In which [Name] makes sure yet ANOTHER few people won't have kids, shows her territorial side, and aims to make her father proud in the licensing exam.

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time high as crimson eyes glared deep into emerald ones. Both boys' hands were suspended in midair, hovering over the handle of a certain door that led into a [h/c] haired girl's dorm room.

"Deku... Back off! I'll wake her up," Bakugo huffed, reaching for the handle.

Midoriya quickly grabbed it first, making the ashy blonde growl in fury, but surprisingly, Bakugo had the sense to not blow up the dorm rooms and cause a scene.

5 minutes prior to the intense situation, Aizawa had asked one of the two boys to go wake up [Name], as today was the day everyone was leaving for the hero exams, and his disappointment of a daughter was still asleep in her bed.

Both boys had rushed for her door, which led to the current predicament, which went unnoticed to everyone else as they were loading the buses and preparing for the trip.

"I got here first," Midoriya said, his voice slightly shaky but his eyes determined. Bakugo said nothing as Midoriya opened the door, but silently brooded in the back.

Upon entering, Midoriya gently smiled at the sight of [Name] sprawled out on the bed with her limbs at odd angles, slobbering onto the pillows. Her lack of elegance was quite cute to the freckled male.

What an angel. Midoriya thought to himself.

"Wow, she looks like complete ass," Bakugo snorted. Midoriya whipped around and glared at Bakugo.

Then, the green-haired boy gingerly walked up to the [h/c] haired female and shook her gently, flinching at even her slightest movement.

"[Name], wake up!" Midoriya whispered. Bakugo rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"She's not gonna wake up if you're a pussy," Bakugo grumbled. He stomped up to the girl and shoved her roughly at the force of a trillion wet farts.

"..."

"OoOF!" Bakugo screeched, as the girl had swiftly punched him in the balls faster than Iida in the new Lightning Mcqueen Heelies™ he had gotten for Christmas.

Midoriya smirked with pride at the thought of knowing the girl better than Bakugo did.

"If you were her best friend like me, you would know that you can't just- oOF!" Midoriya also crumpled to the ground as [Name] kicked him in the balls too, still in deep sleep and mumbling something along the lines of "you mess with me, you get cbt 😳"

"WAKE UP YOU STUPID BITCH!" Bakugo yelled, holding onto what was left of his assaulted peepee and what was left of his sanity.

"My hero name should be the Infertilizer..." [Name] kind of laugh-slurred in her sleep, obviously not realizing what she was doing outside of her dreams.

Midoriya had long since fainted with a heavy blush over his face, as this bitch really left her bra on the bathroom floor, leading him to slip on it and catapult onto the ground with embarrassment.

"What's all the commotion?" A silent, strong voice said from the doorway. The two boys halted their ungodly, chaotic screeching and turned their heads towards the voice only to see a calm Todoroki.

"Mind your own business, half and half! We got this!" Bakugo growled, his knees together in pain.

"The only thing it looks like you 'got' is circumcised," Todoroki said ever so monotonously, walking towards the girl.

"[Name], wake up." The boy stated calmly.

Her hand shot out, of course, straight for his lovely hot and cold male parts, but he simply froze her hand before she could do anything. Bakugo and Midoriya's (who was still on the floor) jaws dropped as they stared at how Todoroki had no hesitation to use his powers on the girl.

"Mmmm, cold...." The girl drooled, smiling a little in her sleep.

"Oh, I forgot.. She likes the cold because of her quirk," Bakugo grumbled, a bit jealous of the half and half male.

"[Name], if you wake up, I'll..." The hot and cold boy leaned down and whispered something in the [e/c] eyed girl's ear, which was inaudible to the two other boys glowering at Todoroki.

"HnnGGG?!" She gasped and shot up, looking at Todoroki (and her arm which was encased in ice) in shock. "You would really do that?!"

Todoroki nodded emotionlessly.

"Yes. I am a man of my word. So hurry up, the bus is about to leave," he stated, and left the room, leaving Midoriya and Bakugo to wonder how Todoroki was able to tame feral [Name] so well.

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[Name] sat in the middle of Kaminari and Kirishima on the bus, tongue slightly out of her mouth in concentration, mashing the buttons of her switch aggressively.

"What are you even doing?" Kaminari asked, sweat dropping at the intensity of which the girl was playing.

"I'm playing Animal Crossing. I'm trying to get this tarantula but- AHHHHH!" The girl shrieked and tossed her switch up, leading Kirishima to catch it quickly with one hand (and giving Kaminari a heart attack, as this bitch damn near broke her switch).

"RUNNNN HOE!" [Name] shrieked as she leaned over to watch Kirishima quickly move the joystick, frantically running from the spider. Suddenly, the redhead smirked as he turned around and caught it with one swift swipe of the net.

"Ooh, Kiri! You should be a gamer!" [Name] grinned, leaning on his shoulder. Kaminari huffed and crossed his arms, staring out the window.

"I'm the gamer bf."

"Oh, excuse me, I need to get to Todoroki-" [Name] suddenly said, trying to get to the seat diagonally across, and in the process, basically sitting on Kaminari's lap.

"Nut," Kaminari stated casually, trying to hide his dark blush.

"So, Todo..." [Name] slid into his seat discreetly. Of course, he was sitting alone, as he wanted.

"What?" The boy said, looking away from the window and staring down at [Name] with his cold eyes.

"Just reminding you what you promised me." [Name] smirked, looking him up and down. Todoroki blushed a bit-which was unnatural- and nodded, quickly looking down again.

"I know, and I intend to keep that promise. Meet me at your hotel room at 10 pm, after the licensing exams."

"That's my little AC!" [Name] gushed.

"Don't make me take it back." Todoroki mumbled.

"What are they talking about," Kirishima whispered quietly to Kaminari, happening to overhear their conversation.

"It sounds like [Name] has a dick appointment with Todoroki." Kaminari huffed, crossing his arms and sliding down in his seat.

"THat's noT FaIR!" Bakugo yelled, his spiky head popping up from the seat behind.

"Bakugo, so you want a dick appointment with Todoroki?" Kaminari snorted. "Damn everyone, Bakugo likes it in the butt!"

"We been done knew that," Mina snickered.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" Bakugo yelled, his explosions rocking the bus.

Finally, it quieted down again as the bus drove into a large city full of shining skyscrapers and structures, and finally to a large, glass building.

"We're dropping here, boys. Get off the... battle bus." Aizawa sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose with disgust, as last night [Name] had threatened to give all his cats to Mineta for kissing practice unless he had said those exact words.

"YEET!" [Name] cackled, opening the emergency exit window and flopping out like a less than graceful whale, catching the attention of students from other schools.

"[NAME], THAT IS NOT SAFE, ALSO THE DOOR IS WIDE OPEN AND IS ESPECIALLY PREPARED FOR PASSENGER USE!" Iida reprimanded her, picking her off the ground with ease.

"I think I broke my coochie bones," [Name] groaned, while a boy gushed nearby about how the [h/c] haired girl was 'his idol.'

As class 1-a regrouped to walk inside the exam building together, [Name] thought seriously about what she would do for her exam. She was decently prepared- like everyone else, she had made her hero moves. But her confidence in her fighting skills was still, like always, at an all-time low.

"Let's call out the usual!" Kirishima's yell tore [Name] out of her state of zoning out.

"1, 2, PLUS-"

"ULTRAAAA!" A man screamed from behind them. His voice indicated that he obviously did not belong to U.A.

"Bruh," [Name] turned around, only to meet an almost bald man.

Damn, who snatched his weave? 😔

"You shouldn't barge into people's huddles, Inasa." A man with purple hair said sternly. The man who had yelled was with two other people, who were wearing academy style hats and stylish uniforms.

They got the fits on, [Name] said, insecurely looking down at her own minion crop top which stated 'I hate my wife and children.' At least Endeavor would be proud of my OOTD (Outfit of the Day).

"YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! I AM EXTREMELY SORRY!" The almost bald man yelled, squatting and bowing so low that his head touched the ground.

"Is this guy REALLY taking a dookie on the street rn?" [Name] snorted, while Aizawa hissed at her to 'be nice' under his breath.

"Wait, that uniform!" Jirou said. "He's from that famous Western Japanese school!"

"U.A in the East, Shiketsu in the West..." Bakugo said eerily.

[Name] observed the other two students in the front lines of the school, which included a gorgeous girl who was taller than [Name] and had beautiful blonde hair, and a guy who looked like a knockoff Shinsou.

"I JUST WANTED TO SAY PLUS ULTRA ONCE! I LOVE U.A! I AM EXTREMELY HONORED TO COMPETE AGAINST YOU!" He roared, his head starting to bleed.

"Let's go," The knockoff Shinsou said.

The girl turned around to face the UA students one more time, smirking as she caught [Name]'s eye. She seemed innocent enough, but [Name]'s instinct and standoffish nature caused her to shoot an icy glare at the girl.

Still smirking, the girl from Shiketsu turned around and walked into the building with the rest of her classmates.

"Inasa... He's strong. He turned down his acceptance here although he was the top-recommended student."

Hm, then his abilities are above Todoroki's? [Name] thought, impressed.

"ERASER!" A lively voice said from a few feet down the street. Aizawa had a mini seizure as he inwardly groaned, and [Name]'s ears perked up the unfamiliar sound of a female saying her father's name.

A girl with green hair and an orange bandana and MASSIVE boobies walked down the street.

"Eraser, let's get married!"

"Damn, Eraserdaddy's getting some COOCH!" Kaminari laughed, turning to [Name] and expecting her to joke around with him, but widened his eyes and paled as he saw the [h/c] haired girl growling like a rabid dog and glaring at the green-haired woman, who obviously didn't notice.

"Our agencies used to be close together, and our love blossomed from there..." She gushed.

"[Name], calm down now..." Kaminari sweatdropped, holding the girl by her arms. Midoriya, seeing her hostility, joined in holding her back from earning herself a one-way ticket to Limbo for beating up an adult teacher.

"Her auras are giving me flashes of death..." Momo shuddered, essentially vibe checking [Name].

"Smile Hero, Joke!" Midoriya said, with his usual fangirl face, as [Name] glowered at the thought of having siblings whose quirks were literally to tell dad jokes.

[Name]'s hands were suddenly grabbed by big, warm, yaoi hands. The [e/c] eyed girl made a little sound of surprise as an attractive and excited male stared at her with sparkling eyes.

"I'm Shindo! U.A's had trouble after trouble this year, so it must be tough! You're [Name] Aizawa! Amazing performance in the Sports Festival! Your quirk is definitely interesting and powerful! I'm looking forward to seeing you in the exam!"

"I guess you get a pass for belonging to her class because you're cute," [Name] grumbled quietly to herself, trying not to mentally insult Miss Joke's hair out of courtesy.

She doesn't even deserve to be compared to my queen and fursona, Shrek.

As Shindo went around from person to person, even pointing out Bakugo, causing him to lash out at the happy boy.

"Don't be mean!" Kirishima sighed. "Sorry for his rudeness... He's had a rough morning..."

Bakugo's eyes widened as he got flashbacks of [Name] basically making him infertile.

"Todoroki, can I have your autograph?! You're so cooool!" A blonde girl gushed.

"You can have mine," [Name] said, handing her a napkin that had a messy drawing of the 'do you f*rt fish, otherwise known as Hubert. The blonde girl looked down at it with pure fear in her eyes.

Finally, class 1-a was left alone to change into their hero costumes and meet in the grand hall. A very sleepy man was giving a speech about something or the other, and [Name] yawned, gently resting her head on Midoriya's shoulder.

The girl was trying her best to keep calm, as the large crowd had made her aware of just how many heroes in training there were. Not to mention, Aizawa's last words to her before she entered, were "Good luck, [Name]. I love you... Make me proud." which put even more pressure on her, as she desperately wanted her father to be proud of her.

The sleepy man droned on and on about some hero crap, falling asleep between sentences.

"That man is your spirit animal," Midoriya laughed lightly, smiling down at the girl. [Name] smiled back up at him as the two met eyes, causing the teenagers to zone out and become unaware of their surroundings for what seemed like an eternity, but was really just a couple seconds.

Midoriya quickly widened his eyes and shook his head, snapping out of his trance and once again trying to listen to the man's instructions and not his loudly beating heart.

[Name], who was already asleep-while standing up- was leaning on his shoulder, missed out, as per usual.

Seriously, how does this bitch pass anything? How does she just know what to do? I mean I've never heard her listen to instructions once, Bakugo thought, glaring at her, but mostly just pissy at the fact that she was leaning on Midoriya's shoulder and not his.

"Everyone, deposit your bags and items in this room before you go. Take only costume pieces and gear, please!" An exam proctor called, as the crowd started moving.

[Name] woke up from her 20-minute nap and checked her phone one last time before she had to put it up.

"2 new messages from the great Chad Takashi, huh?" [Name] smirked.

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kyouki says i have to be nice to you today... so good luck kid, you're gonna kill it.

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"Oh god, do I really wanna open this in public?" [Name] cringed. The last time Chad had sent her a mysterious attachment, she was met with full volume hentai sound effects. Even worse, she was in the middle of a quiet class.

"I'll just check it later," [Name] said. "Maybe if I fail it'll be a funny minion meme to cheer me up."

"[Naame]! Do you even know what we're doing? You were asleep the whole time!" Ochaco sweatdropped.

"All I understood from that speech was balls. I think I got this." [Name] said, but truth be told, she was starting to get a little nervous.

Although she got the gist of the exam, and she had an outgoing and careless personality, the nerves and pressure of performing well were getting to her. Although she tried her best not to show it, Ochaco saw right through her.

"[Name], you're going to do great. I believe in you." Ochaco smiled, to which [Name] smiled back and gave the brunette a small hug.

Suddenly, the building started to shake as the walls unfolded, revealing many terrains and situations, such as ditches, mini desserts, buildings, and more.

"How extra," [Name] lazily mumbled, rolling her eyes.

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Meanwhile, in the stadium seats, Ms. Joke tried to make Aizawa laugh, who was sitting with at least 2 chairs between them with a look of annoyance on his face.

"I can't believe you still had 20 students! You didn't expel your students! You must like your class this year! Especially your daughter! You know, I never would have taken you for the type to adopt a ch-"

"Don't talk about my daughter," Aizawa responded dully, his eyes narrowed. "And no, I don't really like my class this year."

"HAHA! YOU'RE SO FUNNY! Go out with me?"

"No, stop simping."

"Still, it's strange that you didn't warn them, about what always happens at the beginning of the exam." Ms. Joke smirked.

The doors opened and as most of class 1-a decided to stick together, the pack of UA students ran out to the stadium, looking like a mere colony of ants to the viewers in the stadium seats.

[Name]'s heart pounded with intensity as her friends ran beside her.

"It'll be school against school... Soon enough everyone will start to decide what school to target next..." Midoriya stated uneasily.

"Does that mean..." Mina gasped.

[Name]'s eyes widened, along with everyone else from UA, when their pack was met with an offensive force of students from many other schools. [Name] immediately recognized Shindo from the crowd, along with some of the students from Shiketsu.

"Oh god, it's time for UA's dick flattening," [Name] managed to say, before balls were pelted at the students.

As most of the UA students started using their quirks to defend themselves and their classmates, [Name] clenched her jaw and concentrated on opening her blood flow, as her energy was exerted in the form of plasma.

Using her hands and the force of the energy, she blasted some of the balls away from herself and her classmates, trying her best to be efficient and preserve her blood supply.

Don't worry, dad. I'll make you proud, I promise.

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LITERALLY MY COMPUTER FUCKING CRASHED AS I TRIED TO POST THIS CHAPTER IT WAS T O O MUCH

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