《Lego Monkie Kid (characterxcharacter oneshots!!)》2 doufuses 1 bed (spicynoodles)
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Fight and fight and fight that's all Mk and red son could ever do. "JUST GIVE UP NOODLE BRAIN! I HAVE THE UPPER HAND HERE, JUST ADMIT DEFEAT AND YOUR DEATH WILL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS AHAHA!!!" Red son maniacally laughed. "Man you really are weird huh? I like that about ya!" Mk said, lunging foward. Red turned a faint pink and scoffed, also lunging foward, giving each other punches and kicks that could wipe out any normal human on impact.
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By the time they were both at their breaking point, they were both on the ground panting Mk face down on the floor and red son sitting down.
Then all of a sudden mei appeared! "Ugh you guys need to just get along, you both are going to kill each other one day!" Mei grabbed both of their collars and started to drag them to an unknown location "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME!" red tried to thrash around to set himself free but it was no use, mei had an iron grip on both of them and wasn't letting go any time soon.
Red looked over at Mk, he had his arms crossed while puffing his cheeks in anger, red son found it cute... for some odd reason. He blushed lightly and turned away, both still getting dragged away by mei into who knows where.
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Mei got to... pigsys noodles? Red son was confused but ignored it. Mk had just fallen asleep by being dragged away by mei. Red son looked over at the sleeping Mk 'hah..he's so stupid..' Red son lightly smiled. Why was he feeling this way? Mei continued to drag the pair upstairs.
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Mei got to Mk's apartment doors, flinging open the door and throwing the two inside. Mk woke up once he hit the ground from the throw, and red son started to grow annoyed and confused.
"W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" red son got up, his hair sparking. Mk jolted awake "hey! What the heck is going on?! When did I get in my apartment?? AND WHY IS RED SON HERE?!" Mk looked absolutely dumbfounded, what exactly was going on?
"I'm putting you both in here for a night, until you two can learn to just get along!! I'm tired of you guys always fighting." Mei said crossing her arms "but arent we supposed to fight each other? We're enemies!" Mk explained. "Yeah! What the noodle boy said." Red gave a smug grin. Mk fumed at the nickname "Argh cmon mei! I can't stand this guy! How are we going to 'get along' and where is he gonna sleep? Sandy's borrowing my couch for some meditation thingy!!" Mk retorted
"Figure that out then! and don't even think about trying to escape because I've locked the window from the outside, I've been planning this for a long time..and I have your keys so you'll be locked in. If you need anything give me a call byeeee! " Mei gave an evil grin and slammed the door shut. "Stupid dragon girl!" Red son stomped his foot and crossed his arms. "Ugh.. So uhhhm... Red son? Since we fought and everything I'm all scratched up and sweaty so I'm going to shower and I think you should do the same?" Mk suggested.
"Hmph, I suppose I am in need of a clean up as well." Red son looked away, this was sooo awkward. "Alright well.. Uh-" Mk's face started to heat up once he realized "y-you're going to have to wear some of my clothes.." Mk stammered. Red son gulped, his hair sparking again as his face also started to heat up. "Wanna go first? You're my.. forced guest?" Mk joked. Red chuckled at the statement. Mk looked at red in awe, he had never seen red son genuinely smile and he liked it.
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"Heya you should smile more red it looks good on ya" Mk winked at him before leaving to get the clothes for red son. The poor demon was left there, stiff and a blushing mess, quickly scrambling for a seat somewhere and- oh right. No couch. So he sat at the dining table waiting for Mk while he thought.
'So uh.. what are we gonna do about the sleeping situation..? I- I suppose we're going to have to sleep in the same location.' Red sons hair flared up again, he calmed himself down and just kept waiting.
"Alright sorry I took so long! Here's your stuff and a towel and I'll just be in my room." Mk came out and handed everything to red son.. including a fresh pair of boxers. Red son's face flushed and took the items. "T-thank you..." Red son quickly walked to the bathroom and shut the door.
"That idiot." Red son slid down the door, hugging his knees to his chest "what am I going to do.." Red son realized he was being a little dramatic, it's just a night with his arch enemy whats the worst that could happen!
Once red was done showering he came out of the bathroom. 'Mk said he'd be in his room..' So red son took off to his room and there he found him on the floor playing a video game on his phone. Mk noticed red son walk in the room and he sprung up, looking at red son in his monkie king shirt and some normal black shorts, Mk blushed like crazy at the sight of red son in his clothes "o-oh ya done? Alright it's my turn, and I thought I'd be nice and leave a clone here for you to keep ya company" Mk had both his hands on his hips, standing up straight with a cocky grin on his face.
"Hooray." Red said sarcastically, great he'd still have to be stuck with an Mk, he just couldn't escape this guy. Mk ripped a peice of hair out and cloned himself, low and behold... It was porty Mk. "Ayooo whaddup dawg! So where's da porty at?" Porty Mk said pumped up. "Uhhh sorry porty me but there's no party happening here you're just gonna keep ol' red here company, and don't be weird." Mk exited the room to bathe.
"Ooo Mk's got himself a good one." Porty Mk looked red up and down. "Uhm excuse me??" Red son blushed. "Ya heard me~ so what's a pretty boy like you doing at a place like this?" Porty Mk began to for it with him. "Uhm I'm kind of just stuck here, no major issue.. Ugh why are you treating me like this anyway? Aren't you another one of Mk, you're apart of him or something and he despises me. So why are you acting like you love me." Red son gave a nasty glare at the clone.
"Woah woah woah slow down handsome. That's just what you think.." Mk gave a grin showing his fangs. Red scoffed and blushed, looking away "yeah whatever." They sat there making small conversation porty Mk throwing in flirty remarks here and there. Then they heard foot steps approaching the door, it was the normal Mk "oh he's coming back" red son fwipped his head towards the door. "Aw dang! I wanted to talk to ya more, not everyday you get to meet someone as dreamy as you, anyway why don't cha hollah at me sometime red man?" Porty Mk adjusted his pink party glasses. Red son was sorta confused but blushed nonetheless.
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"Thanks porty me for watching red." Mk walked into the room drying his hair with a towel. "Anytime~" porty Mk said looking at red son lovingly. "Porty Mk ouutttt!!" He said as he dissapeared into a puff of gold smoke. "Sorry I took so long red, he wasn't being.... Weird or anything right?" Mk sat across from red son on his room floor. Both of them in a criss cross position, "uhm yes and no? He was awfully.. Flirty."
Mk started to sweat, blushing like crazy. Looking at anything but red son, "o-oh! I'm sorry if he made you uncomfortable or anything.. Ahem have you eaten I think I can make us something..." Mk said getting up. "Nonsense noodle brain I'll cook, take it as a thanks for giving me clothing and offering me a shower." Red son got up walking out of the room, Mk following soon after.
"Woah red son you can cook? Phew! Thank goodness I can't cook at all!!" Mk laughed. "I figured you couldn't, so what do you want." Red son asked. "Hmm I don't know, I'm good with anything really so it's up to you." Mk went to sit in front of the tv in the living room.. on the floor. So red son started to make some nuggets and tried to start a conversation.
"So why did sandy take your couch again?" Red son asked. "Uhhh I don't know but out of all of the days he decided to take it!" Mk complained. Red son chilled a bit "heh.. Yeah." he was really starting to warm up to the monkie kid. Why? "Hey red son that reminds me how do my clothes fit ya? Are they comfortable enough?" Mk asked. "Hm yeah they're soft, comfortable and..." He stopped once he realized what he was saying. He looked over to see Mk a bit wide eyed staring at him, them both turning a bright red and looked away. "O-oh well I'm glad they fit you... Well."
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Dinner was ready and red son served them both, they sat at the table and Mk decided to put on his favorite monkie king show! Red son let him play what he wanted, it's his home after all. Red son watched as well.
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Red son was hooked on the show by the time both of them were done eating. "Man that was good thanks red!" Mk burped and yawned. "Blegh have more manners noodle boy." Red son held his nose. "Well now the situation that's been on my mind the entire time you've been here... Where are you sleeping..?" Mk asked playing with his hands.
"Ah.. Good question.." Red son put a hand on his chin.
"Okay here's the deal, you can sleep with me in my bed! but if you're uncomfortable with that we can build up a pillow wall so we don't have to make any uncomfortable contact! If that's okay with you.." Mk still looking down playing with his hands.
"I was actually thinking the same thing.. So yes I will take you up on your offer noodle boy." Red son said walking toward Mk's room. He started to build the pillow wall "alright which side do you want." red asked. " well you're the guest so you pick first." Mk said shyly. He's acting.. Nervous. "You okay noodle boy? You're acting... Unusual." Red came closer and inspected the monkie kid. Mk flushed a deep red and waved his hands in front of himself.
"What?! No I'm okay! Anyway you pick your side!" Mk pointed at the bed.
"Alright.. Well I'll pick this side."
"Okay cool."
They both climbed into the bed, and boy was Mk nervous. "Well good night noodle boy." Red son seemed so.. calm. This relaxed Mk a little and they both layed down facing away from each other.
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It was about 3 am and the pillow wall had been absolutely demolished due to Mk's constant moving. The blanket half on the floor and half on the bed, red was half awake due to Mk's cute light snoring. 'Is he.. Snoring? That's one cute snore then.' Red thought, his mind was kind of everywhere Due to his being just half awake. Suddenly he felt Mk flip over and scoot closer, 'what is he doing.' Red thought trying to go back to sleep.
Suddenly he felt a pair of hands snake around his waist, reds eyes shot open as he turned over trying to see if Mk was awake or not. He wasn't! Turning over was a big mistake, Mk brought him closer, hands trailing up his back and shirt. Red son squirmed and let out low grunts and soft nervous moans.
"M-Mk-" red son tried to wake him but was immediately silenced when he felt the hands trail back down his back and a little too far below the back. Red son let of a quiet yelp. He didn't hate what was happening to him, not at all. He liked it. The hands finally came back up a bit, one settling on reds waist and another one on his back.
Red felt... Good, comfortable. He found himself burying his face into his chest reds hand gripping his shirt a little. Mk pulled him as close as he could. Red radiated warmth as they both fell into a comfortable sleep.
Mk groaned slowly waking up. He looked ahead of him to see an awfully close, sleeping red son. His eyes widened, he felt his own hands in places they shouldn't be on red son. He soon saw red son was waking up! To avoid the awkwardness he pretended to be asleep. Red son slowly woke up, his eyes fluttering open. "How could I fall for someone like you in the span of just a day.." Red son said before planting a kiss on Mk's forehead.
Mk couldn't contain his excitement, his eyes shot open, them filled with stars. "Haha you kissed me!" Mk gave a wide grin. Red jumped and blushed as red as Mk's bandana. "Y-YOU WERE AWAKE?!" "hehe you like me~" Mk got on top of red hugging his chest.
Mk snuck up and gave red a kiss on the lips over and over, then they shared a deep passionate one. Reds hands on his waist as he was on top of him.
"So you'd never thought you'd fall for me huh?" Mk teased.
"Just shut up already." Red kissed him again
This was a lot he'd have to explain to the others.
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