Sebastian, Ciel, and I were on our way to pick up Ciel's walking stick, since Finny broke his last one. When we arrived at the shop the owner asked if Ciel's dad sent him here. He tensed and I internally cringed.

'Ouch.' I thought.

"I wondered why it was short. Who knew it was being used by a chi—"

"What a beautifully made cane. Straight as an arrow." Sebastian said while pointing the stick menacingly at his face.

"Yeah, but you're not." I chimed in while holding back my laughs. He shot me a glare while Ciel put the bag of money on the counter.

"Keep the change." He said while walking out.

"And I'm not gay, Y/n." Sebastian said. I snickered.

"I know the cane isn't. It's straight as an arrow, right?" I teased.

"Y/n, enough of your childish games." Ciel scolded. I just rolled my eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." I muttered.

"-sigh- thank you." Sebastian muttered. I smirked and quickly made my way next to him while putting my head near his ear and whispering—

"Hah, gaaayyyy." But before he could say anything, I was already next to Ciel who looked rather irritated. I snickered and kept walking.

Ruby-chan: LET IT BE KNOWN THIS WAS ONLY MADE AS A JOKE, I LOVE ALL OF Y'ALL THAT SWING THAT WAY

~

When we arrived at the manor, Sebastian told Ciel he'd make him tea since he looked tired. When he opened the door, Ciel walked in first with me trailing behind him. As soon as I got into the entrance, he slapped my butt, making me snap my head towards him.

"Bitch." I muttered, but he merely replied by smiling 'innocently'. My eyes the landed on Ciel's stiff body.

"Hm? What's wrong— HAH?!?!" I froze in my spot. Everywhere, covering the mansion, was pastel colored streamers and toys. The three servants burst through one of the doorways and instantly ran up to us.

"What's going on?" I asked, seeing them all sobbing in their own way.

"Ask the crazy girl!" Bard replied while pointing to the doorway where they ran through.

"Crazy girl?" I heard Ciel mutter. We all made our way through the door way and I almost passed out from all of the bright colors. And Grell was in his butler form hanging from the ceiling like an ornament.

"O-oi! What are you doing?!" Ciel asked.

"I'm slowly dying..." He replied.

"CIELLL!!" A squeaky voice came. Elizabeth appeared and glomped onto him.

"It's been so long since I've seen you!" She squealed while rubbing her cheek against his.

"E-Elizabeth!" Ciel called out, shocked. Her eyes landed on me and she instantly ran up to me while violently shaking my hand.

"It'ssonicetoseeyouagain!Iheardyou'rewithSebastian,I'msohappyforyou,Iknewyoutwowouldgettogether!Also,I'mreallysorryaboutwhatIdidthefirsttimewemet,Ijustreallydidn'tknowhowtoact,andblahblahblahblahblah." She spoke so fast while violently shaking me back and forth. I was actually starting to lose consciousness until I fell completely into darkness.

~

I groaned while putting a hand to my head.

'Damn, I have a bitch ass headache.' I thought.

"Love, are you okay?" I heard Sebastian ask. Once my vision cleared I looked up at Sebastian.

"Yeah—" my face paled, and I was Instantly on the verge of passing out again.

"Hm? What's wrong?" He asked while tilting his head. I stared horrified at the scene in front of me.

Sebastian Michealis.

THE Sebastian.

The demon ass butler.

Was wearing.

A pink.

Fucking.

Bonnet.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?! NO NO, SCRATCH THAT, WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT, OH DEAR LORD OF PASTA YOU LOOK HORRFYING!!" I screamed while crawling away.

"Lady Elizabeth put it on me. Why? Is there something wrong?" He asked. My mouth fell to the floor.

"Y/nnnnn!!!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!" Elizabeth wailed while jumping on me.

"Here!! Let me make it up to you!!!" She said while putting a giant ass pink bow on my head. My body completely froze.

Normal POV~

It was silent for a minute and the others were watching and waiting for a reaction.

Another minute.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You screamed while frantically running throughout different rooms of the mansion.

"This is highly amusing." Sebastian said, amusement glinting in his eyes. You ripped the bow off of your head and burned it like you were at a sacrificial cult or something.

"MAY YOU ROT IN HELL, OH FOUL HEATHEN THAT IS APPAREL!!!!" You screamed while doing a miniature dance around the fire like and fucking lunatic.

"She's more idiotic than I thought." Ciel said.

"She's... heheh, special." Sebastian said while smiling nervously. After your little 'sacrifice', you calmly walked towards the others with a smile on your face.

"*coughs* yes, well thank you, Lady Elizabeth." You said. She nervously chuckled.

"No problem." She said, unsure.

"Ooh! I know! Let's have a ball! Then I can have my fiancée as an escort all night!" She said while spinning him around.

'Again?' You thought with a sweatdrop.

"Who said I agreed to this—"

"And I got to make you look cute too!" She interrupted him as she dragged Grell away by the rope, choking him.

"Listen to me!" Ciel yelled.

~

Sebastian and I were in Ciel's study handing him his tea.

"I think the wisest thing we should do is go along with her plan, then ask her to leave." Sebastian said.

"Good, cause she's annoying." I muttered.

"Just give her some dinner or whatever and get her out of here!" Ciel exclaimed.

"That'd be even better." I muttered again.

'Besides, the last time I was at a ball, it didn't end very well...' I thought while sweatdropping.

"But my lord, it appears Lady Elizabeth desires a dance." Sebastian said, thought I heard the smugness in his voice.

'STOP ENCOURAGING IT DAMMIT!'

"Young master." Sebastian called.

"What?" Ciel replied.

"I've never seen you dance, but I presume you can do it?" He asked. Ciel said nothing and just put papers in front of his face.

"I'm a busy man. I don't have time for these foolish games—" Sebastian took the papers out of his hands.

"You know, if people find out a first-class gentleman dances likes shit, your reputation could plummet. If you reject anymore dance invitations, let's just say you won't be a household name anymore." I said with a smirk.

"Fine, I'll do it. It would make you two happy right?" He asked, sick of us pestering him.

"Then call an instructor or something." Ciel added.

"I'm afraid I don't have time by your leave. So, I—"

"I'll be teaching you how to dance." I interrupted Sebastian.

"Do you even know how to dance?" They both asked.

"Of course I can you wet socks." I said while rolling my eyes.

"Wet... socks...?" The two of them repeated at the same time.

"Everyone hates wet socks, anyways—" I started.

"— my mom taught me different style dances when I was younger. Come on, let's get started." I said while hopping off the desk.

~

"Oh fuck, I give up, Sebastian you take over. He's hopeless." I said while rubbing my forehead.

"I can't dance with someone like you who's taller than me!" Ciel exclaimed.

"I'm only two inches taller than you, genius." I retorted.

"-sigh- and I thought my ways of teaching was efficient. That's how my mom taught me." I muttered.

"Go take a break, Y/n. I'll deal with it." Sebastian said. I nodded while kissing his cheek and leaving the room. I headed down to the kitchen and started to make tea, even though I wouldn't taste it. I sat at the table and started silently drinking my tea.

'Tomorrow is going to be exactly eight months since Sebastian and I got together.' I thought. (I don't actually know, but go with it.)

'-sigh- the time is near. I've been away way too long. It's probably a riot down there.' I thought while stirring my tea around.

Flashback~

"Y/n." My mom called me. I looked towards my doorway and saw her standing there with a serious look on her face.

"What is it?" I asked. She slowly walked into my room while closing the door.

"Y/n, you know that I'm the queen of hell, right?" She asked while sitting down next to me. I nodded enthusiastically.

"Mm! And I'm going to take after you, right?" I asked. She smiled lightly while nodding.

"Y/n, when it's your time to rule hell, I need you to do something." She said all serious. I tilted my head.

"What is it?" I asked.

"I want you to crown someone the prince of hell." She said.

"Prince of hell?" I repeated.

"Yes." She replied. I smiled while nodding.

"Yeah! I sure will!" I replied.

Flashback end~

I smiled lightly and chuckled.

"What are you chuckling about love?" Sebastian asked from behind me. I looked at him.

"Hm? Oh sorry, nothing really. Did you finish teaching shorty?" I asked while sipping my tasteless tea.

"Yes, and he does not pick up very quickly." He said while shaking his head. I laughed while getting up and hugging his waist, and kissing his lips.

"Thanks for taking over for me. I was about to kill him." I said with a smile. He smirked before kissing my head.

"I was about to, too." He replied.

~

We were all in the entry hall, the servants were in crazy outfits. Grell was in a white dress, that actually made him look half decent. Mey-Rin was tying Elizabeth's dress whe she was talking about Ciel's outfit. Actually, I was wearing a white dress as well since I wanted to be in touch with my angel side. Since... you know, I crawled out of hell.

Maybe that's why I'm so hot.

Ciel then appeared at the top of stairs, wearing a blue outfit which actually looked good on him.

"Ciel!! You look adorable!!" Lizzie exclaimed while spinning him around. She then looked at his thumb that had his blue ring on it and basically glared knives at him.

"Ciel... where is the ring I got for you?" She asked, glaring at him. Then she went on about how she went through so much trouble finding the ring for him. She grabbed the ring and slid it off of his finger.

"Give it back!" Ciel snapped, shocking Elizabeth and the servants.

"Give it back." He said calmer while holding out his hand.

"W-why are you so angry? I went to such trouble..." She trailed off. Ciel just glared menacingly.

"What? All I did was try to make you adorable!" She cried.

"So why are you so angry? I hate this stupid ring!!" She screamed while throwing it to the floor. Ciel's eyes widened, but before it could touch the floor, I hooked my finger into the loop and let it dangle there.

"Lady Elizabeth, you should know better than to do this. Stop acting so selfish." I scolded while narrowing my eyes at her. She flinched while I gave the ring back to Ciel. Sebastian then walked up to Elizabeth and explained why the ring is so important to him.

"The ring is very important to my master. The heads of the Phantomhive family passed it down for generations. It is one of a kind, please excuse my master for his rudeness." Sebastian said.

"I-I almost destroyed such a precious ring?" She asked, shocked while starting to cry.

"It doesn't matter. It's just an old ring. Even without it—"

"I'm still the head of the Phantomhives!" Ciel declared. He then walked over towards Elizabeth and offered his hand. Sebastian nudged me and I nodded while following him. He and I played the violin so that Ciel and Elizabeth could dance.

"I'll join them!" Grell said while running towards the base of the stairs. He then harmonized with our violin by singing.

'Well, shit. He's actually a really good singer.' I thought.

~

After Grell escorted Elizabeth home, Sebastian was in Ciel's room getting him ready for bed. I was in my room playing with a necklace my mom gave me. It was a cross, with a dark f/c gem it the middle. Quite contradicting to us being demons and such. It was glowing and would often pulsate. The door opened and Sebastian walked in.

"What is that?" He asked, seeing me playing with the ring. I put the necklace away before answering.

"Nothing important for now." I replied. He hm'd before walking up to me and smashing his lips against mine. It was rough, but nothing I couldn't hand.

"What was that for?" I asked when he broke away.

"For calling me gay." He said while putting his head near my neck, and kissing it.

"Sebastian..." I lightly moaned. When he pulled away, he had a smirk on his face. I quirked a brow before walking into my bathroom. There, I saw an obvious purple hickey in the middle of my neck.

"Well, shit, looks like I'm not covering this tomorrow." I said, slightly annoyed.

"That's why I did it there. It's pay back." He said while standing in the doorway. I shrugged while brushing past him.

"Whatever. It's not like I'm ashamed to have a sex life." I said while sitting on the bed. He simply chuckled while sitting next to me and pulling me onto his lap.

"I love you Sebastian." I said softly.

"I love you too, Kitten." He replied. I sighed, knowing he'd keep calling me that no matter what I say or do.

'It's almost my time to rule and I have an idea on who's going to be the prince, huehue.'

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}