greetings, adeptus xiao

hu said i should come to you whenever i have questions

and i have a question

you do realize you can just call me xiao, right?

but hu said i had to call you adeptus xiao

no you don't

but knowing hu, she was prbly just messing with you

man of course she was

this is embarrassing.

how tf

nvm that lol

anyways

first names basis already huh

you're already softening towards me haha

adeptus xiao literally has xiao in it

the "adeptus" part isn't even a part of my name, it's a title

shh it's ok

no need to be shy abt it

wink wink

it's fortunate for you that hu doesn't make shitty almond tofu

or i would have already blocked you

well that's a funny way of saying welcome to the club

but i'll take it! 😹👍

ok

now state your question

geez alr

so straightforward

i have other matters to tend to

like what

what do club leaders even do

plan meetings??

i'd prefer planning meetings than wasting time here talking to you

well aren't you just so cheerful

i have nothing to be "cheerful" about

what'd i expect from an emo

what's that? you want to get blocked?

WAIT NOOO

i was kidding lol

are you going to ask the question or not

oh right

are the club meetings scheduled or

that's your question?

you literally could've just asked hu that 😐

good job for wasting 3 minutes of my time that i'll never get back

thank you 😋

also blame hu, not me

she's the one who told me to come to you ok

she said that bcuz she knew it'd bother me

well shit

you didn't answer the question btw

no 😐

the answer is no

very detailed answer!

you make an amazing club leader tbh

archons give me patience.

you just need to check the club groupchat

we mention if there's going to be a meeting or not on there

that's a much better answer

thank you.

you're welcome ig

yk, you're not all that bad

?

nothing nvm

do you have any other questions?

hmm

nope i don't think so

alright then i can leave

ttyl then ig

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HU TAO YOU BITCH

i did not have to call xiao "adeptus xiao"

LMAOO YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?

ihy for this.

that was so embarrassing

relax, it's just xiao

knowing him, he prbly already forgot abt it

he doesn't care abt shit like that

ok but i won't forget abt it??

i looked so dumb calling him adeptus xiao

he was like "you do realize you don't need to call me that right

🧍"

EMBARRASSINGAJRHWUSNS

don't worryy it's not a big deal

besides it's just xiao

it's not a big deal??

i will be thinking abt this for the rest of my years spent in this school fym "it's not a big deal"

i'm starting to feel bad

who knew a name would have such an impact on you

STFU

it's not even just the name

i wanted a good first impression

PFFT

a good first impression on xiao?

why??

idk he's the club leader and all

he's also an awkward emo

almost like you except you're not as emo as him, just awkward

i am not emo at all tf

AND I'M AWKWARD?

you haven't noticed??

do you remember in grade 9 grad when the teacher was offering you a hug and you thought it was a handshake instead

so you shook her hand THEN realized she wanted to hug you

and you tried brushing it off with an awkward smile but like it didn't work

FUCK YOU WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME

oh archons that was so embarrassing

i couldn't show my face in school for 2 whole weeks after that

it was hilarious, i could barely hold in my laugh

and that was only one of the many awkward incidents you've been in

i regret taking you to my grade 9 grad now

well i for sure don't regret going 😹👍

you are such a supportive friend 😐

ik 😘

but hey look, if it makes you feel any better, xiao is just as awkward as you if not more

really?

yeah

i remember someone once tried greeting him and he just walked right past them

then turned around after realizing the person was actually saying hello to HIM

but he was so embarrassed, he continued walking the other way

his entire face was red from embarrassment it was hilarious

LMAO HELP

that's kinda cute tho

that's exactly smth you would do btw

STOP

leave our awkwardness alone

we can't be like you flawless extroverts

give us a break man

smh

but come to think of it, you'd make great friends with xiao

you guys are similar in some ways

idk

i feel like he hates me

no dw he's like that to every new person he meets

kinda like you 👻

i'm not like that

right...

depends

smh

anyway, we need to get back to class

soo ttyl

ttyl dummy

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