《ʜᴇʏ ᴇᴍᴏ ʙᴏʏ | xɪᴀᴏ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀᴛꜰɪᴄ》Part 2
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Sept 8
12:30pm
hello? is this adeptus xiao?
who tf are you
answer my question first
no. answer mine first
what no
answer mine first tf
no 😐 answer mine first
but i literally asked first??
idc
ex-fucking-use me
well aren't you just the brightest ray of sunshine 😐
wtf did you just call me
brightest ray of sunshine?
fuck you, you're not joining the club
so you are xiao after all
i mean adeptus xiao** oops
anyway, can i join the club now 😋 did i pass the test
no. i don't like you, you're not joining
you sound like a petty child. let me join
you literally just insulted me twice within the span of a minute
what makes you think i'll let you join now
me insulting you is what let's you know i like you‼️
it's a sign of true friendship
we are not friends
i am offended
did these past 4 minutes of convo mean nothing to you
you talk too much
you don't talk enough tbh
ok are we done here?
depends. have i joined the club yet
no
then we are not, in fact, done
hu tao said you weren't troublesome
clearly, she was wrong
wow
look who's the one insulting now
you started it
no i didn't?? i only asked you a simple question
and you refused to answer it
because you refused to answer mine
because i asked first, hello
i still don't give a fuck
wow
do you kiss your mother with that mouth 😡
i don't have one
oh
are you done wasting my time
NO 😹👎
anyway can i join the club now
no
how abt now
no
ok how abt now
still no
now?
no.
hmm
ok how abt now
ask me one more time and i'm blocking you 😐
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just let me join man
i promise you will not regret it
i'm like a very hard worker and shit
let me think
no
BRO
i will do anything to join
literally
nothing you'll do will convince me so give up
i can't believe i paid hu tao 1k mora for this shit
wtf you did what
i paid hu tao 1k mora for this shit
can i join the club now
sure
WAIT FR
no
...
now that was just unnecessary
it's funny how i still don't care
you.
are so.
rude.
i still.
don't give.
a shit.
C'MON
wait a second.
what if i make you some almond tofu?
you know how to make almond tofu?
yes
alr then
if it tastes like shit, i'm kicking you from the club btw
wait that actually worked
WOOHOO
and sure whatever
i'll add you to the gc later
you'll do the test there
shit i forgot abt the test
anxiety just went 📈📈
don't be anxious for that tf
i hate tests
it won't be hard
okk i'll take your word for it
wait, you're being kind to me
haha no
don't get used to it 😐
whatever you say lol
ok lunch break is over
bye then ttyl
Seen at 12:40pm
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