《Lego Monkie Kid (characterxcharacter oneshots!!)》7 minutes in heaven (spicynoodles)
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"Hey you guys wanna play a game!?" Mei asked excitedly. "Uhhh sure..but it's only me, you and the noodle boy. What would we play?" Red son asked confused.
"Well there are a lot of games that can only count 3 or more people red guy." Mk snickered. "It's redSON you incompetent bafoon." Red son growled. This always happened when they went over to hang at mei's. Just fight, fight, fight! Mei had to fix that. They were in her room, mk was on her bed along with mei next to him and red son on the floor. They were all using their phones.
"Incompetent?!?! HOW DARE Y- wait what's that mean." Mk jumped up from mei's bed and pointed at red son. "Exactly my point." Red rolled his eyes. "Why you-" Mk didn't even finish before lunging at red son. They rolled around smacking each other a bit. "Well you're- you're- " Mk said before rolling over so that red was on top of him. "Says you!!" They both rolled and fought for awhile before mei separated the two.
"Alright you two As I was saying.. do you guys want to know what that game is?" Mei said picking both of them up by their collars.
Mei ran over to the smallest closet she could find in her house and threw them both in. "7 minutes in heaven okay?! Ready GO!" Mei shouted.
The pair both fell into the closet with a thud. The closet was awfully small.Mk screamed banging on the door. "Nope! Its part of the game! It's called seven minutes in heaven and you have to stay in there and kiss!" Mei lied. You didn't have too, but she thought it would be more interesting like this.
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They both said in unison. "Yep! do it or you'll lose." Mei smirked.
Lose....if you knew anything about the two it was that they absolutely HATED losing. That word rang through both of their heads. Neither of them would be the loser even if it came to this. Which it did.
"fine. I won't lose this." Red son grit his teeth. "Neither will I... So let's see if you won't chicken out." Mk gave an agitated look.
They began to angrily make out with each other the kiss felt warm and spicy... It felt good. Red son grabbed Mk's collar also pinning him to the floor. They both fought for dominance in the kiss only parting for a second for air while attempting to pin each other down. Mk started to bottom out a bit and began letting out squeaks of pleasure into the kiss but then that word rang through his head.
Lose...
Mk immediately fought back with one final push in the kiss and to red sons body Mk had him completely submitted under him. Red son squirmed and whined. They both pulled away breathless, panting violently. A thick string of drool connecting them.
"I win." Mk smirked.
Red son layed on the closet floor putting his sleeve up to his flushed face, tongue hanging halfway out of his mouth and looking up at Mk hovering over him.
"N-no way! Again! I demand a rematch!" Red son sat up. "Oh I'll give you a rematch alright~" Mk once again, got on top of him. "I won't lose this time noodle boy." Red cupped the monkie kids face.
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So they went at it, challenging one another to a make out match and if one would lose the other would demand another rematch and another. They stuck to plain making out just to see who would be the loser. Mk even took a hold of reds face and spit in his mouth, letting it roll off of his tongue and onto reds tongue. (AGHH-) red felt like he was being degraded with how much he was losing. At this point red was begging to just win one more time but Mk wouldn't have it. Each other's saliva all over their mouths and the taste of each other on their tongues.
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"P-please...noodle boy..-" red begged. Mk was rough and showed him no mercy. Mk wiped his mouth, his sleeve drenched in his and reds drool. "Save it red, all you're gonna do is ask me for another round and I'm just gonna beat you everytime~" Mk gave a menacing laugh. "Wh-whatever! I will win." Red clutched a fist, his eyes half lidded.
"You look so cute like this!" Mk gave a quick peck on reds cheek. "Another round sweetheart?~" Mk cooed. After kissing each other breathless red would obviously say... Yes!
"I won't lose this time." Red went in first...again. "That's what you said the other seventeen times." Mk added.
Needless to say it was definitely more than 7 minutes.
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