*a ball is being hosted in honour of Ladybug and Chat Noir*

Chat: *teaching Ladybug to waltz*

Ladybug: *steps on his toe* "sorry! i'm such a clutz!"

Chat: "you should meet my friend Marinette!" *laughs*

Ladybug: *internal panic* "hah yeah..."

*WAIT HES FRIENDS WITH ME*

Chat: *oblivious*

~in school the next day~

Marinette: *practicing the dance in the courtyard after lunch*

Adrien: *sees her... realises*

*Adrien walks up and holds a hand out to her*

Marinette: "uh wha-"

Adrien: *smug* "need some help? m'lady?" *wink*

Marinette: *dead*