i'm bored

then go to sleep

oh you're still awake

i was just abt to send you all the wap lyrics

since yk, i'm bored

wtf

i'm joking haha

are you?

idk am i

idk are you

idk am i

well are you

yes, yes i am

you like joking a lot, don't you

yes i do

wanna know why

why?

bcuz my life is a joke hahahaha

/j

/hj

what makes you say that

idk

i don't think your life is a joke

oh

um

is that a compliment

how do i take compliments

thank you i guess??

this is embarrassing.

i hate this.

you can take it however you like

ohhsjdkd

moving on!

why are you up so late

i was studying

but it's so late, shouldn't you be asleep

i can't sleep at this time

why, are you alright

i have my reasons but i'm fine

now, why are you awake so late

i couldn't sleep as well

are you not able to sleep at this time either

sometimes i can, sometimes i can't

butttttt that's fine

you should try resting

you should too smh

wait omg

you care abt me after all??

WE ARE FRIENDS AFTER ALL

no. i'm simply doing what anyone else would've done

we are not friends, but i still care for your well-being

at least you still care for me 😋

don't make me regret my words

you'll accept we are friends one day just you watch

i highly doubt that

i don't

smth tells me we'll be much closer one day

wtf

AS FRIENDS!

why do you keep insisting this whole friend thing

you already know the answer to that

i want to be your friend

your buddy

your comrade

and i've still yet to find out why

bcuz you're cool

oh wait i can't be kind to you

yea

BUT I CAN'T BE MEAN EITHER

what a difficult situation

very difficult, i'm sure

just like life

yea

this got really depressing

you made it depressing

WELL SORRY

geez

hmm lemme think of smth happier

what makes you happy

almond tofu

mans didn't hesitate

is there anything else that makes you happy

no

i will make you happy then

wtf

i will make you happy

and how will you accomplish that

idk gimme a moment to think

you're dumb

am not.

ok maybe i kinda am

tf you're not supposed to agree

are you stupid

yes i am

i.

no you're not

but you called me dumb just a few seconds ago??

stfu

you're slowly becoming kinder to me

that's so cute

no i'm not and it's not "cute"

yes it is

oh my archons

you being embarrassed is cute too

stop calling me cute

you are tho

no i'm not

you are

yk what else would be cute?

me blocking you 😐

that wouldn't be cute at all

idk, i personally think it'd be adorable

not more adorable than you wink wink

you have some guts to say shit like that to me without any hesitation

it's almost 2am and i'm half asleep

i will prbly regret this entire convo in the morning, cringe at it, and then hate myself for it

but that's all in the future!

well aren't you optimistic

it's like i always say

when life gives you lemons, you take that shit and squirt it in your eyes

won't that just cause more pain

yes but you need to show life who's boss

that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard, go the fuck to sleep

you're just not as wise as me

it's ok mr adeptus, one day you'll understand my words

and agree with me

that's very unlikely, idiot y/n

idiot y/n...

omg is that your new nickname for me

it's so cute i love it 🥰

i'm never calling you that again

NOOO

so close yet so far

dumbass

can i be your dumbass

what the fuck

is that a yes

no

what a shame

you really should go to sleep

why

bcuz you're saying dumb shit

but i don't want to sleep

are you a child

yes

...

i mean no

you're weird

you're weird too

how so?

idk

you're def not normal tho

wow

but we can be weird together

no, i'll have to turn down that offer

aw why

bcuz

understandable, have a great day

idiot

i think i figured it out

figured what out?

you insult me whenever you don't know what else to say or are embarrassed

wrong, that's dumb

it's true, don't deny

i have figured you out hahaha

you have not, don't flatter yourself

too late, my ego has already been boosted

wow

wow

don't wow me

wowowowowowow

stop

wowowowowowowowowwowoowowowoowowowoowowowww

i bet you thought that was very funny

i did

i'm currently on the floor laughing, rolling, and in tears at how funny that was

do you find irritating me amusing?

kinda

i mean i did text you when i was bored for a reason

so you're using me as entertainment

i wouldn't say it like that...

that just makes it sound weird

you are weird

you too

no, don't put me with you

puts you with me

how can you say shit like that so openly, i don't understand you

idek tbh

but like i said before, it's 2am bro idk what i'm saying

and like i said before, go the fuck to sleep

we wouldn't want you to regret what you're saying now, would we

i'm sry but that was hot

how tf

go to sleep y/n

that too

go to sleep 😐

okk fine

i'll stop annoying you now ig

alr

goodnight xiaoxiao

say my name properly

but that's boring xiaoxiao

ykw nvm

goodnight ig

omg you said it back

i wasn't expecting that

sleep y/n

ok i'll fr go now, gn bye

gn

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