😰😰

wait shit. is he here too

well if it isn't the pathetic ginger who got kicked from our club

you little.

anyone else feeling the atmosphere getting tense

Extremely

ugh

How intriguing

Childe got kicked from the club?

oh yeah oops, i may have forgotten to mention it

yes i am now part of the wap club!! 😈😈🔥

stop calling it that

pls

Then I suppose Childe has no use here.

ouch man. didn't have to word it like that

loser

wap club is way better than urs 😒

sure it is

what do you even do in a club named "wap"

not that i care, but are you dissing my club rn

what if i am

boy shut your lalaloopsy ass up, you probably don't even know what "wap" means

lalaloopsy? what are you, gay?

you're avoiding the topic. you don't know what wap means, do you

i don't care what it means

short ass boomer

childe you'll get yourself kicked

no i won't dw y/n haha

y/n?

isn't that the person you like, tartaglia

NO

he does?

no i don't

yeah he does

well this is awkward

omg tea

Keqing, I think it'd be best if we continued.

ahem yes ofc

Scaramouche, next time please bring another member with you.

there is literally no point, i don't need anyone else

archons.

OK moving on!

can the leader of the poetry club please speak

Hello

Kazuha, I assume your club will be doing another poetry event this year?

That is correct

oo

And which other member have you brought with you today?

hi that would be me, gorou :D

hi hi

oo poetry

scara i bet you can't do poetry for shit

literally shut the fuck up no one cares

can you both shut up

i mean be quiet*

or i'll have to mute you

then tell this dumbass to stop talking

it's not possible for me to shut up man

clearly

Ok, enough.

sorry

Childe, I forgot to ask.

Why did you get kicked from your previous club?

oh

i got into a fight with scara LMAOOOOOO 😹🤯🤯💀😈🤗

and then got his ass beat LMAO

boy shut up, i clearly won

don't tell me to shut up, know your place

I apologize for asking.

oh boy

y'know what

we should take a break ningguang

I agree.

Let's come back later then.

yes

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