《Lego Monkie Kid (characterxcharacter oneshots!!)》rescuing an idiot (shadowpeach)
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Alright guys I lied I'm gonna do one more shadowpeach then try to mix it up a little.
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Liked this very much so I'm gonna write about it 😈
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"Kidnap the monkie king?" Jin stared. "Yep! I've got it all writtin' out heeya!" Yin slammed the piece of paper onto the beaten up wooden table. They'd sneak into his house while he was sleeping and snatch him. The plan was genius! "Sooo...what are we gonna do wid em' when we have em'?" Jin poked yin. They weren't the brightest bulbs in the bunch but they got around.
It was pretty late at night and yin and Jin were ready to pounce. They both carefully made their way into the monkie kings home, almost knocking multiple things over but that was alright. Luckily, the great sage equal to heaven was a heavy sleeper. So jin held the sack over the golden monkey in his pajamas. "Ready on my mark...one...two...three!" The twins pulled the sack over the monkey and swiftly left out of the window.
Kidnapping the monkie king was a success.
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They got back to their place and carefully tied him up and put duck tape over his mouth. "We got em'!!" The blue demon screamed. "Shut yur yap he'll wake up!!" The orange demon whispered. "So...what now?" They both said in unison, standing next to each other.
"What?! You wanted to kidnap tha monkie king and ya didn't even know what we would do next?!?!" Jin shouted in a whisper. "Well I thought you would come up with somethin'!" Yin shouted back. "Argh..whateva! Let's just keep him heeya till we figuya out what to do wid em'." Jin said in his normal tone.
It was the next morning and wukong started to slowly wake up realizing he wasn't in his bed....or his home. He shifted a bit only to realize he had restraints on him. Some magical rope he couldn't break free of. Like wonder woman's lasso, it was indestructible. He figured whoever kidnapped him must've found some sort of ancient rope. He also couldn't scream out for help as there was duct tape plastered on his mouth. He squirmed and let out a muffled shriek, hoping someone would hear him.
Macaque woke up and immediately got this off feeling. Something was definitely off. He jumped off of his hammock stretching a little and changing out of his sleep clothes and went to see wukong, yawning big. He decided to ignore this off feeling...for now.
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Once he got to wukongs house it felt dead silent. Usually he'd be outside hanging around with his monkey friends. Or maybe it was just one of those days he was inside? So, macaque went to check for him inside.
Once he got in he immediately noticed two sets of dirty footprints. Okay that was odd but he couldn't jump to conclusions just yet. Macaque hurried to his room and found no one. Okay now he was starting to panic a bit.
"Peaches?!" Macaque called. "Come on this isn't funny you're really starting to scare me." Macaque was irritated he didn't know if this was some stupid prank or if that moron actually went and got himself abducted! Whatever it was, macaque was on it.
"I can't really do this alone. I don't have a lead-" then one of wukongs little monkey friends ran up to him and chirped frantically, clinging onto macaques cape and pointing at the great sages bed.
"They took him? Who!?" Macaque responded to the little monkey. The monkey chirped and macaques face went sour. "A blue and orange demon??" Macaque started to sniff for a sent and he found one. He realized he couldn't go into this alone. He needed someone to help him and what better than Mk! Maybe he'd know more about these 'blue and orange demons'.
Macaque shadow portaled into pigsys noodles. "Hey has anyone seen the kid anywhere?" Pigsy jumped at the sudden voice inside the shop. "Uhh yeah he's up in his apartment." Pigsy pointed his spoon upstairs. Macaque shadow portaled to his room.
"Heya kid!" Macaque greeted. "AGH GODS DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT MACAQUE!" Mk screamed. "Yeah yeah anyway your dad went and got himself kidnapped so we gotta save him." Macaque sighed. "Wait what? Do you know who took him??" Mk panicked. "Yeah I talked to one of his little monkey friends and it's an orange and blue demon?? I don't know if you know who they are" macaque crossed his arms.
"OHHH!!! I know who your talking about! Those demon guys that try to attack us a lot I think their names are yin and Jin?? They kept throwing their names in our face everytime we faced them. They're the gold and silver demons or whatever." Mk rolled his eyes.
"Well good! Cause I have a scent and it's probably them. We can track em' down that way. So come on let's go rescue your idiot dad." Macaque grabbed Mk's wrist and shadow portaled.
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They were following the scent and it was getting stronger. Signaling that they were close. They ended up at this beaten up and abandoned looking home... or storage unit? Macaque and Mk didn't really know what to call that.
"Alright stay here for a bit." Macaque whispered. Mk nodded and watched macaque shadow portal. He only peered his head into the portal behind the couch of the old shack and saw everything he needed to. Wukong still tied up but he was...sleeping?! Of course. Only sun wukong.
He looked over and saw yin and Jin still trying to figure out what to do with a literal god in their living room. "We could gut em'!" Yin exclaimed. Macaque gasped and kept listening. "We can't do that ya idiot! Hes immortal rememba?" Jin followed. "We could inherit his powers!?" Yin said again. "How would we do dat?! Think ya pea brain!" Jin bonked him on the head. "Well den you come up with somethin'!!" Yin yelled back.
Wukong just sat there staring. He'd woken up the minute they started to scream at each other. Yin and Jin didn't notice he was awake and kept bickering about what they were gonna do with him. Wukong yawned..or tried to and the twin demons snapped their heads his direction.
"Y-YOU'RE AWAKE!?!" yin screamed. "Listen heeya mate you're gonna be quiet or we'll knock ya out!!" Jin panicked and stepped on his tail as a way to threaten him. Wukong let out a loud but muffled whimper. Macaque had seen enough and was about ready to punt both of those little runts. From the other side of the portal macaque gave Mk the signal and they both jumped through.
"Nobody " Macaque growled. Mk felt a shiver up his own spine, man did macaque scare him when he was angry. "Who are you?!?" Yin pointed. "I could ask the same question " Macaque clenched his fist.
"Well we're..." Yin started.
"The gold and silver demons!" They both said in unison, posing dramatically. "Alright anyway, we'll be taking our idiot back now." Macaque demanded, squatting down and ripping the tape off of his mouth. "Hey!" Wukong commented. "Sick em Mk!" Wukong added from the ropes.
Mk tackled both of the demons and began fighting them while macaque went to set him free...after he got the rope off.
"How the- argh! hell do you get this off!!" Macaque struggled with the rope. Where did yin and Jin get this? "Wait!" Wukong said and weakly grabbed a peace of broken glass with his tail and handed it to macaque. "Don't use your tail peaches you'll hurt yourself more." Macaque said taking the sharp object.
"I'm fine mango." Wukong huffed. "Yeah yeah whatever as soon as we get home I'm gonna look at it." Macaque said a little angry but was mostly worried.
He cut the rope with the shard and macaque gave a confused look. How was that rope indestructible to break free from but could be cut with a simple piece of glass? Whatever, their main priority was to get out of there.
As soon as wukong was free from the ropes he gave a quick stretch and hugged macaque from the neck. "My hero." Wukong kissed him on the cheek and smiled. Macaque looked away, bashful. They both took a peek over at Mk to see he had bodied both of the demons as they layed there knocked out. "Nice job bud!" Wukong pat his head. "Thanks monkie king!" Mk smiled brightly.
"How did even get yourself taken by those demon idiots." Macaque said wrapping part of wukongs tail in a bandage. They were both sitting criss cross while the shadow monkey took care of the golden. "Im a heavy sleeper!" Wukong slumped. "Whatever just...dont scare me like that again." Macaque hugged wukong from behind. Wukong giggled and smiled. They held tails softly, macaque being careful not to hurt him.
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"Rats they got away!" Jin rubbed his head. "Whateva maybe next time." Yin crossed his arms.
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Hey guys 😈
You know I had to bring my 2 favorite trouble makers in at least one of my chapters come on now! Anyway sorry this took so long, editing story's are sometimes a long process!! Hopefully I wrote yin and Jins characters right lmao
I LOVE YOU ALL BYEEEE 💗💗
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