In which class 1-a starts training for their exam, [Name] takes up twitter blogging, and the author sincerely apologizes in advance for this chapter

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"She's just eating cereal." Todoroki stated.

Damn, can't a girl have sum froot loops in peace? Keep on eating queen, I got you. Todoroki thought to himself.

"YEAH BUT SHE'S PUTTING THE MILK IN BEFORE THE CEREAL!"

"Oh, this isn't milk." [Name] said, and then refused to elaborate, which left her classmates quaking with fear, feeling dominated by her Big Dick Energy™ aura.

"Shit, we're late for school!" Midoriya yelled. Everyone in the UA dorm dining hall quickly got their things together. [Name] shuddered at the thought of Aizawa's reaction, who was already angry in the first place, as [Name] had trained all his cats to only respond to the word "peepeepoopoo." last night... Instead of doing her homework.

[Name] quickly shoveled the remaining Froot Loops in her mouth, almost choking on them, and grabbed an extra pack to bring to school as a snack.

"Twitter?" Kirishima asked, looking at the girl's phone.

"Yep! I'll be Twitter logging my experience training up to the Licensing Exam." [Name] grinned. "If I let the world know what I'm doing, everyone will cower in fear of my manly aura!"

"I'm so proud of you!" Kirishima wiped away a tear.

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"Alright, you lazy little shits," Aizawa said, glaring at the class that he loved more than anything in the world. "as mentioned before, class 1-A is now focusing on getting provisional licenses."

"Yes sir!"

"This license is a lot of responsibility. It accounts for human lives. So of course, the exam is very difficult. Only a 50% passing rate."

'Fuck! I have like two brain cells though! Does that mean I actually have to put in effort?' [Name] thought to herself, mentally groaning.

"That's why today everyone will create two hero moves."

The door suddenly opened, and there was Midnight standing in all her big tiddy goth gf glory. Next to her stood Ectoplasm and Cementoss, who reminded [Name] of the 🗿emoji so much that she had to hold back her snorts.

As the class nutted over making hero moves, and the pro hero teachers explained them, [Name] fell asleep on her desk, because this bitch always sleeping.

Finally, everyone was changed into their hero costume and standing in Gym Gamma.

"This is TDL- Training Dining Land," Aizawa explained.

"Hell yeah, I can't wait to eat some thot pockets!" [Name] said excitedly. Nobody had the heart to tell her that 'dining' did not, in fact, stand for food.

"Being a hero means you'll have to save people from disasters, attacks, and accidents. Your ability to make decisions, move, gather information, be a leader, communicate, and fight will be tested in the exam."

"Your moves do not necessarily need to be attacking." Ectoplasm explained. "Now, let's start."

Large rocks were erected from the ground.

"Get through this with a pl- with a-" Aizawa gagged. "With a plus ultra mentality."

Someone really needs to change our cringe ass slogan. He thought with disgust.

"Are you ready?"

"Yes sir!"

As everyone went off their own ways to make their ultimate moves, Aizawa called [Name] to him.

I'm in trouble oh shit oh shit oh shit-

"[Name]. I just wanted to let you know that you have nothing to worry about." Aizawa said firmly.

"What?" [Name] asked. The scruffy haired man put a hand on her shoulder, trying his best to look affectionate and caring but instead coming off as constipated.

"You don't have to worry about the villains. Most of them are in a high-security prison. You're safe. I just wanted to reassure you, in case you had any doubts. And also, I took care of the news... Slandering. Stuff."

"Oh. Thanks, Eraserdaddy!" [Name] grinned.

"Bruh 😐..." Aizawa replied, already feeling a headache coming on. He finally retreated to the back of the gym looking like an emo 12-year-old who just discovered that MCR had broken up.

[Name] made her way to her training station and thought of what Ultimate move she could make.

"Your powers are strong. I would call what you did in the Sports Festival an ultimate move. The move where your entire body was exerting your power." A copy of Ectoplasm said, helping the girl out.

"Yeah, except I don't know how to do that again." [Name] said. "During my internship though, I learned how to exert my energy on other parts of my body."

"Okay, let's start there."

[Name] nodded and took a deep breath, remembering her mentor, Kyouki's words.

"Remember, just clench your buttcheeks and feel the power within you."

As [Name] and her classmates worked on their ultimate moves, All Might and Aizawa walked in to observe. Finally, everyone was done for the day. By the time the class was released, the sky was painted orange and pink.

Ochaco, Iida and [Name] walked to the costume studio, seeing Midoriya standing in front of the door.

"Hey De-"

A large explosion rocked the studio as Deku was thrown back with the velocity and momentum of a million wet farts. Ochaco paled as Iida's jaw dropped open.

"Oops!" A familiar voice said. [Name]'s eyes narrowed.

"Not this bitch again." [Name] sighed. Truth be told, the [h/c] haired girl would rather get an FNAF tattoo on her left buttcheek than have to be around Mei Hatsume. The pinkette was too energetic for [Name]'s liking.

As the smoke cleared, there she was, chilling with her boobs in Midoriya's face. [Name]'s brain had an aneurysm as a shirtless guy stepped out of the studio.

"What the fuck is happening right n-"

"Ooh, you need costume updates?" Mei squealed, as she started feeling groping Midoriya's 🅱️oobies. Power Loader invited them inside. As everyone discussed their costumes, [Name] fell asleep in the corner, bored as fuck.

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Later in the day, everyone from class 1-a met in the common area. In order to encourage 'class bonding,' the girls decided to have a mini spa party in Mina's dorm room.

"Hey! We should do something like that too, for the guys. Only manlier!" Kirishima grinned.

"Ooh, all the guys can come to my room!" Kaminari grinned. "We can do manly activities like drink from the c u m c h a l i c e."

"Damn, you boys are hanging out? send pics 😳" [Name] said as Kaminari smacked Sero's ass.

"This is stupid, I'm leaving." Bakugo rolled his eyes.

"Oh come on you grandma! It'll be fun!" Kirishima said, dragging a screaming Bakugo into Kaminari's room against his will. [Name] in turn made her way to Mina's room.

"The gucci girl gang has reunited," [Name] smiled as Mina braided her hair. They talked about random stuff- school, the exam, and such.

"I feel like we as girls haven't really gotten to hang out as much!" Momo said, holding up a couple of DVDs. "I brought movies!"

The girls all changed into their pajamas and sat shoulder to shoulder on Mina's large bed, slung across each other's legs or cuddling into each other's sides.

"No homo, but I love you all," [Name] said, showing the girls 'spare coochie' eyes. She never really realized how exhausting hanging out with the boys were-besides, they had cooties.

"Aw, we love you too!" Ochaco snuggled the [h/c] haired girl close. Momo smiled and pat [Name]'s head gently, as Mina took a cringe-worthy dad selfie with her polaroid.

"For the memories!" She grinned, hanging it up.

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"DEKUUUUUU!" An angry scream came from down the hallway. The girls had been hanging out for a couple of hours now, and were starting to get bored.

"Damn, poor Izu's getting his cheeks clapped." [Name] sighed sadly. "Should we be concerned about that?"

"Let's go spy on the boys!" Ochaco said with sparkly eyes. [Name], Momo, and Mina agreed. The others decided to stay in the room incase Aizawa came by.

And so, a couple of minutes later, the four girls were standing outside Kaminari's room and peeking in the door.

The room seemed to be tense. Everyone was glaring at each other, although, just a few minutes ago the boys were doing some sort of ritual where hey held hands as they chanted something about gamer girl pee and levitated.

"I was her friend first," Midoriya said quietly, breaking the silence.

"Well, I kissed her, remember? And that big Pikachu plushie she has in her room? I was the one who got it for her." Kaminari glared.

"oH YEAH?! WELL, I BOUGHT HER POOP CHAN!" Bakugo screamed angrily.

"Uhh [Name]? I don't think we should listen to this," Ochaco sweat nervously.

"What's the big deal? They're just fighting over who gets to be my best friend!" [Name] rolled her eyes.

'This bitch is incredibly stupid. How has natural selection not taken its course on her yet?' Ochaco thought. 'still love u tho honey 😘😋'

"boooo you dumb thot," The author, bella said from above.

"Did you hear something?" [Name] asked, lowkey feeling like God was speaking to her dumbass directly.

"No??"

"Boys... Let's try and be civil..." Kirishima said, sweating nervously.

"I'm quite fond of her as well, so I might just steal your girl." Todoroki said quietly from the corner.

"Shut UP YOU ASYMMETRICAL LOOKING-"

"Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe-"

"She's mine!" Midoriya and Bakugo said under their breath at the same time.

Silence fell upon the room.

"Hey guys wanna play Flying Gorilla?" Kaminari asked, pulling out his phone and pulling up the cursed game.

"Oh shit yes," Kirishima grinned. Even Midoriya and Bakugo joined in.

"Boys..." Ochaco and Mina sighed.

"See! I told you it would turn out fine! What's wrong with having like 6 best friends?" [Name] smiled proudly, turning to walk back to Mina's room. "Let's go! I wanna take a nap."

Ochaco and Momo slowly turned towards each other with raised eyebrows, shocked from having witnessed such an intense scene.

"She HAS to know by now." Momo sighed. "It's so obvious!"

"I don't think she's self aware that she's basically in a harem-"

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boys b like "you're mine" first of all im on probation for illegal possession of substances and multiple accounts of manslaughter, im property of the state 😂😂

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holy shit what have i done to all of you

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writing this chapter gave me a v bad migraine not even kidding but anyways heres poop chan xx