《Lego Monkie Kid (characterxcharacter oneshots!!)》i lub you~ (spicynoodles!!)
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Okay this isn't a request but it's an idea I thought of while in class. I'M GOING TO WRITE A RED SON VERSION OF THIS TOO SO I THINK IT'LL BE LIKE 3 SPICYNOODLES IN A ROW??? JUST LOOK OUT FOR THAT‼️
Little bit of proofread!
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"Hm what's this?" Mk said looking at the huge glass of liquid on wukongs counter. He had went over for some of their daily training and had went inside to rest for a bit before going home. He figured the drink was wukongs, mistaking it for apple juice. He chugged it quickly before wukongs could see him drinking the monkeys glass. Mk exhaled violently, gagging at the taste 'not apple juice! NOT APPLE JUICE!!' Mk thought.
He wiped his mouth, it had a bitter taste. What was that? 'What if it was some sort of immortal or magical potion?! Did I accidentally just poison myself?!' Mk gasped. "A-alright monkey King I'm heading *hiccup* home!" Mk yelled from the house.
"Oh, alright bud, see ya!" Monkie king yelled back.
Mk wobbled a bit out of the house. He'd never had alcohol before so he didn't really know what it looked, smelled or taste like. Yes he's heard of it he's not that dense, but he's never really had it until now...and the alcohol is gonna hit him like a truck.
On his way back he felt a bit dizzy or...tipsy. He was still a bit sober so he just decided to go home on foot. Using his staff was a little dangerous considering the state he was in.
Wukong walked out of his room to grab his glass he set on the counter and oh no...it was empty.
"What the?!?! Crap crap crap!! Mk must've drank it while I wasn't paying attention! I've gotta find him... I know him and alcohol probably don't mix." He said to himself as he set off on his sage cloud.
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"I feel funny~" Mk laughed. He was trying to get home. He flopped over on the ground and squinted up at the sky. He thought about the person he wanted to see most right now.
"oHhH I can go see red *hic* son! Hehehe!!" Mk jumped to his feet and headed off to none other than the demon bull residence!
"Yaaaaay!" Mk happily skipped over to the door. He used his transformation power to sneak into the home. It taking a couple tries due to him being intoxicated. He turned into a donkey, elephant and a goldfish before transforming into the proper animal. He finally got the right creature and snuck in from under the door.
He turned back into his normal self and wobbled around the house, looking for what could be red sons room. "Sneaky sneaky....." He tip-toed. He opened a few doors and peeked inside, no one. Finally, he found a big red door and burst through the room.
"Wha-" red son turned over to see the person he was least expecting. The noodle boy.
"WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??" red son shouted. He was more surprised then angry. He was JUST thinking about Mk! Have the gods delivered him to the demon? "What? I jusht came to see yoouuuuu!!" Mk was losing his balance a bit.
Red son noticed and grew a bit concerned. "Uhhh....noodle boy you alright? You don't seem like...yourself." Red son tried to reach a hand out as Mk kept wobbling everywhere. Mk walked slowly toward red son and snuck two arms around his waist.
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"So pretty....!" Mk said. Red son put his hands on the boys shoulders, blushing like crazy. Red could smell the faint alcohol from his mouth. "Have you drank any alcohol? You smell like beer." Red son spat, still trying to calm his pounding heart and steamed face. "W-wha? Oh I don't know!!" Mk began to grope the demons chest and waist.
"Hm..~ h-hold on Mk-" red suppressed any more moans threatening to escape him. "Hehe you called me by my nammmee!!!!" Mk squeezed him harder and began crying. "Hey why are you crying?!" Red son panicked. "because you- *hic* called me by my name!" Mk sobbed.
"O-okay okay yes! I did! You just need to lay down or something." Red son threw him over his shoulder and walked over to his bed. Mk took him by surprise and ended up pinning HIM down.
"Gotcha!" Mk joked. "N-noodle boy let me g-" red son tried to not look at him but when he did..
Mk's face had a neutral expression on it, he was blushing like crazy and his eyes were half lidded. "Noodle boy...what are you gonna do." Red son squeaked.
"I..I like you. Dont you like me to?"
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"YOU WHAT?!" pigsy screamed. Wukong had explained everything. "and you LOST him?!" Tang argued. "How could you just let him leave!?" Mei added. Sandy just sat in the corner and watched everyone argue.
"LISTEN! I didn't know he had drank it, I just left it on my counter I didn't know he'd CHUG it or something!!" Wukong looked down. He felt terrible. "Well we've gotta look for him. We aren't just gonna let him go wondering around." Tang said sternly.
"Right. I'll look around flower fruit mountain, maybe he's roaming the woods or something." Wukong shrugged. He disappeared on his sage cloud. "Alright me and pigsy will search parts of the city. Maybe he fell asleep somewhere!" Tang said clearly worried. "And me and sandy will wait here just incase he comes back." Mei said. As much as she wanted to look for her best friend, she had to wait just incase he popped in.
"Alright operation find Mk is a go!" Pigsy said, leaving with tang.
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Mk started to feel up the demon again. "Y-yes but you're not yourself and you just need to sleep it off-" red son was cut off with Mk going up his shirt. "Hngh-!~ Mk please-" red son grabbed his hands.
Mk took a hold of his wrists and pinned them roughly onto the bed. He made out with him sloppily, the room was hot and steamy. Mk gave him a good tongue session as red son moaned into the others mouth. Mk only parted for air when he needed to and immediately went back into the demons mouth. He pulled away breathless and sat on red sons crotch, oblivious. "M-mk you're sitting on-" red son held back a moan when he felt Mk move.
"Hmmmm...What am I doing?" Mk laughed. He attacked the others neck all of a sudden. "Hn- M-mk!~" red son was sensitive to the neck. Mk intertwined one of his hands with reds and made out with his neck again. Using the other hand to continue groping the demon. "Y-you're gonna leave marks.." Red son put his free hand on Mk's shoulder.
"You're mine." Is all Mk said before marking him over and over. Red son could see the monkie kids eyes filled with an intimidating gleam. Red son just let himself go and just let it all happen. You know the saying a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts...is that how it went? Red son didn't know. It wasn't so bad though, right?
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Red son was a blushing mess, trying to suppress every noise that wanted to escape him. "I lub youu~" Mk pecked him on the mouth. Red son was in utter bliss, Mk making out with him was the best moment of his life! He pictured it going way different though.
"God dammit where is that kid?!" Wukong was still looking. "You don't think he's at...." Wukong slowly looked over to..
The demon bull residence.
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It had been about an hour of the search out for Mk and been about an hour of Mk being all lovey dovey with red son! He tried to hide the hickeys and bite marks on his neck and shoulders with the collar on his cloak. Mk was stuck to red son like glue and he just dealt with it. Red son was working on some new machine with a purring Mk in his lap. He hugged the demons chest, playfully and just sat there.
Red son rested his hand on the others back. This was nice. He couldn't get his mind off of what happened a couple of moments ago though. As they were both resting on the chair PIF swung the door open.
"Red son we have a-" PIF stopped and just...floated there. "P-please! don't ask mother, it's a long story." Red son rubbed his face and groaned.
"Well I'm going to ask. What is going on." She demanded to know. He couldn't disobey his mother could he? So, he explained.
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"So....thats why you have the theif clinging to you like a child?" PIF sighed. "Y-yes mother..." Red son flinched. She surprisingly wasn't mad but....actually maybe just a bit. "Well we should get him home...they can deal with him." PIF suggested.
"no! I want to stay with red son!" Mk whined. "Uhm it's alright!.... I'm not going anywhere." Red son reassured. Mk purred once more, "we should probably just leave with him and drop him off at wukongs." PIF whispered. Red son nodded and they headed off with a drunk Mk in the demons arms.
Wukong rested on a nearby mountain looking at the DBK'S home. No way could he have gone in there. Right? Then he heard the sound of flames and the smell of smoke. He turned around.
He saw PIF and red son and...someone else? Wukongs house was a little close to DBK'S so they were almost like neighbors but that's not what we're focused on right now. Wukong practically teleported to his home and was ready to throw hands.
"What could you guys possibly want right no- ohhOHH!!" wukong gave a huge smile. "MK!" wukong shouted. Red son put Mk down and he stood there looking at wukong. "Are you alright bud..?" Wukong reached a hand out for him.
"Are you here to take me away from MY LOVE!?" Mk hissed. "Y-your love?" red son stammered. Wukong squinted at red son and looked back over at Mk. "Well I don't want to be hung up in all of this...mess. You're on your own." PIF said and disappeared. As cruel as that sounded PIF knew red would be fine. She was too old for this.
Wukongs eyes glowed a shining gold, he telepathically told everyone else his location and they were there in a second. Tang climbed up the mountain, panting like crazy "M-MK!!" tang came running over. "thank goodness you're okay." He hugged the monkie kid. "Mr taaaang!!" Mk almost hugged the scholar to death.
"Mk!" Pigsy, mei and sandy shouted as they also came running over. "Wait why is red son here?" Pigsy asked. "W-well...." Red son began to explain.
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"Oh." Everyone said after his story. He didn't mention the part where Mk went down on him. He played with his collar nervously, BUT. Mei noticed it.
"Hey red boy...what happened to your neck?" Mei gave a cheeky smile. Red son turned a beet red as his hair sparked. "I... I'd rather not talk about that..." Red son played with his hands. "Did Mk do that to you?!" Tang pointed.
Red son went flat silent. He felt like he could explode at any moment. He didn't answer the question and just stared at the group. "Oh my god he did." Wukong stared.
"Yeah I DID so WHAT?!" Mk wobbled around. Everyone stared at the both of them in horror, there was now a very traumatizing image in all of their heads they absolutely did NOT want to think about. "O-okay...well I think we just need to get you home." Sandy reached for him.
Mk leaped backwards, "no! Let me stay with him!" Mk held onto reds arm as the demon sighed and face palmed. "Come on bud. We need to get you home." Wukong crossed his arms. Now he had to put on his dad voice. "You get over here right now Mk." Pigsy put on HIS dad voice, uh oh. It was getting seriously serious now. "Sorry this happened to you. Mk accidentally drank a glass of alcohol and...yeah." Sandy said to red son...lighten the mood a bit ya know?
"Make me." Mk responded and ignored sandy, taking out his staff "anyone who tries to get in the way of me and my darling..." Mk ran toward wukong. "Sha'll DIE!" He swung his staff.
"Woah bud!" Wukong flew backward. They began to clash not very serious of course. Although Mk was a lot stronger.. and faster? Was this Mk's true power? Is so then, wow.
"Woah kid you've gotten a lot stronger!" Wukong laughed. Mk smirked like an idiot and was about to just smack wukong with his staff.
"MK STOP!" a voice held a hand out. Mk froze in his tracks. It was red son! He turned to face the golden monkey. "If it's not too much trouble... I could take him back to my home and.....take care of him?" Red son fidgeted with his collar. Everyone looked at him with their jaws hanging off of their faces. "Uhh...." Wukong looked at the about to collapse Mk and then everyone else. They all shrugged signaling they didn't care. Everyone knew if Mk liked him so much he'd take care of him. "Okay then! Just NO mating." Wukong pointed.
everyone shouted in unison. "What? Just trying to be safe ya know?" Wukong shrugged. Red son turned the color of his cloak and just gave a weak nod. "Good!" Wukong pat the demon on the back. "YAYYY!!" Mk jumped on top of red son. "Ugh..come on let's just get you too bed." Red son grabbed the other, throwing him over his shoulder once again.
"Bye dads hehehaha!!" Mk waved frantically. Red son engulfed himself in flames and disappeared with the drunken Mk.
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"Alright noodle boy let's get you- hmmM~" red son put him down. Mk hugged him and began groping his backend and waist. "Oh no, NO! we are not doing this again." Red son was trying to sound serious but couldn't when a certain monkie kid was nuzzling at his neck. red son put his hands on the others shoulders.
"but I lub youuuu!!!" Mk began making kissy faces at him. "Well you can love me tomorrow. I'll run you a bath then we can get to bed." Red son walked over to his bathroom. "We can bathe together~" Mk commented. He was oddly flirtatious when drunk. "N-NO!" red son snapped.
Mk began tearing up and burst into tears. "Please!!" He sobbed. "For the love of-.. FINE!" red son stomped over to the bathroom with him as Mk cheered.
Red son washed Mk's hair. With looking away from Mk as much as he could of course.
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Bed time! Red son let Mk use some of his pajamas. "I look so cool." Mk struck a pose in the red t-shirt and plain black shorts. "Yes now here take these." Red son handed two pills and a bottle of water to Mk. "Okaaay!!" He took them in one swig. "Good. It'll probably help with the hangover." Red son sighed.
"Let's sleep together!" Mk bounced. "Yeah yeah." Red son snuck a hand around his waist. They both got into the same bed and Mk clinged onto him for dear life. Red son hugged him back, bashfully. Mk attacked red sons face with kisses. "Mk just go to bed...! Goodnight." Red son gave a quick kiss on Mk's forehead. He giggled and just nuzzled closer.
"Hm...huh..?" Mk slowly woke up. "Oh you're awake." Red son stared.
"W-whats going on!?" Mk panicked. "Calm down noodle boy.." Red son began explaining. Yes even the naughty bits.
"O-oh...." Mk flushed a deep, deep red. "So that's what's happening with your neck..." Mk added. "Y-yes..." Red son rubbed the part. "Also don't feel bad. You confessed your undying love for me yesterday and if I'm being honest...i did too." Red gave a soft laugh.
"So....can I... Can I kiss you? While I'm actually sober." Mk blushed. "Yes!" Red son grabbed Mk's face and kissed him.
"We should go meet up with the others..they were worried about you."
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"Heya Mk feeling better?" Wukong waved. "Yup! Teeny headache but red told me he gave me medicine before I headed off to bed, he took real good care of me." Mk smiled.
"Good Good!" Pigsy gave a thumbs up. "Do me a favor and NEVER let this happen again." Tang gave an intimidating smile over at wukong.
"G-got it..." Wukong sweat.
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AHHH Y'ALL IK I'M A LITTLE LATE TO IT BUT TY TY TY TY TY FOR 40K READS!!! I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG IT'S A SPECIAL AND THEY TAKE TIME AND THE EDITING IS JUST- 😭
BUT THANK YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH MWAH MWAH ALSO SPICY NOODLE SPECIAL!!! I MIGHT MAKE A RED SON VERSION AFTER I PUT OUT A FEW MORE CHAPTERS OF OTHER SHIPS
my ribs hurt 💔 ANYWAY THANK YOUUU AND BYEEE
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