《Lego Monkie Kid (characterxcharacter oneshots!!)》i lub you~ (spicynoodles) [REDSON VER]
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Hey guys 😈 anyway here's y'alls drunk red son version by all of your requests 🤲
LEGGO!
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"Ugh that insufferable little baboon!" DBK shouted as he downed a massive glass of...something. "Father...not to interfere with your moment here but may I ask what that is in your glass?" Red son asked timidly. He didn't care what it was, he just wanted to know so he could drink it to. He wanted to impress his father and be like him!
"Why do you ask? Don't tell me a puny demon like yourself can drink all of THIS." DBK growled. "I to can!" Red son put his hands on his hips. "Very well then." DBK summoned an also huge glass of the liquid. Not as big as his but still quite large. Red son grabbed it with both hands and downed the whole thing.
He slammed the glass back down on the table with a loud burp followed by a quick hiccup. He immediately started to feel a bit woozy. "I will say...i am just a bit impressed." DBK crossed his arms and left the table. Red son cheered and stumbled out of his seat. 'Argh what's going on...my body feels like it's moving on its own.' Red son thought.
His body became overwhelmed with heat. His hair igniting just the tip of his ponytail. The calm flare swirling to the patterns of the air. Red sons face began to heat up immensely, he was blushing like a mad man. He stood up straight one last time before flopping over.
"I...I WANT TO SEE THE NOODLE BOY!!" red son shouted. A hungry fire lit very visible in his eyes. He tried to teleport to where he was a couple of times. He ended up in the middle of a park, an alley way and then finally, pigsys noodles!
Pigsy snapped his head at the sudden person appearing in the shop. Tang doing the same. "WHERE'S THE NOODLE BOY!!" red son shouted. "Woah tone it down red boy! Why are you here and what do you want with Mk?!" Mei pointed.
"I... I want to see him." Red son mumbled. "What?" Mei looked at red with her hands on her hips. "I... I said... I want to see THE NOODLE BOY!!" red son snapped. Everyone was confused, why did he want to see Mk so bad?
"Pleeeeeaasseee??" Red son clasped his hands together. "Red son have you... Been drinkin'?" Pigsy had gotten a waft of alcohol from the demon. "WAht?? NO! it was my FATHER. He made me do the drink." Red son hiccuped. That wasn't necessarily true but his brain was all mushed. They all looked at him in shock and even more confusion. "Why would we tell you? You clearly aren't in the right headspace!" Tang said clearly concerned.
"Well if none of you are going to help me then I'll find him MYSELF." red son shrieked as he teleported into flames.
"Oh no..." Mei facepalmed. "Ah don't sweat it I'm sure Mk is fine! Red son can't really process...well anything right now I'm sure Mk will probably take care of him or something." Sandy waved his hand.
"I sure hope you're right." Pigsy said crossing his arms.
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"Noodle boy noodle boy noodle boy~" red son sang while he walked around the place he teleported to. He didn't really know where he was but if he had to guess it would be where Mk was! He trotted around happily thinking of the monkie kid. Man he really wanted to see him.
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He skipped around and it finally clicked...barely. He was at that monkeys house! The orange one? Whatever, he didn't know. He snapped his head toward a noise. He looked over to the old home and saw a person exiting the shack.
It was Mk! He was hopping happily out of the house. "NOODLE BOY!!" red son sprinted toward the other. Mk jolted at the call of his name and looked in the sounds direction only to find red son running full speed at him! It wasn't what Mk was expecting though. Instead of red son pulling some weird trick or attacking him he was hugging him?
Red sons hands were a little too far for it to be considered a friendly hug. It was more of a hungry...lust filled hug. Mk lit a bright red and just stood there not expecting the sudden hug from his very handsome arch nemesis. Mk hesitantly hugged back.
"Uh... Hey?" Mk could only say. This was so awkward, but when red son pulled away from the hug he grabbed Mk by the shoulders and looked at him. His eyes were half lidded and he was blushing like crazy, not to mention the small flame at the end of his ponytail still going strong.
"Let's go." Red son grabbed his hand and began walking, almost toppling over a couple times. "Go where?" Mk said as he was dragged off by the fire demon. "To your house duh." Red son kept walking. "You...dont know where it is though." Mk replied. Red son stopped completely. "Oh...i suppose you're right. Take us there!!!" Red son demanded.
"Red son are you feeling okay? You seem kind of...brain boggled." Mk took his hand away from reds and crossed his arms. "Yes I am FINE! I needed to impress my father with showing him I too can drink, so I can best him HAHAHAHA!!!" red son slurred his speech. "So you wanted to drink whatever your father was drinking for his approval?" Mk questioned. Wow, spot on.
"I suppose you can put it that way.." Red son rubbed his chin. Mk stood and thought. Was this a good idea? Bringing his half enemy half crush to his home? Especially while drunk? Mk thought some more then just shrugged. What's the worst that could go wrong?
"Alright then let's go." Mk sighed and transformed into an eagle, picking red son up by the collar and flying away. "GAHHHHHH!!!" red son shrieked.
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Mk threw him through the window and transformed back into his normal self. "Oof!" Red son landed with a loud thud. "Alright now what did you want?" Mk asked innocently.
"You." Red son said in a flat tone. The alcohol was REALLY starting to kick in now. "W-what-" Mk was cut off by his body being harshly slammed into the wall. Red son took his hand and held both of Mk's wrists above his head. He used his other hand to snake up his shirt. "Mmph~ red son w-wait-" Mk felt shivers up and down his spine as he arched his back.
"I just want a taste." Red son cooed. He gave the monkie kid a deep kiss on the mouth. Red son still groping his chest and nipples. Mk let out soft whimpers and moans. "Your so sensitive." Red slurred. "Hmm-mph..~" Mk whimpered. He was driving red crazy with all the cute little noises he made.
"I want to ruin you.." Red said. Mk blushed at all the dirty talk red kept spewing. It was definitely the alcohol. "Your perfect." Red praised again still feeling him up. "Y-you pervert! Hahah what are you talking about?!" Mk laughed like he was insane when really he was just very very embarrassed.
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"So soft.." Red kissed the smallers neck. Mk flinched accidentally giving red son more access to his neck. He squirmed at the new touches he was receiving. "Hahh...agh~...r-red..son~" Mk moaned. Red son took himself away from the hickey swarmed neck and looked at Mk dead in the eyes.
"I could fuck your pretty little mouth right now." Red son took his free hand to cup Mk's face. "W-what...?" Mk felt hot, real hot. He squirmed a bit more and attempted to hide his face only to fail miserably seeing as his arms were still restrained. Red son was driving Mk crazy and vice versa! "H-hold on now-" Mk shivered as he felt red son lick up his neck and jawline. Then giving him some deep tongue.
Red son sucked and kissed his mouth, he needed more. The demon finally let go of his wrists, they immediately locked around red sons neck. He used his now two free hands to place one on his ass and another one to tug at the back of Mk's hair. He grabbed at his hair to tilt him upward so red son could make the kisses deeper. Mk moaned at the hair pulling. "You like that?" Red son mumbled out of breath.
"M-mhm.." Mk couldn't look at him. "Hey, look at me." Red son used his hand to tilt his chin up. He kissed him again. The groping was getting serious now. Red son trying out more dangerous places to touch him.
"R-red son not th-there!~" Mk squealed. He tried covering his mouth but red son wouldn't allow it. "No covering your mouth! I want to hear all of it~" red son smirked. Mk shakingly took his hand away from his mouth.
The groping and kissing continued for about 10 more minutes until all of Mk's shoulders and neck were covered in the hickeys and love bites. Mk's jacket coming off of his shoulder a bit. "your mine got that?" Red son kissed him. "Mhm.." Mk hummed. He was too embarrassed to speak.
Then they heard a knock at the door.
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"Hey Mk are you back already?!" A muffled voice came from behind the door. Mk froze and red son turned to look at the door. Red son ignored it and went back to touching. "R-red! Mmph~ we have to stop, someone is at the doOR!~" Mk squeaked again. This time his blush was getting more visible and tears of pleasure welled up in his eyes. "Go tell them everything is fine." Red son demanded.
Mk was weak to the knees so trying to stand up was a bit of a challenge for him. He began to weakly walk over to the door, and red son gave him a good smack to the ass. "Ah!" Mk yelped and gave a death glare to the drunken demon. Red son snickered and shooed him to the door.
Mk wobbled over to the door and pressed his ear against it, bending over a bit. Also giving red some pretty good eye candy. God how he longed to just bend him over and-
"Whose there?" Mk Interrupted red sons train of thought. Mk cracked open the door so only his face was visible.
"You back from monkie kings already?" It was mei. "Y-yeah! Training session was pretty good." Mk smiled. "Are you feeling okay? Your face is all red. Speaking of red, red son was looking for you a little while ago." Mei said. "Hm oh w-was he? I'll make sure to get back to him. And yeah I'm fine! What are you talking about?" Mk shook.
Red son was kinda just looking at Mk's ass and got an idea. He went up and just gave a firm grab to it. "Eep!" Mk squealed. "Uhhh are you sure? Your clothes look all messed up and I think I see some wounds on your neck from the training. Ya know what just let me come in and-" "NO!" Mk snapped. "I-i mean no!.... Sorry. I-its a meSS~" Mk moaned. His eyes rolling to the back of his head. Mei gave him the weirdest look and just shrugged. "Ooookay. Cya Mk!" She bid farewell to him and left.
Mk immediately shut the door and turned around. "What the heck red son!" Mk puffed his cheeks. "So cute." Red swooned. "I just need to get you to take a nap or something." Mk sighed. "As long as you believe with me if you know what I mean..." Red son wiggled his eyebrows and Mk cringed. "Hmm...okay I'll take a nap with you! Just take these first." Mk took out a water bottle and some pills. "You'll need it for the headache." Mk facted.
Red son took them immediately "anything you say goes." Mk smirked, maybe he could have a little bit of fun with this. "Alright let's go." Mk swayed his hips and grabbed his hand. Red son held back a growl and followed him.
"Alright let's get you changed." Mk bent over to grab some clothes for him and red son gave yet another hard smack to his ass. "ah!...come on you can do better than that~" Mk cooed. He was getting a rise out of red and he knew it. "You little tease." Red son attempt to kiss the monkie kid. "Ah, ah, ah no kissing me again until you're sober!" Mk turned around so red son could change. "Fine." Red son hissed.
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They were both settled in bed ready for a good nap. Red son was obviously stuck to Mk like glue but that was alright.
"Aughh..." Red son groaned and sat up. Blurry memories of yesterday came flooding back in his mind. His hair sparked and he looked next to him. "Oh good you're awake." Mk said playing on his phone. "W-WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY?!" red son panicked. "Cool it red you just had some alcohol and were on your knees for me." Mk laughed.
Red son exploded, he couldn't take this. "I-im sorry-" red son was cut off by a kiss on the cheek. "Don't worry about it red I actually liked it." Mk winked. Red son just about died. To make it worse Mk explained every. Little. Detail. Red son just sat there absolutely dumbfounded.
"It's alright though, it's not like I hated it." Mk finished. He gave red son a quick on the cheek before getting up to make food.
"Oh my god." Red son finally said.
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