I am back from my month hiatus! Please read the a/n at the end of the chapter, it's important!

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In which the heroes and sidekicks meet up to discuss Nighteye's new toy.

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an overwhelming itch on her elbow, courtesy of Hawks's flirty feather. She groggily widened her eyes, only to see the familiar blinding white lights of the infirmary.

"My weenus..." [Name] drooled, sitting up in bed. However, the girl soon realized that she was not in the best position to scratch her elbow, as one of her arms was in a cast and the other was doping up on an IV drip (😎 💦 ).

[Name] leaned forward and obnoxiously tried to bite her elbow before the door to her room burst open, causing the girl to roll off her bed and almost fall face-first on the ground.

"Damn bitch, you live like this?"

Strong arms gently wrapped around the [h/c] haired girl's body. The owner's gentle and warm skin sent mini electrical pulses through [Name]'s veins, not painful, but enough to fully wake her up.

[Name] looked up to see a gorgeous blonde nurse, who was wearing a tight uniform. She had big tibbies, (not that [Name] was looking), and a dark streak through her hair. If [Name] wasn't high off her ass on meds right now, she probably would have been able to tell that it was Kaminari wearing a nurse uniform with fake implants on his chest.

"Thanks Denise, I'll give you a smooth in return," [Name] said, giving a thankful kiss to Kaminari's cheek but missing and instead making out with the air beside him, causing him to rethink why he was here 'just to suffer 💔.'

"[Name], it's Kaminari. I had to sneak in here because it's past visiting hours-- woah, your bandages are bleeding, let me get that for you," Kaminari grinned as he grabbed some gauze and alcohol.

"I don't really trust you to be my nurse but okay..." [Name] snorted as Kaminari slid out of his uniform, a pair of shorts and a shirt underneath. "No, what?! What are you doing! Put the uniform back on!"

"Too bad [Name], if you want me to wear a skirt you're gonna have to wait till Femboy Friday," Kaminari huffed, shattering the hopeful expression on her face.

With focused golden eyes, the blonde leaned in towards [Name]'s face as he gently swabbed at her facial wounds, making her wince.

"Talk to me [Name]." Kaminari said softly as he worked on her face, trying to get her mind off the wounds.

"Okay, uh-- Bro, think about it. If you remove the 's' from society and then remove the rest of the word and replace it with Minecraft you get the word Minecraft, 😩😩😩😳😳 Bro we live in Minecraft..." [Name] said in between the stinging pain.

"Does that mean we can put our beds together?" Kaminari smirked. "Maybe even cuddle and hold hands?"

"Bet," [Name] said, reaching for one of Kaminari's free hands. She gently lifted it and wound her fingers between his, causing him to blush furiously and become slightly shaky.

"You flirt with me so boldly and can't even handle holding hands?" [Name] snorted. "Come on pussy, you must be used to this kind of shit."

"N-No-- I mean yes, I mean-- It's different with you." He said quietly, avoiding eye contact.

"Different with me? How? I'm just one of the bros--"

"Um-- You know, forget it." Kaminari sighed. [Name] raised an eyebrow but shrugged, dropping the subject.

Kaminari shifted himself behind the girl, his legs on either side of her body comfortably. He gently lifted up her shirt and began swabbing a back wound as she hissed softly in response.

"Why do you smell like vodka pina colada?" The golden-haired male sniffed as he furrowed his eyebrows. "NO WAY! DID YOU GET WASTED WITHOUT ME?! YOU PEEPEE POOPOO HEAD!"

"Remember Denki, pee comes from the balls. But poo.... Poo comes from the heart."

"Ooooh you want to kiss me so bad," Denki stared at [Name] intensely, pulling her into his lean chest and poking her side playfully.

"We can kiss if you stop acting like a horny kid on Roblox," [Name] raised an eyebrow, but then winced as Kaminari cleaned up a particular wound.

"Looking for a hot roblox gurlfriedn. 69/demigod/sexy/lesbian/half angel/half demon/depressed. Oh, also what even happened? How many villains shid and came their pants at the sight of your glorious phatass?" Kaminari asked.

"Let's just say I got that bread, got that head, then left--"

"WHAT?!" Kaminari wailed, grabbing [Name]'s shoulder and shaking her violently. "NOOOOO!"

"You did WHAT?!" Aizawa's voice said angrily from the doorway.

"EEEk!" Kaminari screeched as Aizawa shot a piercing glare towards him, as the blonde was currently sitting behind his daughter in a compromising position.

"Out, Kaminari."

"Sir w-we weren't doing any-"

"BARK BARK ARF WOOF GRR!!!" Aizawa barked loudly.

Kaminari yelped and scurried out of the room, leaving [Name] to gulp as her father glared her down, crossing his arms with disappointment.

"Really? You went into a BAR? God, [Name], how did they even let you in?!"

"Um... my ID?" [Name] paled, reaching into her pocket and handing the small card, which was not in fact her ID, to her father.

"I guess I'll have to give it to Hawks when he gets off his shift at KAWAII KFC™," Aizawa sighed and pocketed the ID.

"Wait wher-"

"Whatever. I'm just glad you're safe, but you need to be more careful. I mean, the amount of money I've spent on therapy for you is concerning."

"Sorry, it's not like I'm asking for villains and nomus to come vore my cheeks while i'm peeing," [Name] fell back onto the hospital bed with sadness and sorrow.™

Somedays I eat the ass, but lately the ass do be eating me a whole lot. How sad.

"Now, we're going to have to talk about your involvement in Shie Hassaikai mission."

"W-What?" [Name] paled. "I didn't mess up our mission, technically! A-and I got some valuable information! Don't kick me off!"

"That's not for only me to decide. [Name], you seem to get in lots of trouble."

"Dad, I promise I'll be careful! I swear! Just please, try to convince them to let me do this mission... I need to help save Eri..." [Name] mumbled, looking at the ground. Her head then snapped up, her [e/c] eyes looking deep into Aizawa's. They were serious, and grounded. "Plus, I've been training hard."

"We'll see," Aizawa huffed. "It could be months before we even get enough intel to storm their base."

"Maybe," [Name] shrugged.

"Are you sure you didn't do anything to jeopardize the mission?" Aizawa glared at [Name], raising an eyebrow suspiciously.

"Don't worry dad, I totally didn't give everyone in that club the gawk gawk 3000 supersoaker vacuum cleaner-"

"Don't you mean the hawk hawk 3000?" Hawks, out of nowhere, strutted in like a model, carrying a bouquet of flowers that said 'geet bettor soon bb burd xoxo', his shiny golden hair bouncing.

"DAMNNN!" [Name] frothed, as the blonde was still in his KAWAII KFC™ uniform from his shift earlier.

"BARK BARK ARF ROOF GRRRR!" Aizawa chased after Hawks, causing him to shriek and run out of the room with terror.

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"HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! DO YOU KNOW HOW HUNGRY I AM?! IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES, AND I STILL DON'T HAVE MY FUCKING MCNUGGETS WITH EXTRA ITALIAN DRESSING ON TOP!" [Name] screeched, hanging up her phone before the person on the other side could respond.

"Are ya winning, daughter?" Aizawa asked, suddenly opening [Name]'s dorm room door.

The [h/c]-haired girl, who was currently gaming, turned around and stared awkwardly at her father for a whole ass minute as she quickly closed all her Neko Hentai games and switched the tab to Minecraft, continuing to mine diamonds.

"Imma act like I didn't see that," Aizawa mumbled. "Anyways, I got a call from the agency. They need us to go down there right now."

"Now? It's like, 3 AM," [Name] groaned.

"Yeah. They should have called you too. Didn't you get a call?" Aizawa asked.

[Name] thought hard for a second and suddenly paled. Maybe that call she had gotten 5 minutes ago was actually important.

"... Oh. I guess that wasn't my McNugget delivery man."

"C'mon, get ready fast-- We have to go," Aizawa said.

[Name] nodded, but as her father left, the urge to sleep hit her like a truck. After all, she usually stayed up till 3 am at the latest.

"Maybe 5 minutes is okay," She nodded to herself, drifting off to sleep.

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"DAMN BITCH! WAKE YOUR LAZY ASS UP!" Ochaco screamed in an unfittingly sweet tone, banging on [Name]'s door as if the cheap ass hinges that were barely covered by school debt weren't about to break off any second.

"Shut the fuck up, it's Miku Monday and I need sleep," [Name] groaned, holding a pillow over her face with one hand. Ochaco kicked open the door and walked into the room with her sweet smile.

"[Name], it's time to leave! We're 10 minutes late!"

"5 more minutes..." [Name] mumbled, grabbing Ochaco's hand and pulling her down. The girl shrieked as she stumbled into [Name]'s bed, who in her half-asleep state wrapped her arms around Ochaco and cuddled the shit out of her.

"We have to g-go," Ochaco blushed slightly as she awkwardly patted [Name]'s head.

"Fiiine," [Name] groaned. Ochaco grabbed [Name]'s legs and pulled the [h/c]-haired girl onto her back, letting [Name] wrap her arms around her shoulders.

"How about I carry you there?"

"Ochaco, I eat like 4 bowls of ramen and 7 double cheeseburgers a day, I'll probably crush your bones with my gorgeous phatass in about 2 minutes" [Name] said, but settled her face in the crook of the girl's neck to relax.

"Don't worry, you're fine. I'm strong!" Ochaco grinned. "Plus, I just used my quirk on you, so you're light anyways. Just... Don't let go, or you'll fly into the sun..."

"Bold of you to assume I DON'T want to drift into space," [Name] huffed.

"You two got a message from the agency as well?" Kirishima said as he and Midoriya peeked their heads in the room.

"Do you want me to carry her?" Midoriya asked.

"She's mine, don't make me hiss at you," Ochaco glared. "I was a wolf girl in 5th grade, don't underestimate me."

"U-Uh, okay!" Midoriya paled and held his hands up with mercy.

About 20 minutes later, as everyone took their seats on the train, [Name] pulled out her phone and went on Tiktok to pass the time.

"Is that... Dabi? Dancing to WAP?" Midoriya deadpanned, watching the burnt bacon man twerk on the floor with precision.

"He is so powerful, what a king. I can die happy now," [Name] stated, swiping down to look at more videos.

"POV: I'm your kidnapper and I tie you up and I'm about to kill you but you're kind of cute so I just wink and leave and also you call me daddy-- what is this shit?" [Name] gagged.

Then, the [h/c]-haired girl almost peed her pants as she saw shirtless Hawks slide on the screen, doing some very shitty acting and lip synching.

"This can't be happening right now..." Tears began to flow out of [Name]'s eyes. Hawks? A shitty straight POV tiktokker? [Name] turned off her phone and the rest of the train ride was spent in gruesome silence.

Finally, the group reached the agency building and walked in, only to be met with the numerous heroes that were assigned onto the mission, including an adorable Nejire who was wrapped in her hair sleepily.

[Name] blushed slightly upon seeing Tamaki standing next to her in a casual sleepwear tee. He was lean, but it was easy to see his sleek muscles and abs through the shirt, and not to mention he looked so comfy in his nightclothes that [Name] an unexpected urge to hug him tightly and steal his warmth, although the girl had barely known him for a month.

[Name] and Tamaki exchanged quick and awkward eye contact with each other, and then the group walked inside as the dark-haired boy held the door open for everyone.

"Ouch, no wonder my ass is so flat, maybe this agency could afford better chairs," [Name] grunted the plastic chair she was forced to sit on lovingly numbed her cheeks.

"WHAT?!" Rock Lock said loudly in disbelief. "This 'Eri' girl is in their stronghold?!"

"Yes.. In the residence of the head of the Hassaikai..." Ryuku said, deep in thought.

"The head? You mean that guy who was bonked the fuck out?" [Name] wondered, choosing to forget that she almost killed the man by pulling his plug.

"So all that investigation was for nothing?" Rock Lock protested.

"It wasn't all for nothing," [Name] whispered to herself, creepily pulling the souvenir she had gotten from her mission out of her pocket-- Shigaraki's coconut bra.

"No. We still gathered some data." Nighteye said.

"How?"

Nighteye, with an intensely serious look on his face, pulled out a disgustingly pink girls toy called "Gung-Ho! Glitter Squad 10!" action figures.

"YOOO NIGHTEYE GOT THE DOLLS FOR TODAY!" [Name] yelled, once again being hit on the head by her father and dramatically falling to the ground.

"A member of the Hassaikai went to a nearby store the other day and bought a girls toy."

"Huh? Maybe he's just into that!" Fatgum protested.

"Yeah, don't kinkshame!" [Name] protested, earning another 'bonk' to the head.

"Anyways, why did you buy one too?" Fatgum paled.

"That is not important. I refuse to comment, nor will I be giving it away." Nighteye said. "Plus, he said something that's weird to say for someone with a hobby like that. I also used my foresight on him and saw Eri."

"So it's decided then," Centipeder said. "We know they'll be there for sure."

"We also worked with the police to get a warrant!" Bubble Girl said. "All that's left is to-"

"HELL YEAH! BEAT THEM THE FUCK UP!" [Name] cheered. "LET'S BURN THAT SHITHOLE DOWN TO THE GROUND!"

"I would have said it differently but yeah 😔..." Bubble Girl sighed.

"WE'RE GONNA DO THIS!" Mirio cheered as well, hoisting [Name] up on his shoulders like a rag doll and tossing her in the air for revolutionary effect.

"YeEAAAaaAhHHHhhhHHH--" [Name] tried to keep yelling, but her poor brain, already having gone through so much, was starting to get a little rattled by Mirio's jumping around. Tamaki reached up with his arms, wrapping them around her waist, and helped her down with a furious blush on his face, as much as he didn't want to touch any other living human being.

Well, maybe [Name] didn't count.

"Thanks, Tama!" [Name] said brightly. The boy simply looked away and mumbled some incoherent words.

As the meeting was adjourned for tonight, all the heroes and sidekicks were starting to disperse.

"Ah, you three together! Perfect." Nighteye said.

Three? [Name] thought. She turned around to see Kirishima staring at her and Tamaki, who were standing oddly close together, with an unreadable expression on his face.

"Yes, you three. I have a special mission for you to take on with Fatgum." Nighteye said. "We have all our intel needed to start planning a raid on the residence. However, any extra information can help. I have received a tip that the villains are holding a meeting at a certain shady location 2 days from now. Can you three go and check it out? Only if you are comfortable, of course."

"Don't worry, I was made for this job," [Name] cracked her knuckles and smirked.

"Really? You already forgot yesterday's mission? This you? 😐," Aizawa held up an image of [Name] looking CRUSTY as hell in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over her face, hooked up to many Ivs.

As [Name] cried in the corner like the baby bitch she was, Fatgum agreed to do the mission which meant she would get to anyways. Fun! More near-death experiences to satisfy [Name]'s craving of adrenaline rushes.

"Alright then. Best of luck tomorrow." Nighteye nodded, walking away.

"So umm.. [Name]!" Kirishima grinned, turning towards the [h/c]-haired female. "Since ya know... We're doing a mission together soon... I was thinking if you maybe wanted to get some takeout or something and make strategies in my dorm room tomorrow night?"

"Yeah! Sure!" [Name] grinned. "Tamaki can come too, since he's the senior of the group!"

Kirishima blankly stared at Tamaki, who was currently being dragged by [Name] who was gripping onto his sleeve.

"Oh, are you sure you want to come, Upperclassman Tamaki? I mean, I'm sure you have a lot of hero course work you need to catch up on-"

"Yeah. I'll come." Tamaki said, surprising himself, as he didn't even stutter. He then paused, looking down at [Name], who was now obviously frolicking through the room and trying to annoy the shit out of Rock Lock and Bubble Girl.

"After all, I am the senior of the group." Tamaki smiled slightly, so small that the average person wouldn't even have been able to tell, and then walked away.

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hey guys so i'm finally back from my month hiatus but i just wanted to let everyone know that i won't be updating as fast anymore. i'm still extremely stressed with college admission tests and my actual classes since school has started so um yeah just wanted to let everyone know why there will be more time between updates

and im also sorry this chapter is kind of a filler but im trying my best to transition between arcs

https://www.wattpad.com/935425448-yakisoba-%E3%8B%9B-misc-plz-report-them?utm_source=web&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share_reading

also ty ty to my discord for convincing me that keigo is on straightok even though i cried and shook