《Don't Want To See You In The Next Life (Volume1)》Chapter 32
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The next day was Sunday. Xia Lin was called out by Xia Liang while eating. After lunch, Zhou Shuo received a call from Song Yan. He looked around, secretly found a secluded room, and pressed the answer button.
"What's the matter?"
Song Yan cursed on the phone, "Why are my calls not getting through? Is Xia Lin having a problem with his phone?"
"He has no problem with his mobile phone," Zhou Shuo said. "He just blacklisted you."
"Black? List? Me?" Song Yan was so surprised that he could not wait to add a question mark after each word.
"Why did he put me on the blacklist? Where did I offend him? Why is he uncaring?"
Zhou Shuo expressionlessly said, "Master Song, what happened last night...how much do you remember?"
"Well. I remember I was drinking on the rooftop last night, and then Xia Lin came, and I seemed to punish him to drink a can, and then. . . what happened then?"
Zhou Shuo remained silent.
"Hey! Just talk, don't follow the death of your master!"
Zhou Shuo said slowly: "You forced the second young master to drink, then squatted at his feet and pulled his trousers and cried..."
Before he could finish his words, Song Yan had already begun to jump his feet: "No, I actually did such a shameful thing! Tell me honestly, did Xia Lin laugh at me fiercely at the time? Did he bully me?"
"That's not true..." Zhou Shuo continued to say slowly, "He originally planned to let me and him carry you home but he didn't think..."
"What's wrong?" Song Yan held his breath involuntarily, praying that he would not do anything more embarrassing.
"What do you think? You suddenly slammed the Second Young Master..."
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"What?"
". . .kissing him on his face. . ."
"..." Song Yan began to gasp.
". . . stuck your tongue in."
Song Yan gasped to suffocation.
"Finally, you laughed and said - What's so great about homosexuality? Is it not just being a man? Lao Tzu can do it too."
There is no sound on the other end of the phone.
After a while, Zhou Shuo asked, "Master Song, are you still alive?"
"Still angry."
Zhou Shuo was very considerate and did not ask any more questions. He felt that Song Yan might need to breathe for a long time.
Sure enough, after a long while, Song Yan recovered some sanity and said anxiously: "No, no, Zhou Shuo, I need to explain this matter!"
"It's useless to explain to me. I'm not the one you slammed."
"Who wants to slam you? No, don't talk nonsense. Give your phone to Xia Lin, hurry up!"
"Oh, wait a minute."
Zhou Shuo walked to the door of Xia Lin's bedroom with his mobile phone and knocked on the door unhurriedly: "Second Young Master, Song Yan called and said he wanted you to answer it."
"Let him stay there and don't bother me."
Xia Lin was tortured by a super-abnormal geometric question so he doesn't want to listen to the phone call outside the door.
Zhou Shuo conveyed to the phone: "Second Young Master asks you to stay there and don't bother him."
"You tell him that if he doesn't answer the phone, I will kill your house directly!" Zhou Shuo then repeated Song Yan's original words to Xia Lin in the door.
At this time, Xia Liang was going upstairs to take a nap. After passing by Xia Lin, he heard Zhou Shuo's second sentence and asked after a pause: "Which guy is too courageous and dare to kill us?"
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Song Yan on the phone was as quiet as a chicken for a second.
Xia Liang didn't need to guess and knew that Song Yan must be on the phone. He told Zhou Shuo explicitly but he told Song Yan secretly: "The college entrance examination is coming soon. Don't go running around and read more books."
Zhou Shuo stood upright and said respectfully, "Okay, young master."
After Xia Liang entered the bedroom, Zhou Shuo whispered to the mobile phone: "Master Song, I guess the second master is still angry. I haven't seen him smile since I came back last night. Anyway, I will go back to class tomorrow. Why don't you wait to go to school and ask him to explain in person?"
"Eh, eh, eh." Song Yan nodded like a little chicken.
He doesn't know if he did something wrong, he can still stalk Xia Lin. But when he heard that Xia Liang was at home, he immediately stopped.
: yoooooo! The people of Zhejiang sends a congratulatory message!
: The people of Hunan sends a congratulatory message!
: The people of Shandong sends a congratulatory message! Hello, straight man. We meet again, hiahiahia~
: Are you sure he is straight? Which straight guy would kiss his buddy with his tongue...
: I was told that I was drunk and I had no idea what I was doing!
: Stop quibbling. You are the real you when you are drunk. (Back to the 4th floor, the steel straight man has become a stalk in the host, hiahiahia~)
: Hahaha I understand you! I came here too. Hello, Straight Guy! Straight Guy, confess to you guys!
: Oh, it has developed so fast! I was sent over by the building next door with a dazed expression.
: +1 to the face of confusion! These days, straight men of steel start faster than those who are bent. I am optimistic about you, host. What is a tongue kiss? Don't care about it!
: Hey, don't gloat! The original poster is still struggling in dire straits!
: Host, stop howling. Let's confess quickly otherwise the friends who reach the mouth will fly away.
: Come on. Waiting for you to come back and abuse the dog, the host!
:.....................
(Note: I'm not quite sure how to translate or rephrase some parts since I'm not familiar with their slang. Hope you're not confused with the way I phrased them 💜)
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