My name is Theodore, I am a couple of months old and way smarter than my annoying brother Leo. Anyways I ...

Leonardo: HEY THEO!!😡

Me: What Leo?

Leonardo: I JUST MADE A DRAWING OF YOU, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!!😆

Me: ..... is that supposed to be me or you?

Leonardo: Wh... YOU!!

Me: oh see, I thought you made a mistake and made a drawing of yourself.

Leonardo: Theo, shut up.

Me: well your the one who started it, so, I don't know what you are talking about bro.

Leonardo: Theo, just go up off a cliff or something.

*leo leaves*

Me: I've already done that!

Sorry for my annoying brother.

💡

You know, I have a baby picture from Leo that I found, and I'm sure Leo wouldn't mine if I showed it.

Ain't he just adorable 😆.

Anyways I was adopted by Sadie, I ran away because I hated living in a cage.

When her and Riley found me, I found out when they put me back in cage that they bought another hamster for Riley.

For all of you who should have not known, Riley had another hamster before Leo.

The hamster that Riley had was named Travis.

Me and Travis were adopted together by Sadie and Riley, but only a few weeks after getting adopted, Travis escaped the cage and never came back, Riley and Sadie looked everywhere, but couldn't find Travis. And a week later, Riley adopted a mistake, a fat piece of .....

Leonardo: HEY THEO, WHAT IS THIS?!!

Me: What Leo!!! 😡

Leonardo: YOUR STUPID LITTLE HAMSTER OF A COUSIN JUST SENT YOU ANOTHER POST CARD FROM GUATEMALA AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.

Me: Leo, but didn't you know.?

Leonardo: What?

Me:😤

Leonardo:......

Me: LEO, YOUR AUNT HAMY JUST SENT YOU A PICTURE OF LADY HAM HAMSTER BECAUSE SHE KNOWS YOU LOVE THEM AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!

Leonardo: you little son of a .....

*Theodore hits Leo*

Leonardo: YOU LITTLE DWARF HITCH!! 🤬😡

*Leo and Theo fight*