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"What? I'm on a date, Sunwoo"

"For real? Wait.. Are you running?"

"And you felt the need to call me because...?"

"So I take it that you're being stalked by a creep, not a fan?"

"Get rid of her then. Leave the body to me"

"Exactly.. Well, I already have a plan in mind, don't worry"

"Do you trust me?"

"Find an escape route. Like a crowded place in the sidewalk or another store with a back door"

"Okay... Plan B. Put your phone on speaker once she was near and I'll shout anything to make her go away"

"Quick.. act shock and just try to pretend you could understand the language I would be speaking of!"

"...."

"Oi, diyos ko! Tigilan mo na yung bata kung sino ka man babae ka! Nakakahiya ka sa lahi ng mga kababaihan. Anong gagawin mo sa batang yan? Humayo ka at magpakarami sa ibang lugar!"

"Langya.. Muka akong tanga dito sa totoo lang. Ano ba yan, Sunwoo? Ano pinapagawa mo sakin?"

"Oh goodness.. thank you. That was tagalog by the way. My second language. But she didn't understand, and that's what matters"

"Ooh.. I'm going tommorow for an ice cream. Could you maybe pay for one pint of matcha for me?"

"Don't push your luck, cupcake. You kind of ruin the mood here in my date"

"Hey, I need to go. Daehyun is frowning now. I'll call you another time"

"Paalam, pogi!"

[ beeps ]

"Oi, my god! Stop stalking the boy whoever you are, woman! You are a shame to the race of women. What are you going to do with that boy? Go and multiply elsewhere!"

In case some of you wasn't a filo engene.