In which the licensing exam ends, [Name] thotiness is exposed, and she and Todoroki find themselves in a bit of trouble.

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neck after Camie waved at him, and after realizing that Midoriya got to see her naked.

"Choke him tape daddy," [Name] commented, although quite halfheartedly as she was still confused and scarred from her own hormonal daydreams.

"Shiketsu's coming," Kirishima said quickly, cocking his head and quickly glancing at [Name], who was having a hard time looking him in the eye. The redhead couldn't help but wonder if he did something wrong.

Did I do something? Is this ass too phat for her to handle? Jk. But seriously-

"Bakugo." A tall, hairy man from Shiketsu interrupted Kirishima's inner thoughts. He then started talking about the knockoff Shinsou and how he wanted a "Good Relationship with UA."

"Hey, you with the shaved head." Todoroki said, from beside [Name].

"Don't piss off baldie! He's gonna dookie on you!" [Name] said, squeaking and hiding behind Todoroki as Inasa glared at them.

"Oh, sorry, son of Endeavor..." Inasa said eerily, his eyes glinting with hate. "But I hate guys like you."

"Guys with daddy issues or guys with Big Dicc Energy™?" [Name] asked, trying not to grab Todoroki's luscious cheeks and receiving a smack to the face by the hot and cold boy.

"You've changed a bit since back then, but your eyes are still the same as Endeavor's," Inasa sneered, staring into Todoroki's turquoise eyes. [Name] and Todoroki suddenly went silent as Inasa stalked away.

"My eyes DO NOT look like that crusty dusty old man hoe's eyes." Todoroki grumbled.

"See ya!" Camie said flirtatiously to Izuku, to which he got all flustered. [Name], looking disgusted, was about to say something but was interrupted by a loud alarm.

"The villains have launched a large scale terrorist attack, occurring in all regions of the city. Due to collapsing buildings, many are injured. Heavily damaged roads have delayed the first group of rescue workers!"

The building started to open.

"Until then, the heroes will aid in relief efforts. Save as many lives as you can. Ready...Start!"

The pack of UA students began running together again, with Kaminari, Kirishima, and Bakugo going their own way. [Name] ran next to Midoriya, yet again.

"EVERYONE! Please be careful of the falling debris!" Ojiro yelled.

"Bonk." [Name] said sadly, as a boulder nailed her in the fucking face right on cue.

"😔," Mina said, curing [Name]'s depression slightly.

Izuku suddenly stopped and froze, staring at a collapsed building.

"What's wrong?" [Name] asked, but then she heard it too. "Hey Izuku, what's one thing worst than a r***ist?"

"A CHILD!!" The green-haired boy yelled, dashing towards the sound of the crying kid.

"My grandpa got crushed!" A bloody child cried loudly.

"RIP homie, 😔" [Name] said, but quietly so she wouldn't get points off for being 'insensitive' or whatever.

"Where is he?" Deku asked.

"MINUS POINTS!" The child yelled in a deep voice. "YOU NEED TO CHECK OUT MY CONDITION FIRST!"

Damn bitch, if you keep yelling, we're gonna leave your ass here to die. [Name] thought bitterly.

As Izuku took care of the child, the rest of the group moved on. Everyone then decided to split into smaller groups. [Name] went along with Todoroki, Tsuyu, and Hagakure. The group of four came across an elderly man stranded in a makeshift river.

"I'll get him!" Tsuyu dived in. Todoroki, Hagakure, and [Name] gathered things for a fire to warm the civilian up.

"He's stable. Let's get him back to the first aid area," Todoroki said monotonously.

"I'll go," [Name] nodded, taking the civilian with care. She then made a run for the first aid area, where numerous people from many schools were caring for civilians.

Upon arriving, she saw Izuku and Shindo.

"Here, lay him here and I'll check his injuries," a girl from another school said. [Name] nodded and gently set the civilian down, about to run back towards Todoroki and Tsuyu. However, a large and distant bang echoed throughout the entire stadium.

"FUCKKK! THE COLOSSAL TITAN IS GONNA FEAST ON OUR TOESSS!" [Name] shrieked.

Sadly, as much as [Name] wanted her toes sucked, it was not, in fact, the colossal titan.

Without warning, the wall in front of the first aid center blew up, and [Name] widened her eyes as she saw a familiar figure in front of it.

"SHINDO!" She yelled, pouncing on him. [Name] could barely see anything through the dust, but she tackled and pushed the black-haired boy out of the way of the explosion. As the dust cleared, she saw that he was on top of her, hands on either side of her head.

"Oh uh- well shit, this is awkward, human vibrat- OMPF!"

As another explosion rocked the ground, Shindo grabbed the back of [Name]'s head and pulled her into his chest protectively, as the two were thrown backward. [Name] closed her eyes and grabbed him tightly, so that he would not get hurt either, or they wouldn't separate.

This time, as the two clumsily tumbled to the ground, [Name] awkwardly stared at him for a couple of seconds, thanked him quickly, and scrambled off his body.

"EVACUATE EVERYONE!" [Name] screamed, picking up a child in her arms and rushing some other civilians away from the villains.

Meanwhile, Shindo broke the ground again and Inasa and Todoroki, having their own little rivalry, were fighting off Gang Orca and the villains.

Finally, the alarm that signaled the end of the exam rang across the stadium.

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"Alright everyone, here is a list of people who passed in alphabetical order."

The sleepy announcer stood on a podium in front of the 100 students who had passed. Some were teary-eyed with anticipation, some were nervous, some were praying. [Name] was knocked the fuck out on Izuku's back.

The names suddenly flashed on the screen. Izuku's muscles suddenly tensed under [Name]. The girl woke up and squinted at it.

"I don't see an xxThotSlayerxx up there... I guess I failed. Damn."

"[NAMEEEEE]!" Izuku suddenly dropped the girl, hugging her and spinning her around tightly. "WE BOTH PASSED!"

"Really?!" [Name] grinned happily. "Oh yeah! [Name] Aizawa! I see it!"

Many more people from UA started to excitedly cheer or sigh with relief. It seemed like mostly everyone passed, except...

[Name] turned to see her favorite angry hedgehog looking like someone had sucked his peepee at the wrong angle. Not only that, but Todoroki and Inasa looked like emo Hot Topic employees.

"TODOROKI!" Inasa yelled. He then bowed again, so low that it looked like he was squatting. "I'm sorry! It's my fault you didn't pass!"

"He's taking another doodie on the ground," [Name] said sadly, as Todoroki and Inasa worked it out amongst themselves.

"The top two didn't pass? The hierarchy is falling!" Mineta said creepily, until his (face) cheeks were slapped by Iida.

"We will now pass out your individual results." The announcer said. As [Name]'s stalker FBI agent or whatever gave her a paper, she widened her eyes with disbelief.

"EXCUUUUSE ME? THIS IS WRONG!" [Name] raged, her face red.

"Let me see- HUH?!" Kaminari screeched, looking at her paper. "POINTS OFF BECAUSE YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH SHINDO IN THE BATTLEFIELD?! WAAAH! HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME, [NAME]!"

"Great, now everybody and their mom thinks I'm a hoe." [Name] glared at the blonde.

"Sorry!" He put his hands up in defense. "But they aren't wro-"

"First of all, I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT STUPID BOY!" [Name] whined. "Whatever. Atleast I got an 89."

"Woah, that's really high!" Ochaco grinned.

"I'm really high," Kaminari snorted, ascending into the 7th dimension of consciousness.

"Those of you who passed can now exercise authority in emergency situations like pro heroes." The announcer stated.

"YESSS! NOW I CAN SHOVE HOT TAMALES UP DABI'S ASS!" [Name] cheered, making some other students from other schools fear for her mental health.

"-But your actions and judgements carry a responsibility to society." The announcer glared at [Name]'s loud ass.

"-Excuse me, let me rephrase that. I think society yearns for me to responsibly shove hot tamales up Dabi's ass."

"Those of you who didn't pass, there's still hope. After you attend a 3-month long course and pass an individual test, we will grant you a license."

"You hear that Todoroki?" Izuku smiled.

"Yeah! We'll wait for you!" [Name] grinned. Todoroki turned and stared at the two for a couple of seconds.

The hazy, warm colors of the evening were reflected in his turquoise eye, the one that was a constant reminder of his connection to his past. But his eyes were soft, and he was even smiling a little, which was a sight worth seeing.

"I'll catch up... Soon."

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[Name] stood silently outside the building, the warm breeze slightly tousling her [h/c] locks. It was already time to leave- buses were lined up at the curb for the many schools.

However, as said earlier by Aizawa, UA had booked some hotel rooms in the city, as the drive back was quite long.

"Aizawa!" Miss Joke called. The hairs on the back of [Name]'s neck stood up, as she whipped around and glared at the Shrek haired woman yet again, with Izuku holding her back.

"What is it now?" [Name]'s father sighed exasperatedly.

"We should do a joint practice sometime."

"Hm... I agree with you, for once."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Both adults turned their heads to see [Name] on her knees. "PLEASE NO! I BEG YOU!"

"[Name]? I thought you would have liked to see Shindo again! You know, I saw his report! Apparently he got points off for making out with you on the battlefield."

"WhAT?!" Izuku yelled, clearly looking upset.

"Is this true, or another one of your jokes?" Aizawa asked, but then snorted. "Of course it's not true, [Name] would NEVER get some 😂."

[Name]'s jaw dropped open as she curled up on the ground and cried herself to sleep, right there on the concrete.

"TODOROKI!" Inasa yelled, stomping over. "I look forward to seeing you at the remedial course. I WILL NOT, however, be deleting my Endeavor hate page on Twitter. Sorry."

"Cool, I have one too," Todoroki said as the two exchanged usernames.

Finally, the bus had taken them to the hotel they were staying at. Apparently, Joke's class was also staying at the same place, because their school was far as well. Not something that [Name] was particularly excited about.

Kaminari and Kirishima were still talking about the exam as class 1-a entered the hotel lobby.

"Next time, you should work on your abusive language!" Kaminari said to Bakugo, but the blonde hedgehog looked like he was about to bust a nut of aggression while Kaminari metaphorically shid his pants.

"Speaking of shid," [Name] sighed.

"Nobody said anything about-"

"I need to pee. Can someone hold my wig? Anybody?" [Name] said, and then dashed off to the bathroom because she was literally about to pee herself.

"That poor girl... Every time she tries to pee some villain attacks her." Iida sighed sadly, wiping away a tear.

"I'm pretty sure she's still holding in her pee from that Nomu incident at the Nightclub," Sero nodded. Ochaco brushed off the two boy's statements with a relaxed smile.

"Don't worry, there totally aren't any villains nearby! Hey, did you notice Camie left early?"

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[Name] sighed contently to herself. She had finally been able to shower and take a short nap. It was now 9:00, and like promised this morning, Todoroki was going to come by [Name]'s room at 10 pm.

The [h/c] haired girl opened her suitcase and rummaged through everything to find something cute to wear.

Wanting to be comfortable, she finally settled on a cute, oversized 'strawberry milk' shirt with black sweats that said... 'stop looking at my dick.'

Finally hearing a knock, [Name] opened the door, expecting to see Todoroki... But instead saw Shindo.

"You're not Todoroki." [Name] dumbly said, flopping on her bed.

"Yeah, no shit." Shindo said, inviting himself in without asking. "So, I just wanted to say-"

"Yeah yeah, I know you don't like me, don't worry, the feeling's mutu-"

"-Sorry." The boy said, looking down.

"What?" [Name] furrowed her eyebrows. "For what?"

"If I hadn't been in the way of the explosion, we would have never gotten points off. So... I'm sorry." He choked out, glaring at the floor.

"Well... It's fine, don't worry about it. Besides, you... Helped me during the second explosion," [Name] blushed slightly as she remembered him tucking her into his chest protectively.

"Yeah." Shindo said awkwardly, staring at her for a few seconds.

"By the way, why do your sweatpants say-"

"[Name]?" A deep voice said from the doorway. [Name] looked to her left to see Todoroki standing there, staring warily at Shindo.

"Well, it was nice talking to you, but uhh.." The girl shot some cursed finger guns at Shindo as she walked away. "I'm gonna go now. Bye!"

"What did he want?" Todoroki asked, and then paled. "Did you actually make out with him?"

"What?! No, no!" [Name] grumbled. She then took in Todoroki's appearance. He also looked clean, well-rested, and had obviously tended to his minor scrapes and cuts, leaving him with a cute hello kitty bandaid under his right eye.

"Aw!" [Name] pointed it out.

"Shut up. It was the only one the nurses had," Todoroki blushed, looking at the ground. The boy wore a casual, oversized pink and white sweatshirt with black skinny jeans and vans.

"Hey, your sweatshirt matches my shirt!" [Name] grinned. The boy simply blushed and looked her up and down, finding himself staring at [Name]'s sweatpants.

"[Name], why do your sweatpants say-"

"FOOD!" The girl yelled, and rushed towards the food stalls on the street. Todoroki rolled his eyes and followed close behind. This was his promise to the girl on the day that she neutered Bakugo and Izuku-

-he would take her out to the city to eat food and explore.

"Are you trying to buy the whole stall?" Todoroki sweatdropped as [Name]'s arms were full of food.

"Yep, now pay up sugar daddy," [Name]'s fatass laughed evilly.

"I am not your diabetic father, so I do not know what you mean," Todoroki said as he handed the cashier his debit card.

The two decided to take a shortcut to the city center by walking down an alleyway, but eventually got lost.

"No service," Todoroki cursed, holding his phone up.

[Name] looked around. The alleyway seemed dark and quite disturbing, but there was a small apartment at the end of the dark street. It didn't look too shady- perhaps whoever was home could give them directions?

She started to walk towards the apartment before she felt someone's large and warm hand grab her own.

"Wait, [Name], you idiot," Todoroki said. "You're not going alone."

[Name] nodded as he walked alongside her, their steps falling in sync. Their hands were still entwined, as both were too nervous and too comforted by each other's touch to let go. Todoroki heated up a little at the thought.

Finally, they stopped in front of the pitch-black door and [Name] knocked on it.

No response.

The girl grabbed the doorknob and twisted it. Meanwhile, Todoroki facepalmed, because what crackhead breaks into some random stranger's house?

She finally swung the door open.

"PIZZA DELIVER- Oh shit."

"..."

Sitting on the ground in a circle, criss-cross, were Dabi, Shigaraki, and Toga, doing... Face masks.

"Toga, stOP THE JAZZ MUSIC-" Shigaraki yelled, cucumbers falling off his crusty eyes.

The blonde quickly jumped up and paused the computer, which was previously playing James Charles tutorials. Shigaraki didn't even bother to wipe off his fluffy bubble face mask as he stood up.

"[NAMEEEEE]!!!! COME PLAY WITH US!!!" Toga lovingly (and psychotically) said, squealing and waving her monokuma plushie violently in the air, which had a knife going straight through its pp 😔.

"[Name]! I knew you couldn't stay away!" Dabi grinned evilly, his face covered in a pink unicorn poop confetti face mask.

Todoroki's grip on [Name]'s hand tightened as he started to back away, dragging [Name] along with him.

"Aww, Todo, do we have to leave? They're just vibing! They rlly do be practicing self-care and I want to join!" [Name] whined.

"[Name], they've been convicted of mass murder! Let's go!" Todoroki grunted back, pulling the female away. She quickly waved at her villain acquaintances and also former kidnappers.

"Aight, so imma head out 🦍-"

And so, [Name] and Todoroki were running away at the speed of Iida in a rainbow dash fursuit, weaving in and out of dark alleyways, with three villains dashing after them in glittery, monogrammed bathrobes.

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someone date me p l z

also I KNOW SHINDO HAS A GF BUT IDC BC IM A WHORE