In which [Name] = brain empty.

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Her wounds were now cleaned up and dressed, and the two teenagers were sitting in the bustling city center, away from dark alleyways and villain attacks.

"Does it hurt?" Todoroki asked, after he placed an extra thiqq Garfield bandage (that he had acquired from the nearest pharmacy) onto the wound.

"Well, you basically fingered my neck with an icicle 😔," [Name] sighed. "But yeah, I'm fine. Except my clothes stank."

It was true, [Name]'s clothes did, in fact, "stank." Precisely of a mixture including her blood and Dabi's disgusting 'Axe overload' cologne.

"Well, while we walk around the city we can find a sto-"

"[Name], Todoroki! How convenient to see you guys here! What a coincidence!"

Both teens turned around to see Kaminari, Kirishima, Midoriya, and Bakugo standing behind them.

Yeah, sure it was a 'coincidence.' Todoroki thought bitterly. I know they're all just jealous that it's my turn with the mega magical coochie- I mean [Name].

"POCCHARI, WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT BLOOD?" Bakugo blew up, causing bystanders to turn their heads. "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?!"

"Uh... It's that time of the month."

"Damn, what size 🅱️ussy you wear?" Kaminari snorted, before he was pimp slapped by Kirishima.

Suddenly, [Name] widened her eyes with excitement as she saw a head of fluffy, purple hair milling behind the crowd of 1-a students.

"SHINsOU?!" [Name] screeched, pushing everyone aside to get to him. "HOW ARE YOU HERE RIGHT NOW?!"

"For plot enhancement."

"Wha-"

"Just kidding. The general studies course had their hero exams near you guys. I took a train to get back home since I didn't feel like taking the bus with all the plebes in my class. Unfortunately, I took the wrong train, and here I am."

"I haven't seen you in ages!" [Name] smiled, hugging the purple haired boy, to which he cringed as blood got all over his favorite shirt, which displayed two minions kissing with the word "bananae" above in fancy calligraphy.

It was true. While [Name] and Shinsou had kept in touch by sending each other memes at 2am or ranting about stupid classmates every couple of days, the two had never found an actual chance to meet since both classes were always busy, and the villains had snatched [Name] and Bakugo from the training camp.

"That's true, I haven't seen you in a while, thottie. You basically abandoned me and my cats. You better pay up." The boy said, his hand outstretched expectantly.

"Lord forgive me but I spent all the child support money on apple juice 😂," [Name] replied.

"Damn, then you better start selling some feet pics because I'm starting to feel like Tom motherfucking Nook with the amount of debt you're in rn," Shinsou huffed.

"Damn, so you're a dilf?" [Name] snorted.

"I'm your dilf, babe." Shinsou winked.

"Sir, this is a Mcdonalds Drive thru, what can I getchu?" [Name] blushed.

"Can I get uhhhhhh one will to live?" Kaminari cried quietly in the corner, as his attention whore needs weren't being fulfilled by the [h/c] haired girl.

Mood, Todoroki thought, as he was really just looking forward with a night together with you, but instead got a bunch of idiots from class 1-a and a general course student who looked like eggplant haired Rick-fucking-Sanchez.

"Hey guys, why don't we get [Name] some good clothes that don't smell like the cologne of whatever guy she was hoeing around with?" Bakugo grumbled.

Everyone turned towards Todoroki. The multicolor haired boy raised his hands up in protest.

"I am not the father."

"In other words, it wasn't him. It was actually a villain who wanted to feast on my toes," [Name] snorted.

"Hey, look, there's a store right there! It has clothes, right?" Midoriya said, pointing towards an obnoxiously pink store.

"Midoriya, That's Victoria's Secret. You cannot seriously tell me you don't know what that store is," Kirishima sighed.

"Yeah dude! You're either totally horny or clueless!" Kaminari said. "Most of the time, I'm both!"

"Aw, you innocent bean," [Name] said, ruffling Izuku's bushy green hair. "Well, that seems to be the only place around that looks like it carries clothes, so let's go!"

"LET'S GO THEN!" Bakugo roared, stomping in.

All the workers looked towards the door with pure horror as they saw one singular girl, covered in blood, followed by a gang of boys.

"Victoria, what is this, like, a harem or something?" One of the cashiers fearfully whispered at their big dicc but also wholesome squad energy™.

"Haha, no Jessica! It's more like they're obviously all fighting for her love but she's too scared to pick one person and destroy all the friendships she's made throughout her first year in high school, and so she settles on having non-deep platonic relationships with everyone with little hints of flirting here and there but with no commitment, so at the end of the day she feels alone despite having multiple admirers!" Victoria, her worker friend whispered back to her.

"Damn Victoria, you really do be having all the secrets..." Jessica looked at her, wide-eyed.

"I'm just kidding, I mean, look at her! Brain empty."

"WHAT IS THISSSSS?!" Bakugo yelled loudly, holding up a pink and lacy bra. "A SLINGSHOT? IS THIS SOME HIGH TECH HERO WEAPON GEAR?"

"No, it's a bra. You should try one sometime," Todoroki muttered to the boy, causing him to light the nearest mannequin on fire with one of his explosives.

Meanwhile, Midoriya walked around shyly with a heavy blush on his face, trying not to stare.

Meanwhile, Kaminari tried to practice his 'skills' by undoing a bra with one hand on a mannequin, Kirishima watching with a disappointed look and reminding him that he never got coochie anyways.

"Todoroki?" A deep voice said from behind the front of the store.

"..."

"..."

Everyone froze in pure fear or shock. Well, everyone except for [Name].

"YOOO Endeavor at Victoria's Secret!!! What will he buy 😳?" [Name]'s jaw dropped.

"Dad." Todoroki sighed, uninterested. "You buying those for mom?"

"Oh um... Yes. For that woman." Endeavor cleared his throat, stuffing his belongings in his bag. He then looked at [Name] and Shoto. "So about that quirk marria-"

"Come on, we're leaving." Todoroki said, grabbing [Name]'s wrist and dragging her out of the store.

"You too, hurry up." The half-and-half boy grumbled at Bakugo, who was having an insightful conversation with his favorite role-play enthusiast and fellow big tiddy possessor.

And so, after [Name] had changed into a fresh [f/c] hoodie and some sweatpants, the group went around, window shopping from the numerous stores and eating at the numerous fast food places around the city.

"Hey! A hero fanstore! Let's go in there!" Midoriya said excitedly.

"No, you nerd-" Bakugo was silenced as [Name] put him in a headlock.

"Of course, anything for you Izu!" The girl said, trying to keep him happy.

As the group entered the hero store, [Name] looked around to see the merchandise of many pro heroes displayed. The store was big, and it even had some limited edition items.

[Name] walked up to the cashier.

"Excuse me sir, do you possibly sell 'Original Design Todoroki Shouto Butt Mouse Pad My Hero Academia 3D Butt Ass Anime Mouse Pad?" [Name] asked seriously.

"[Name], I am close to terminating my friendship with you." Todoroki glared.

"Aww, you know you love me!" [Name] said, giving him a head pat. "Now where are the hentai gucci goods?"

"SiR Do YoU cArry AlL MighT BodY pIllOWs?!!#IU$#**(2?!" Bakugo screeched, almost blowing up the entire store.

Finally, Kirishima decided to buy a Red Riot figurine, and Midoriya had decided to buy a Limited Edition All Might poster. Not to mention, Bakugo's bed would be a little extra comfy tonight.

As everyone was waiting for the three to check out, [Name] absentmindedly looked around, not planning to buy anything until her eyes landed on a plushie.

It was a small black cat, wrapped in a gray scarf with yellow glasses over the head. [Name] started to tear up as she held the perfect stuffed toy in her hands.

"Heh, found something you liked?" Shinsou walked over, and despite his cold nature and face, he actually smiled at the plushie. "That's actually kinda cute. You should get it. Uh, no homo, since I basically called your dad cute."

"Hm... Maybe. But I threw all my money at some villains who were chasing me earlier today."

"...Wow. They're villains, not strippers. Well, I'll just buy it for you." Shinsou huffed, taking it from her and standing in line.

"Whaat?! You can't, that's too nice!" [Name] pouted. Shinsou patted her head lightly, despite the dead look in his eyes.

"It's fine. Let me be a little extra nice to you, [Name]."

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"DON'T MINE AT NIGHT!" [Name] screeched.

"I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT THAT CAVE!" Kirishima said in all his manliness.

"AND YOU'RE FEELING KINDA BRAVE!" Shinsou continued.

"GO TO BED YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT!" Kaminari yelled passionately.

The four led the way, screaming the lyrics to minecraft parodies so loud that people turned their head to stare at the absolute fucking doorknobs walking through town.

"Damn, everyone's staring, are my cheeks that big?" [Name] said, nae-naeing on Shinsou for being a flattie.

"Eat my toes, I'm so thick that when I twerk the atmospheric pressure of the entire country of Japan changes," Shinsou scoffed.

"True, I been KNEW by calculating the circumference of thy booty," [Name] said intelligently, leaning back to study them like a scientist.

"Hey guys, how about we get something to FUCKING EAT!" Bakugo raged, tired of hearing the shit spewing out of his classmates' mouths.

How about you shut your freaking mouth? Midoriya thought. Haha JK! I'm too nice to say that to Kacchan. Unless... 😚👉👈

Everyone settled for a casual Japanese restaurant.

"Hey Todoroki, why do you always eat your soba cold?" Kirishima asked.

"So I don't have to boil the water, 😔..." Todoroki sighed.

"F." Midoriya said sadly.

Finally, as they finished the group walked outside... Only to see some type of wreckage scene. A truck was flipped over on the pavement, flames licking up the sides. The flashing lights of police cars were blinding, and nearby, a news reporter stood in front of the scene.

"4 villains were arrested, but were in perfect condition. The group, 'Team Reservoir Dogs,' managed to execute their plan until stopped by some unknown source. They were found beaten as their van and plans were toppled." She stated.

"I feel like this is important," [Name] said, furrowing her eyebrows. Then, she shrugged and stuck an entire rice ball in her mouth. "Whatever."

"Hey Bakugo, do you have a crush on [Name]?"

"WHAAT?! OF COURSE I D-"

"That guy never learns," Kirishima snorted, as Bakugo fell under Shinsou's brainwashing.

"Now Bakugo, I would like you to throw it back on National Television," Shinsou said, and Bakugo ran in front of the news cameras and did just that.

"Any requests?" Shinsou asked.

"Make him do the renegade!" Kaminari and [Name] laughed evilly.

"I'm an old fashioned man, so add some default dancing too, please." Todoroki said.

However, [Name]'s happiness was short-lived, as Bakugo was finally released. As he stomped towards Shinsou (most likely to blow him up) he toppled on [Name] and fell on top of her, conveniently straddling her, and yelling curses at Shinsou, not even bothering to get up.

What a perfect end to a beautiful day. [Name] thought, as the calming warmth from Bakugo's huge, suffocating tiddies crushed her windpipe and internal organs.

]Name] made sure to give all her favorite boys a hug before they left the dazzling and bright city.

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Later that night at the UA dorms, Aizawa was walking around and checking rooms for curfew. He opened [Name]'s room slightly to see her snoring softly (actually more like a demon) with a black cat plushie in her hands.

Aizawa was a little weirded out at first since the cat looked like him, but upon seeing how tightly she was holding it, the man smiled a little bit, a rare sight. As he went to close the door as to not disturb his daughter.

"Dad?" A voice said. Aizawa peeked inside to see [Name] sleepily looking at him. Eraser walked towards his daughter and sat at the end of the bed, next to a white cat, who was curled up peacefully at the foot of the bed.

"Are you okay, [Name]?" He asked, still slightly awkward with the concept of parenting, although he had been with the girl for quite some time.

"Not really. I'm conflicted," [Name] sighed.

"Wanna talk about it?" Aizawa asked monotonously.

"I guess I'm just too scared to ruin my friendships with other people."

"Hmm... What do you mean?" Aizawa asked quietly, deep in thought.

"Sometimes, I feel like I can't live without... Multiple people. And it's so confusing. I feel like what I'm feeling isn't even real or valid because I feel it for so many people." [Name] sighed.

"I see..." Aizawa said. "This is deep. Komaeda moment. But remember [Name], whatever you are feeling is valid. That's a part of growing up. But you know you'll eventually have to focus on one set of emotions for one person, or none at all. It's your choice. What do you feel about your friendships?"

"All my friendships are at this semi-deep, awkward point. Because I've grown attached to so many people, yet I'm scared of commitment. So even though I'm surrounded by people, I feel alone. It's like... This empty space, just sitting in my heart."

"Hm, so like a lacuna?" Aizawa asked, absentmindedly.

"A what?"

"A lacuna is a blank, empty space. How about we make it our word? Whenever that empty spot in your heart hurts... Just think of our word, and no matter what happens, no matter who your heart leads you to, and no matter what happens to your friendships... Even if you're unsure and scared about life, you'll realize you aren't alone, because I'll be supporting you." Aizawa said warmly.

"That sounds... Nice, actually. Thanks, dad." [Name] sleepily said, snuggling into the covers.

"No problem," Aizawa said, a warm feeling running through his chest at being called 'dad'. (and not Eraserdaddy for once).

He gently pulled the covers over his daughter and stood up, quietly walking out of her room.

"I got your back kid. No matter how it ends up, I'll support you. Unless it's Bakugo, god I hope it's not Bakugo." Aizawa joked.

"Good nighttt, Dad!" [Name] laughed as she threw a pillow at him, smiling and once again, dozing off, the word 'lacuna' swimming around her head peacefully.

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balls

balls

balls

balls

o shit it went through

goddamn the first thing i get when i unblock you is 6969 messages of 'balls'

you have been texting me balls every single day since i blocked you

shut the fuck up woman don't you have a life

by the way,,,,,,

why sdid you le t me go toysay

*today

oh

so you finally figured out who i am

yeah

well, i guess i just have a bit of my own trauma

cringe

jk join the club

i been KNOWn ur littel bitchass has truama too

damn it be like that 😔

anyways

you can't tell anyone i hesitated

i don't know how many times we'll cross paths in the future

but next time i won't hesitate bitch

dw, i won't let you put your crusty pedo hands on me either

good, you should keep fighting, keeps things interesting

just between you and me

you're different

in a good way

anyways

goodbye [name]

goodbye dabi

...

...

...

balls?

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ok so basically this chapter is the end of season 3

and i'm still very nervous to write season 4 incase there's any unexpected twists and turns that take part in season 5 but yolo i guess

and since i don't read the manga, nor do i want to put endless and annoying fillers, i think a short break is probably the best idea. (not too long, maybe just like 1.5-2 weeks). probably just until i binge season 4

i'm really debating on when this book should end. it's already like 50 chapters long but i genuinely enjoy writing it, and i don't want it to finish but at the same time,,,, it's so goddamn long

also this is random but i FINALLY got another story on mm and my heart is breaking. also im dyeing my hair like nishinoyas im pumped 😳