So about those new members

did you find anyone that is tolerable

Yes, I found someone that is indeed very tolerable

You'll love him ^^

i don't trust that at all but alr

wait is it that dude that got kicked out of his previous club that you were telling me about

Bingo

who

^

He's from our rival club

that weird fatui club filled with degenerates?

Yes

and is it really a good idea having one of them join our club

i think it's a great idea, what could possibly go wrong

several things, actually

but who cares abt that 😋

Then may I add him?

His name is tartaglia btw

the ginger?

really.

Yes

worth a try, I suppose

that ginger is just going to give me another headache, i can already tell

am i the only one who has no idea who that is

yes

but that's ok bcuz you'll meet him soon

how did he get kicked from his previous club

apparently he got into a fist fight with another member there

he sounds like a pain in the ass

maybe it'll be fun, who knows

yes, add him

Alright

Xiao?

yea alr ig

well hello there comrades

i thought your name was tartaglia

i go by ajax, childe or tartaglia

interesting

so what are we supposed to call you

childe‼️

mans having an identity crisis or smth

hey not true

WAIT

Y/N IS IN THIS CLUB??

you know them?

yes sir i do

wait what

but i have no idea who you are

Ouch

BAHAHA

that hurt.

NO LIKE FR

i mean that in the kindest way possible

how do you know y/n, childe

well uh we're in biology together

huh we are??

yeah...

but i go by tartaglia there so that's prbly why

i'm also the one that bumped into you that day

huh

OH WAIT I RMR THAT

damn that was you.

so what do i call you

you all may call me childe

but you can call me yours ;))

wtf

oh wow

i think i'll stick to childe

ow

this is so incredibly awkward

fr!

ok let's start the test

HUH TEST?

QHAT TEST BRO

getting deja vu

It's an easy test dw

i didn't know this club had a test too... shit

all clubs have an entry test, dumbass

oh

i knew that

ok let's start

SHIT

PLS DONT BE A MATH TEST PLS DONT BE A MATH TEST PLS DONT BE A MATH TEST 🙏🙏🙏🙏

what's 452×12

you're kidding right

bro i struggle with basic multiplication what makes you think i'll know the answer to that

XIAO LMAO

LMFAO

BAHAHAHAHA

yea i was kidding, you can calm down

i almost had a heart attack that was not funny

guys i think childe doesn't like math idk tho

nah it seems like he loves it to me

HAHA

smh

so this dude has a sense of humor after all

shut it

alr now for the real test

pls be an easy test

it is dw

question 1. what are your thoughts on almond tofu and mcr

uh well i personally like spicier foods much better and i also like p!atd better than mcr

oh..

guess who's failing! 😹

wait what

question 2. do you think i'm emo

just saying yes would be an understatement bro

you're like the edgiest person i know

HELP ME

question 3. do you swear to pledge allegiance to this club for all life and eternity

my dude, the only thing i'd pledge allegiance to is the one and only tsaritsa‼️

wow congratulations, you got literally none of the questions correct

PLS HOW DO YOU FAIL SUCH AN EASY TEST

the answers were so obvious too 😭😭

xiao literally made it impossible to fail the test yet this dude somehow managed to do it

Let's all tip our hats to how much of an idiot he is

i did not come here to be slandered

great then you can leave, you failed the test anyway

WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING

this is sad

pls let me join 😕😕

no other club will accept me

your fault for getting kicked out of your previous club

it literally wasn't even my fault

the shorty hit me first

why

for no reason at all 😒

i find that very unlikely to believe

guys c'mon it's me, your bsf childe

let me join pls

no

i will do literally anything bro

this looks a bit too familiar

y/n you want me to join right

we are best friends right

sry but i didn't even know who you were until today

heart been broke so many times 💔💔💔💔

xingqiu, is this really the person you wanted to join the club

Yeah

Despite being an idiot, we could use someone with an extroverted personality such as his

YEAH SEE

YOU GUYS NEED ME

woah don't flatter yourself, we do not need you.

but we could use smn like you in the club ig

true

fine then ig if everyone is alr with it

yay

WOO NEW MEMBER

EVEN IF HE'S KINDA DUMB

PLEASE

i will choose to ignore that but LESGOO

you get one chance btw

mess it up and you'll never see this club again

gotcha comrade

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