inspo from JULIMUAH on tiktok

Marinette: "Tikki spo-"

Chat Noir: *runs in* "MARINETTE! I'm here to protect you"

Marinette: *playing it off* "ohhh Chat Noir... Thank you? thank you so much... heh"

Chat Noir: *showing off* "part of the job is saving damsels in distress, princess" *wink*

Marinette: ... *awkward silence*

Chat Noir: *cough* "anyways did you see where the akuma went?"

Marinette: "It went after me, but it got Juleka!"

Chat Noir: "I'm glad it didn't get you, that would be a CAT-tastrophe"

*more awkward silence*

Chat Noir: "Ladybug would've liked it..."

Marinette: "oh really? Spots on!"

Chat Noir: "uhhhh"

Ladybug: *not impressed*