For now all this chapter will be about is

Depression...

Goodbye Coco

I respect your decision...

I'm not crying... I promise. There's just someone cutting onions here.

...

YEAH I'M CRYING DAMN IT WHY'D YOU LEAVE!? AH NO USE ASKING NOW!

GOODBYE COCO!!!

ALL OF US WILL MISS YOU!!!! TAKE CARE SENCHOU!!!

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(Change time from night to mid-day, and for the date to be July 1. BECAUSE I have made in heaven... And Hierophant Green dont forget Hierophant Green.)

3rd POV

It's a beautiful outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, it was like any other day.

Except something was going to happen.

In Yagoo's staff room currently he is planning something special.

Something special for Kiryu Coco's graduation.

Yagoo: Agh... Why'd Coco have to leave... Nevermind. I respect her decision. But that doesn't mean she gets to leave just like that! How about I gather all the Hololive members and give her the best farewell ever... But how...

Y/n: Heyyyy Yagoo what's up?

Yagoo: Oh what's up Y- WHAT Y/N WHEN AND HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!

Y/n: Well the door was open and I happened to walk by sooooo...

Yagoo: Ah forget it. You know already. But let me guess, you have no idea who Coco is right?

Y/n: What Coco?

Yagoo: The Kiryu Coco one, the one that works- well used to now.

Y/n: Coco... I watch her streams often, I just don't chat because I don't feel like it. That time I had no idea how to understand Japanese and Hololive itself, hahaha good times, I remember just hiring a translator just for that. Man that was a good spend!

Yagoo: YOU WHAT!?

Y/n: Hey now! Please don't yell at me... Don't blame me! She's funny. The only funny streamer I watch apart from myself ofcourse!

Y/n did a proud fistbump to his fist

Yagoo: No way... To think she attracted this Tyrant... What an achievement. Ahem... So uh. What do you think we should do for her graduation?

Y/n: ... Graduation?

Yagoo: Yeah... She's leaving Hololive.

Y/n drops the oversized bowl full of Cheetos he was eating

Y/n: No way.

Yagoo: HEY YOU BETTER CLEAN THAT U-

Y/n: Oh man, now I'm sad. Maybe I should cancel the contract afterall.

Yagoo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Y/n: Just kidding.

Yagoo: You little- You almost gave me a heart attack you know?

Y/n: Well I have an idea to give her the best farewell ever.

Yagoo: Can you explain?

Y/n: Ofcourse. Sooo how about this.

Y/n whispers to Yagoo

Y/n: .....and....then......we.....like.....done!

(Im sorry but this is for the best, no spoilers of Y/n's ultimate plan!)

Yagoo: AH WHAT A GOOD PLAN! SUBARASHIIII!

Y/n: Told you!

Yagoo: Let's go execute it in the middle of her stream!

Y/n: You got it!

(Timeskip brought to you by a crying chibi Y/n and the Hololive members getting hugged by a Motherly Coco)

Everyone in the Hololive building apart from Coco, who was preparing for her last stream (😓), was in the staff room with Yagoo

Yagoo: Now that me and Y/n here has explained the plan, anyone have any questions or objections?

Everyone apart from Y/n and Yagoo: Nope! Let's go everyone!

Y/n: This will be the best farewell in the history of the internet

Yagoo: I still have no idea just ehat crazy thing is in your brain to think of this!

Y/n: Hahahaha!

Yagoo: Well let's not waste anymore time, she already started the waiting part.

Y/n: I can see that!

Y/n pulls up his phone and calls someone

???: Hello?

Y/n: It's me Y/n, commence the plan.

???: Oh geez Y/n, I don't know how you made me agree to this. If I get fired you'll find me a good paying job right?

Y/n: Yeah!

???: Alright, well I'm starting. You better make me not regret this.

At Coco's streaming room

Coco just now stopped her waiting stream and opened her camera and mic.

Coco: Ah... Good morning madafakas! I'm Kiryu Coco and thank you for watching!

Her chat's flooded with crying emojis and goodbye coco

Coco: Oi min'na didn't I tell you not to cry?! Ya!

Coco puts a bat on screen and hits her viewers

All of the viewers said Ow!

Coco: Ahem. Well... I'm... Thankful to be with you guys!

But then suddenly there was a big white text on her screen that said "Please look around, this is not a threat just look around ^^"

Coco: I don't know what that is but I'll trust you...

Coco turned around and waited

Then suddenly Y/n bust through a wall in her streaming room, holding wine

Y/n: WOOOOOOH! CHEERS COCO! THANKS FOR BEING WITH US!

All the Hololive members followed behind as well and they held wine in their hands too

Coco: I-i-isnt that wall made out of concrete!!!? And th-th-tha-t-t THANK YOU EVERYONE!

Coco got up from her chair and group hugged everyone including Y/n and Yagoo

Coincidentally Y/n was next to her so it was awkward for him but he still went with it since she was going to leave

Pekora: Ne Coco peko! Make sure you *sniff* call us back once in a while okay peko?!

Coco: Yes!

Watame: I'll give you some of my wool as a handke- *sniff* rchief!

Coco: Waaaa! I'm gonna miss all of you!

Y/n watching from the sidelines with Yagoo

Y/n: Ah. Let them have their moment.

Yagoo: Are you sure you're not going to join them?

Y/n: I... Can't.

Yagoo: What do you mean?

Y/n: I... Don't work here. I'm just a collaborator, and I'm not even sure she's comfortable with me here. I'm still a stranger in her eyes.

Yagoo: Oh come on don't be a party pooper!

Y/n: I'm afraid I can't avoid it in this situation.

Y/n pops the wine cork open with a single twist

Yagoo sweatdrops

Yagoo: A-Arent those like really hard to pull out? And to think he simply twisted it off like a bottle cap...

Y/n drinks from the wine bottle

Y/n: But man, I'm gonna miss her. She was really funny and fun to watch.

Yagoo: Ohoho~ are you sure it's not something else~?

Yagoo bumps Y/n's shoulders

Y/n: He-hey cut it out I'm still holding my wine!

Y/n balances his wine and fortunately it didnt fall

Korone: Hey Coco do you know who planned this whole thing?

Coco: Ehh? Was it Kanata?

Okayu: Ahh, no!

Coco: Hmm. Watame?

Watame: Um no...

Coco: Then who?

Everyone of the Hololive girls point to Y/n having fun drinking with Yagoo

Coco: Yagoo old man?

Kanata bonks Coco

Coco: ow! What was that for?

Kanata: It's not Yagoo! It's Y/n! The new guy from like a week ago!

Coco: Him...? Why did he do all this for... Me?

Coco was starting to have a light blush????????? 😳😳😳😳

Kanata: I don't know myself, but I think he cares for everyone here!

Kanata and the Hololive members: come on thank him! This wouldn't be possible without him!

Coco: U-u-um okay!

Coco nervously and slowly walks towards Y/n and Yagoo

Yagoo: So then I started to despair! Hahahaha! But when you came I got alot of hope!

Y/n: Oh really?! Hahahaha!

Yagoo: Hey hey! Let's see who can drink more! A competition!

Y/n: You're on!

Yagoo brings the shots earlier

One was slightly different colored though

Yagoo each pours wine on both shots

Y/n had the different colored cup... For plot reasons

Yagoo/Y/n: Cheers!

Coco: NO WAIT THAT'S MY ASACOCO-

Y/n and Yagoo drink

Y/n: Woah... What's that!? That was strong!

Yagoo: Huh? What're you talking about? It's regular wine?

Y/n: Hey... Why's there a dog here

Korone: huh?

Y/n: N-no... Theres a.... Differe....nt... Do..g

Y/n falls unconscious

But luckily Coco catches him before he fell

Coco: Yagoo that was my asacoco container!

Yagoo: I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE!

Coco: Well he should be fine, it's not lethal or anything...

The Hololive members and Yagoo all look at Coco with a "Ohh I see what you did there, sneaky" kind of look

Coco: I-I-ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!!

Y/n: Oooh... Soft pillow...

Y/n smooshes his head between Coco's.... Breasts...

Hololive members: COCOOOOOOO!!!

Yagoo: LET'S F*** GOOOOOO! WITH THIS Y/N WILL STAY IF HE FORMS A RELATIONSHIP WITH COCO!

Y/n: Ah...ehaheh.... Ooh... Shiny...

Coco was blushing intensely

Coco accepted it and just headpats Y/n to sleep so he can get on a proper bed until the drug wears off

Coco sings a small lullaby to make Y/n sleep

Y/n: Mom... I miss you..

And with that Y/n falls asleep

Coco takes a sigh

Yagoo: Congratulasyons!

Coco: YAMEROOOO!

Coco uppercuts Yagoo

(End special Chapter and chapter 34)

Goodbye Coco!!!!!!! WE WILL ALL MISS YOU!!!!

SPAM F TO THIS SENTENCE!!!

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