Sept 8

3:20pm

we are getting a new member?? 😮

yes 😈

thanks to urs truly 😘

a new member will be a nice change

I agree

OMG I'M EXCITED

a new member‼️ a new member‼️ a new member‼️ a new member‼️

WHAT? A NEW MEMBER??

alr everyone stfu

i'm adding them now

OMG

ok everyone be on your best behaviors

no promises 😋

^

guys pls

WELCOME TO THE EMO CLUB BSF 😈

WELCOMEE Y/NN

wtf

who changed the gc's name again 😐

Idk lol

uh

stares cutely

this is an amazing first impression guys!! so professional!!!

yk. idk what i was expecting but it definitely wasn't this

hu, you never told me this club was emo

surprise 😋‼️

this club isn't emo, ignore the name

yeah. xiao is the only emo one LMAO

LMAOO

you are one tap away from being kicked out of the groupchat, hu

you wouldn't dare.

want to test that?

well isn't this just wholesome

guys.. you're making a not so great first impression on y/n

FR LIKE STFU 😕

This is normal y/n, they always argue

y/n already knows me idc abt first impressions

yes i know just how annoying hu can be

i know you didn't just call me annoying.

well i did.

oh i see how it is

you wanna fight me, is that it 😐

how'd you guess 😐

go to dms tf

don't you have mcr to listen to and cry over, xiao 😒

wow you're so funny, i can't believe how funny you are 😐

ikr

i'm hilarious 😹

um

y/n uhh just ignore them pls

welcome to the club !!

and I promise you it's not just them fighting here...

good to know

and thanks

It kinda is tbh

xingqiu, you're not helping :((

I am so sorry my liege, it will not happen again.

ew a simp 🤢

disgusting

oh no, everyone brace urselves

the edgelord is speaking again

go back to planning funerals 😐

why don't you go back to crying over mcr

you already made that joke

ok and

guys did yk xiao cries over mcr 😹👎

PLS

hu, you're going to get kicked from the club on the day i join

That's fine, you can be the replacement

you're ruthless tbh

uh OW???

that's not true, we wouldn't ever replace you Hu ^^

speak for yourself, i'd replace her any day

what're you gonna do huh? replace me with another emo 😹👎

HU STOP 💀

let's change topics haha!!

hey xiao, isn't y/n supposed to do some sort of test 😇

ihy. i just remembered.

ilyt 😘

oh yea

omg test time

I don't recall doing a test to join

you don't??

we all did one :0

yeah remember, it's THAT one

Huh

Ohh

Nvm

Lol gl y/n

what

ok i'm scared

what kind of test is it bro.

don't worry it's easy 😋

can you guys stfu so we can start

sir yes sir !

hu, i'm scared

dw you'll survive

prbly 👻

probably???

what 😰

ok let's start

WAIT

we need to introduce ourselves first

so unprofessional smh

k

ahem. i'm hu tao, second year, age 17.

omg nice to meet you 😱

ikr 😱👻

oh and i'm y/n, first year, age 16

um

i'm chongyun, also a first year and age 16

I'm xingqiu, second year, age 17

wtf are these introductions

FR. THEY'RE SO DRY 😟

ahem. lemme show you guys how it's done 😋

I am venti, he/him, a second year, age 17, I like music and drawing, I personally love playing the lyre, and my favorite artists are cavetown, arctic monkey, and the neighbourhood

THAT is how you do it 😒 good day.

ykw. i like you

you're cool

OMG THEY LIKE ME

you guys could never 😒😋

yeah yeah

xiao, it's your turn btw

my turn for what

Introduction

i'm good

do it or i'll do it for you 🥰

i'm xiao.

a second year, age 17

LMAO

all of these intros have been mentally noted

xiao you forgot to include the fact that you're emo 👻

Fr

Mid intro tbh

mhm. 4/10

for the last time, i am not emo

yeah!!

it's ok being emo, we will accept you no matter what 🥰

thanks for the reassurance 😐

but i'm still not emo

yeah yeah 😒

ok let's start the test now

oh shit

y/n. what are your thoughts on almond tofu and mcr?

what

you read him 🤨

answer the question 🤨

this is a joke, right

I wish it was.

haha ^^

well. your answer?

idk??

ig they're both pretty good

alr

question 2. do you think i'm emo?

uh

are you making these up on the spot cuz...

no trust me. he asked us all the exact same questions

Unfortunately

it was fun 😁

your answer?

hh no?

ok

question 3. do you swear to pledge allegiance to this club for all life and eternity

BRO WHAT

THESE ARE GETTING ODDLY SPECIFIC

answer the question sheesh

Pledge allegiance rn

you can do it!!

uh ok yes i do

i will live for this club, i will die for this club

this club will become a lifestyle

that won't do

Mhm, my thoughts exactly

what

what's wrong

we need to know what you're pledging allegiance to smh

yes

you'll need to say "I pledge allegiance to wap"

Yeah

wait what

did i read that correctly

yes you read that correctly 👻

now say it

WTF

they have a point ig

I suppose they do...

WHAT

ya go ahead and say it y/n 😋

oh my archons.

fine

I pledge allegiance to wap

BAHAHAHA

screenshotted, saved, and made into my new wallpaper 😹😹

IHY FOR THIS, HU

ilyt

LMAO

You actually said it

you guys are so immature

y/n, you could've just said "I pledge allegiance to the wangsheng ambassadors program" instead of that

and you're telling me this just now why

how was i supposed to know your dumbass would use the abbreviated form

LMAOOO

hehe

i already hate it here

welcome to the club 😋

you'll love it here soon dw

Once you get used to us

which you will in no time i'm certain

but welcome y/n !!

thanks ig

heh

Seen at 3:35pm